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Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:57 PM
Replies: 9,185
Views: 315,990
Posted By burnonred
They have bacon...at the grocery store?! Damn...

They have bacon...at the grocery store?! Damn you, Obama.
Forum: News 03/08/13, 03:40 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,727
Posted By burnonred
Track list could be better, yeah.

Track list could be better, yeah.
Forum: News 03/08/13, 03:39 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,384
Posted By burnonred
I once lived with a girl named Tawny. Her peaks...

I once lived with a girl named Tawny. Her peaks were very impressive. That's all I have to contribute to this thread.
Forum: General 03/08/13, 03:37 PM
Replies: 4,648
Views: 440,836
Posted By burnonred
Hahaha yes, for sure. Dude is a thespian beast....

Hahaha yes, for sure. Dude is a thespian beast. Have you ever seen A Bit of Fry & Laurie or Jeeves and Wooster?
Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:34 PM
Replies: 1,383
Views: 84,211
Posted By burnonred
It contributes to his "amazing"...

It contributes to his "amazing" feelings, haha. I'd probably enjoy beef stew in basketball shorts with no undies.
Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:33 PM
Replies: 9,185
Views: 315,990
Posted By burnonred
I would flash the President for bacon, but most...

I would flash the President for bacon, but most bacon-flavored foods sound like a bad idea.

Same.
Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:31 PM
Replies: 6,706
Views: 811,967
Posted By burnonred
If you want to last a long time in the sack, you...

If you want to last a long time in the sack, you have to work your way up with masturbation. Train yourself. At this point, my sessions usually last 2+ hours. It's too bad I have no partner to...
Forum: Personal Life 03/08/13, 03:30 PM
Replies: 11,832
Views: 1,154,053
Posted By burnonred
I'm not a big fan of edibles. Usually too much...

I'm not a big fan of edibles. Usually too much body, not enough head. I have tasted some delicious recipes though.
Forum: General 03/08/13, 03:27 PM
Replies: 4,648
Views: 440,836
Posted By burnonred
Nicole Kidman's real accent always throws me.

Nicole Kidman's real accent always throws me.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:24 PM
Replies: 427
Views: 20,453
Posted By burnonred
These are all solid points. Honestly, I was...

These are all solid points. Honestly, I was surprised by that line, just in terms of "cultural relevance" or whatever you want to call it. Like you said, it wasn't that funny in 2009. Still, I...
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:20 PM
Replies: 506
Views: 19,199
Posted By burnonred
Favorite stand-up comedian, and I had no idea he...

Favorite stand-up comedian, and I had no idea he had a TV show. Christ. Leave it to the absence of cable.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:18 PM
Replies: 254
Views: 14,636
Posted By burnonred
I will at least just be happy if they get rid of...

I will at least just be happy if they get rid of those annoying diagonal camera angles this time around. Also, please show more of the city of Asgard.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:16 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 20,211
Posted By burnonred
I have watched...that part. ;-)

I have watched...that part. ;-)
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:15 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,882
Posted By burnonred
I love that quote, but I still have my doubts.

I love that quote, but I still have my doubts.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:14 PM
Replies: 1,419
Views: 105,321
Posted By burnonred
Definitely my favorite this season. I actually...

Definitely my favorite this season. I actually really wanted something to happen with Blake and Jillian.
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:13 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 20,211
Posted By burnonred
Any cover that features Leslie Mann in her...

Any cover that features Leslie Mann in her sleepy-wear brushing her teeth is okay with me.

And any movie that features a cover that features Leslie Mann in her sleepy-wear brushing her teeth is okay...
Forum: Entertainment 03/08/13, 03:12 PM
Replies: 427
Views: 20,453
Posted By burnonred
I'm of the opinion that anything and everything...

I'm of the opinion that anything and everything can be funny in the right light, and that if you can't laugh at yourself, you're doing it wrong. Nothing should be off limits when it comes to comedy...


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