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Forum: News 03/18/12, 08:02 AM
Replies: 297
Views: 36,128
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
I feel bad for your gay ass f-aggot site. Just a...

I feel bad for your gay ass f-aggot site. Just a bunch of greedy jewish turdshit
Forum: Entertainment 03/18/12, 07:51 AM
Replies: 286
Views: 193,426
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
I'm with you. With your dick in my mouth. I want...

I'm with you. With your dick in my mouth. I want some of that Christian cock
Forum: Entertainment 03/18/12, 07:47 AM
Replies: 278
Views: 25,424
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
aye bro did you get those dick pics I sent you?...

aye bro did you get those dick pics I sent you? you fucking f_aggot ass dickhole. Just fucking ban me already you christ-core repping bro bro
Forum: Reviews 03/18/12, 07:28 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 28,531
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Album is fucking shitty. Deal with it you pussy...

Album is fucking shitty. Deal with it you pussy ass jesus loving f aggot
Forum: News 03/14/12, 08:15 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,966
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Scenein' it up!

Scenein' it up!
Forum: Entertainment 03/12/12, 03:52 PM
Replies: 1,323
Views: 41,704
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
I've hated this show for years. It's one of the...

I've hated this show for years. It's one of the few shows I can't stand for more than a few minutes. On the flip side, much to the confusion of many people, I recently started watching Curb Your...
Forum: Entertainment 03/12/12, 03:23 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 4,244
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Sometimes especially with limited release shit...

Sometimes especially with limited release shit but never for a fucking comedy. That's the only genre I need a crowd for


I tend to do this with more indie/arthouse type stuff where I need to pay...
Forum: News 03/11/12, 08:34 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 9,423
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Whoop! Whoop! Where the motherfuckin faygo at?

Whoop! Whoop! Where the motherfuckin faygo at?
Forum: News 03/05/12, 11:41 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 9,321
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Whoop! Whoop!

Whoop! Whoop!
Forum: Entertainment 03/02/12, 04:56 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 840
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
ewwwwwwwww

ewwwwwwwww
Forum: Entertainment 03/02/12, 02:03 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 6,318
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Def looks like it has potential. Really fucking...

Def looks like it has potential. Really fucking hoping its R rated
Forum: Entertainment 02/26/12, 04:24 PM
Replies: 5,373
Views: 358,898
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
aww that's too cute

aww that's too cute
Forum: Entertainment 02/22/12, 09:57 PM
Replies: 9,842
Views: 569,590
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Just started watching recently, currently on...

Just started watching recently, currently on season 2, and it def lives up to the hype. Really wish it was on premium cable but whatever
Forum: Entertainment 02/18/12, 11:38 AM
Replies: 10,034
Views: 607,195
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
those were pretty tight. as were the plethora of...

those were pretty tight. as were the plethora of filthy lice infested pube bros
Forum: Entertainment 02/17/12, 07:02 PM
Replies: 10,034
Views: 607,195
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
I only checked it out because Ieally, really...

I only checked it out because Ieally, really loved Shame and that Micheal Fassbender is currently one of my favorite actors. Safe to say I fucking HATED Hunger. So damn boring, pointless, and not...
Forum: Entertainment 02/17/12, 06:12 PM
Replies: 10,034
Views: 607,195
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
A Dangerous Method 9/10 Hunger 4/10 The Muppets...

A Dangerous Method 9/10
Hunger 4/10
The Muppets (2011) 7.5/10
Tinker, Tailor, Solider Spy 1/10
Forum: General 02/03/12, 02:37 PM
Replies: 957
Views: 46,379
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Huh? I've been on an extended meth 'n' faygo...

Huh? I've been on an extended meth 'n' faygo binge for the last few days. . Zee-brah! I ain't got nothing but clown love for you fam. Much, much fucking clown love.
Forum: General 01/31/12, 12:54 PM
Replies: 957
Views: 46,379
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
apparently. Since when does metacritic allow...

apparently. Since when does metacritic allow multiple reviews from the same publication. Did their policy change or something?
Forum: General 01/31/12, 12:53 PM
Replies: 957
Views: 46,379
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Pretty sure they rep the hatchet but whatever...

Pretty sure they rep the hatchet but whatever bro. Whoop! Whoop!
Forum: General 01/31/12, 12:25 PM
Replies: 957
Views: 46,379
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
why the fuck does Metacritic have three separate...

why the fuck does Metacritic have three separate Sputnik music reviews listed? That's a tad bit odd
http://www.metacritic.com/music/born-to-die/critic-reviews?dist=positive




whatever bro. All...
Forum: General 01/30/12, 01:23 PM
Replies: 957
Views: 46,379
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
Didn't this dude used to be in Alesana or some...

Didn't this dude used to be in Alesana or some other scene silliness situation?
Forum: News 01/26/12, 12:00 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,414
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
hopefully it's than their last album. It was a...

hopefully it's than their last album. It was a massive drop off from Hail Destroyer
Forum: General 01/26/12, 11:37 AM
Replies: 957
Views: 46,379
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
eh their coverage of her has been very positive...

eh their coverage of her has been very positive so I could see it going either way. Really hoping they BNM it


:lol: what a bunch of hornswoggle
Forum: General 01/25/12, 03:00 PM
Replies: 957
Views: 46,379
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
regardless of the backlash and silliness this...

regardless of the backlash and silliness this album will definitely get stellar fucking reviews.
Forum: General 01/25/12, 02:43 PM
Replies: 957
Views: 46,379
Posted By LongDistanceDrunk
that sums up pop music in general bro. What's...

that sums up pop music in general bro. What's your point?


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