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Forum: News 04/21/13, 12:53 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,140
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Jealous? Look at us! We're a billion...

Statler: Jealous? Look at us! We're a billion years old and still acting.
Waldorf: I wouldn't call it acting. This is just how we are.
Statler: True. We've always just been a billion years old....
Forum: News 04/21/13, 12:16 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,140
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I swear they announced his birthday just...

Statler: I swear they announced his birthday just a few days ago.
Waldorf: Nope, that was so last year.
Statler: Oh, just like his band.

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Forum: News 04/04/13, 01:19 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 6,571
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Noooo! Our inspiration! Waldorf: I hope...

Statler: Noooo! Our inspiration!
Waldorf: I hope they at least bury him with his thumbs up.

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Forum: News 04/01/13, 12:19 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,025
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I wish this band would just...

Statler: I wish this band would just stop...
Waldorf: I agree. If you like this band, "You're Insane."

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Forum: News 04/01/13, 12:06 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,068
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This guy's still around? Waldorf:...

Statler: This guy's still around?
Waldorf: Seriously. Big Bird's still pissed.
Statler: Is that why he's yellow?

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Forum: News 04/01/13, 12:04 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,846
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I'll tell ya what I want, what I really...

Statler: I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want!
Waldorf: Wrong band.
Statler: Oh, I always get those 90s girl groups confused.

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Forum: News 04/01/13, 12:01 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,171
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: You're really going to waste your time...

Statler: You're really going to waste your time doing that?
Waldorf: Well, he's already wasting time by being on this site.

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Forum: News 04/01/13, 12:00 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,277
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: We should get Animal to submit...

Statler: We should get Animal to submit something, and we'll take the prize.
Waldorf: That'd be a good idea if they would consider air-drumming videos.
Statler: Oh yeah... What's up their...
Forum: News 04/01/13, 11:58 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,748
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: The Human Abstract is releasing...

Statler: The Human Abstract is releasing something new this year?
Waldorf: Yeah! I wonder what it will be!
Statler: Probably another human.
Waldorf: They don't need anymore people in their...
Forum: News 04/01/13, 10:46 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,171
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I've always liked Morrissey so I'm...

Statler: I've always liked Morrissey so I'm looking forward to this.
Waldorf: Well don't hold your breath. He'll probably cancel the release due to illness.

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Forum: News 11/19/12, 12:16 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,642
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: She must be running out of...

Statler: She must be running out of ideas?
Waldorf: Yeah, she has to write about other people's relationships now too, I guess.

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Forum: News 11/19/12, 12:11 PM
Replies: 212
Views: 21,120
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Hey, Waldorf, did you hear that Falling...

Statler: Hey, Waldorf, did you hear that Falling In Reverse has been crowned "Artist of the Year?"
Waldorf: Yeah, I was in church when the news broke. After I read it, I stood up and walked right...
Forum: News 10/18/12, 05:49 PM
Replies: 368
Views: 17,691
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: You have a tattoo of Rowlf on your...

Statler: You have a tattoo of Rowlf on your knee?
Waldorf: We'll tell him you say hi.

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Forum: News 10/16/12, 11:29 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,291
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I see a lawsuit coming. Waldorf: Yeah,...

Statler: I see a lawsuit coming.
Waldorf: Yeah, Big Bird's gonna be pissed...

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Forum: News 10/16/12, 11:25 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,488
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Thank God he's back! Waldorf: Yeah! They...

Statler: Thank God he's back!
Waldorf: Yeah! They could really use a lethal injection.

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Forum: News 10/16/12, 11:22 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 4,454
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I always love me a good band...

Statler: I always love me a good band documentary.
Waldorf: Me too. It's too bad they're not a good band.

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Forum: News 10/16/12, 11:18 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 8,856
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I liked Neighborhoods... Waldorf: Yeah,...

Statler: I liked Neighborhoods...
Waldorf: Yeah, every neighborhood that isn't near Sesame Street is fantastic!

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Forum: News 10/16/12, 11:15 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,020
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Waldorf, have you heard this...

Statler: Waldorf, have you heard this song?
Waldorf: Nope! But I wish their hearts would slow down...

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Forum: News 04/22/12, 11:51 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,213
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: You should change your address Waldorf:...

Statler: You should change your address
Waldorf: Definitely. Since all you're receiving is junk mail.

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Forum: News 04/22/12, 11:38 AM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,869
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: What?!? Did you follow us...

Statler: What?!? Did you follow us here?!
Waldorf: Looks like we need to clear out our browser's cookies again...

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Forum: News 04/17/12, 10:05 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,963
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This Tupac joke feels as old as we are...

Statler: This Tupac joke feels as old as we are now
Waldorf: What do you mean? We never age. We're puppets!

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Forum: News 04/17/12, 08:59 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,873
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I hate this band Waldorf: Be careful,...

Statler: I hate this band
Waldorf: Be careful, Statler! Memphis may fire you NEXT!

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Forum: News 04/17/12, 08:37 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 6,010
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I know we usually hate on everything,...

Statler: I know we usually hate on everything, but I actually liked that a lot!
Waldorf: Yeah me too! I loved it. This is odd.
Statler: Oh wait.... Our speakers aren't plugged in.

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Forum: News 04/17/12, 06:06 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,000
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: The Forecast Waldorf: ...Says another...

Statler: The Forecast
Waldorf: ...Says another terrible release week!

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Forum: News 04/17/12, 06:01 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 6,931
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This technology will make our job even...

Statler: This technology will make our job even crappier than it already is.
Waldorf: Yeah! We wouldn't even be able to throw stuff at him.
Statler: Nope. But we could shut off the power!

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