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Forum: News 03/22/12, 03:51 PM
Replies: 231
Thursday Discussion: Live Albums; Love 'um or Hate 'um?
Views: 11,496
Posted By heathkliff
I'm in shock it took this long for that Dashboard...

I'm in shock it took this long for that Dashboard album to be mentioned. It was the first album that came to mind on this topic, and honestly, it's probably my favorite of any DC recording.
Forum: Personal Life 06/02/11, 07:42 PM
Replies: 78
Shanking a Fart During Sex On Accident
Views: 5,658
Posted By heathkliff
just make sure you're going at it super loud so...

just make sure you're going at it super loud so as to mask the sound, and have highest hopes that the smell is minimal or wafting away from her nose.
Forum: Sports 03/11/11, 05:35 AM
Replies: 33
USA Cheerleading Nationals Disneyland
Views: 3,223
Posted By heathkliff
I wonder the same thing. It seemed to me like my...

I wonder the same thing. It seemed to me like my high school won at "nationals" every single year.
Forum: Personal Life 02/08/11, 12:30 PM
Replies: 247
What are your thoughts on..
Views: 5,070
Posted By heathkliff
I did after six months, and I still felt like...

I did after six months, and I still felt like that was an extremely short amount of time to be dropping a that kind of heavy on my relationship.
Forum: Sports 01/13/11, 08:33 AM
Replies: 116
NFL: Grade Your Team
Views: 6,102
Posted By heathkliff
Shit, you're right. I still give the same grade,...

Shit, you're right. I still give the same grade, but I guess I got confused trying to remember who and what our starters actually played. It has been a very long time since we've seen Bob do anything.
Forum: Sports 01/13/11, 08:32 AM
Replies: 116
NFL: Grade Your Team
Views: 6,102
Posted By heathkliff
Yeah, Tamme did well, but he had way too many...

Yeah, Tamme did well, but he had way too many dropped passes, false starts, and poorly run routes for me too grade him much higher.

And yes, I meant because of injury. 18 players on IR and several...
Forum: Sports 01/12/11, 01:25 PM
Replies: 116
NFL: Grade Your Team
Views: 6,102
Posted By heathkliff
While you're correct in that the position, not...

While you're correct in that the position, not the player is to be graded, I am grading the Indianapolis Colts based on the quarterback position for THIS season, and it just so happens to be that...
Forum: Sports 01/12/11, 11:26 AM
Replies: 116
NFL: Grade Your Team
Views: 6,102
Posted By heathkliff
Indianapolis Colts QB: Even with a 10-6 record...

Indianapolis Colts

QB: Even with a 10-6 record and a slew of injuries, Peyton Manning threw for 4700 yards and 30+ touchdowns. Yes, a couple of his mid-season "slump" interceptions lost us...
Forum: Sports 01/12/11, 08:48 AM
Replies: 116
NFL: Grade Your Team
Views: 6,102
Posted By heathkliff
I'll be doing IND when I'm on break from class in...

I'll be doing IND when I'm on break from class in an hour or so.
This means dibs.
Forum: Sports 01/06/11, 01:07 PM
Replies: 92
NFL Playoff Predictions
Views: 4,002
Posted By heathkliff
All I know is I'm going to my first NFL game in...

All I know is I'm going to my first NFL game in Indy this weekend, and I'm planning on having one hell of an inebriated good time.
Forum: Sports 01/04/11, 11:39 PM
Replies: 92
NFL Playoff Predictions
Views: 4,002
Posted By heathkliff
I'd still put them ahead of the Jets.

I'd still put them ahead of the Jets.
Forum: Sports 01/04/11, 08:04 PM
Replies: 92
NFL Playoff Predictions
Views: 4,002
Posted By heathkliff
That was also a game that didn't matter at all...

That was also a game that didn't matter at all except for seeding. Jamaal Charles is going to run circles around the Ravens, just you wait.
Forum: Sports 01/03/11, 03:08 PM
Replies: 92
NFL Playoff Predictions
Views: 4,002
Posted By heathkliff
American Wild: Colts over Jets Chiefs...

American

Wild:
Colts over Jets
Chiefs over Ravens

Div:
Colts over Steelers
Pats over Chiefs
Forum: Personal Life 12/01/10, 07:42 AM
Replies: 104
What Temperature Do You Set Your Heat At?
Views: 3,419
Posted By heathkliff
62...we're in a damn recession, money doesn't...

62...we're in a damn recession, money doesn't come easy.
Forum: Personal Life 10/29/10, 11:35 AM
Replies: 86
A Teacher At My Middle School Just Got Arrested
Views: 5,122
Posted By heathkliff
everybody's gonna have a story on this matter. it...

everybody's gonna have a story on this matter. it happens far too often.

however, this past summer, a former classmate of mine was arrested for having drunken sex in public with our seventh grade...
Forum: Personal Life 10/04/10, 07:08 AM
Replies: 77
Car Accident(s)
Views: 3,100
Posted By heathkliff
if there's any damage to the frame, which it...

if there's any damage to the frame, which it looks like there is, chances are your insurance is going consider it totaled and pay you out what they find it to be worth.
Forum: Personal Life 09/08/10, 06:38 AM
Replies: 49
Past Lives
Views: 1,715
Posted By heathkliff
so you lived in an alternate dimension as well?

so you lived in an alternate dimension as well?
Forum: Personal Life 09/07/10, 08:13 PM
Replies: 49
Past Lives
Views: 1,715
Posted By heathkliff
I'd probably rather the possibility of...

I'd probably rather the possibility of reincarnation be true than the whole heaven/hell concept. Either way, both are improbable.
Forum: Personal Life 06/08/10, 07:51 PM
Replies: 45
At Work & Bored
Views: 2,021
Posted By heathkliff
Boogerman. There is no other.

Boogerman. There is no other.
Forum: Personal Life 05/15/10, 03:18 PM
Replies: 72
Being let go
Views: 2,633
Posted By heathkliff
at least you were giving the option to resign....

at least you were giving the option to resign. having an actual termination on your job record is something that's never good to have.
Forum: News 04/23/10, 01:52 PM
Replies: 104
Thrice Cancel Dates
Views: 10,799
Posted By heathkliff
because if you had read the band's statement, it...

because if you had read the band's statement, it says that DUSTIN had to fly home for a family emergency.
Forum: News 04/23/10, 01:36 PM
Replies: 104
Thrice Cancel Dates
Views: 10,799
Posted By heathkliff
well...good thing I decided to check out this...

well...good thing I decided to check out this site before I left for my 3 hour trek to St. Louis for their show tonight.
Forum: News 04/22/10, 12:14 PM
Replies: 181
Punk Goes Streaming
Views: 12,446
Posted By heathkliff
Between the song selection and the way these...

Between the song selection and the way these terrible renditions sound...I'm taking it that most of these shithole bands are only aware these songs exist thanks in part to an awful video game

Punk...
Forum: Personal Life 04/22/10, 07:25 AM
Replies: 330
so, i'm about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend and i realized...
Views: 24,044
Posted By heathkliff
honestly, you should go ahead and fuck her, and...

honestly, you should go ahead and fuck her, and stop talking about it. that's not getting you anywhere, except closer to the point when that girl gets her driver's license and can't be seen with you.
Forum: News 04/20/10, 07:08 AM
Replies: 32
Fans Report In: Ben Folds
Views: 3,164
Posted By heathkliff
It is the very same Nick Hornby, and judging from...

It is the very same Nick Hornby, and judging from the songs Ben''s been performing from it, shit's gonna be terrific.
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