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Forum: Personal Life 04:57 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 11,019
Views: 480,437
Posted By burnonred
They have bacon...at the grocery store?! Damn you, Obama.
Forum: News 04:40 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 14
Views: 4,128
Posted By burnonred
Track list could be better, yeah.
Forum: News 04:39 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 15
Views: 4,758
Posted By burnonred
I once lived with a girl named Tawny. Her peaks were very impressive. That's all I have to contribute to this thread.
Forum: General 04:37 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 5,928
Views: 703,321
Posted By burnonred
Hahaha yes, for sure. Dude is a thespian beast. Have you ever seen A Bit of Fry & Laurie or Jeeves and Wooster?
Forum: Personal Life 04:34 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 1,735
Views: 129,347
Posted By burnonred
It contributes to his "amazing" feelings, haha. I'd probably enjoy beef stew in basketball shorts with no undies.
Forum: Personal Life 04:33 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 11,019
Views: 480,437
Posted By burnonred
I would flash the President for bacon, but most bacon-flavored foods sound like a bad idea.

Same.
Forum: Personal Life 04:31 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 7,067
Views: 989,675
Posted By burnonred
If you want to last a long time in the sack, you have to work your way up with masturbation. Train yourself. At this point, my sessions usually last 2+ hours. It's too bad I have no partner to...
Forum: Personal Life 04:30 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 13,638
Views: 1,512,073
Posted By burnonred
I'm not a big fan of edibles. Usually too much body, not enough head. I have tasted some delicious recipes though.
Forum: General 04:27 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 5,928
Views: 703,321
Posted By burnonred
Nicole Kidman's real accent always throws me.
Forum: Entertainment 04:24 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 417
Views: 22,762
Posted By burnonred
These are all solid points. Honestly, I was surprised by that line, just in terms of "cultural relevance" or whatever you want to call it. Like you said, it wasn't that funny in 2009. Still, I...
Forum: Entertainment 04:20 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 506
Views: 23,018
Posted By burnonred
Favorite stand-up comedian, and I had no idea he had a TV show. Christ. Leave it to the absence of cable.
Forum: Entertainment 04:18 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 254
Views: 17,418
Posted By burnonred
I will at least just be happy if they get rid of those annoying diagonal camera angles this time around. Also, please show more of the city of Asgard.
Forum: Entertainment 04:16 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 266
Views: 26,518
Posted By burnonred
I have watched...that part. ;-)
Forum: Entertainment 04:15 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 86
Views: 6,190
Posted By burnonred
I love that quote, but I still have my doubts.
Forum: Entertainment 04:14 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 1,516
Views: 144,244
Posted By burnonred
Definitely my favorite this season. I actually really wanted something to happen with Blake and Jillian.
Forum: Entertainment 04:13 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 266
Views: 26,518
Posted By burnonred
Any cover that features Leslie Mann in her sleepy-wear brushing her teeth is okay with me.

And any movie that features a cover that features Leslie Mann in her sleepy-wear brushing her teeth is okay...
Forum: Entertainment 04:12 PM - 03/08/13
Replies: 417
Views: 22,762
Posted By burnonred
I'm of the opinion that anything and everything can be funny in the right light, and that if you can't laugh at yourself, you're doing it wrong. Nothing should be off limits when it comes to comedy...


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