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Forum: News 08:06 PM - 11/21/15
Replies: 17
Views: 3,083
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: This is a perfect Chvrches music video.
Waldorf: Why's that?
Statler: Because the band isn't in it!

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Forum: News 08:03 PM - 11/21/15
Replies: 6
Views: 2,716
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I hate to say it, but I appreciated the choreography!
Waldorf: I wish we could dance like that.
Statler: I wish we could dance at all! We don't have knees!

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Forum: News 08:02 PM - 11/21/15
Replies: 9
Views: 2,739
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: It's free, huh?
Waldorf: Still too expensive!

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Forum: News 07:59 PM - 11/21/15
Replies: 41
Views: 5,266
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: That's too bad for One Direction. I hope they learned their lesson.
Waldorf: What lesson?
Statler: That they should have made it in the P.M.!

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Forum: News 11:23 PM - 11/19/15
Replies: 19
Views: 3,244
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I like beer, but I hate this band.
Waldorf: Me too! So this is perfect!
Statler: Hey, you're right! We can just drink until we get too distracted to listen to them!
Waldorf: Our ears don't...
Forum: News 11:21 PM - 11/19/15
Replies: 19
Views: 2,575
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I am so confused!
Waldorf: Why?
Statler: Because if they can be afraid of anything, can't they be afraid to die?
Waldorf: I dunno, but after hearing this song, I'm no longer afraid to...
Forum: News 11:17 PM - 11/19/15
Replies: 9
Views: 3,283
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Hey, Waldorf! We should audition to be in Volumes!
Waldorf: Okay! And we can just turn everything down as low as possible.
Statler: Yeah! They'll sound good for once!

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Forum: News 11:15 PM - 11/19/15
Replies: 5
Views: 2,303
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Wow, this is a lame party in here!
Waldorf: It's perfect!
Statler: I know! It's more like AntiThread. I love it!

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Forum: News 11:20 AM - 11/19/15
Replies: 50
Views: 5,590
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Oh good, I was hoping there'd be another one of these this year!
Waldorf: What? Why?!
Statler: I need something to burn to stay warm this season!

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Forum: News 11:09 AM - 11/19/15
Replies: 26
Views: 3,388
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Didn't they take a break?
Waldorf: Yeah, for 4 years. So sad...
Statler: 4 years isn't very long.
Waldorf: I know. Not long enough!

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Forum: News 02:09 PM - 01/26/15
Replies: 1,437
Views: 177,803
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: How did you find this video of us?!
Waldorf: You can't trust anyone anymore!
Statler: Apparently not even the guys in Blink-182.

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Forum: News 08:53 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 28
Views: 3,502
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: What did God do to you?
Waldorf: Obviously gave him his crappy sense of humor and music taste.

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Forum: News 07:29 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 38
Views: 6,308
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Somehow they made it even worse than the original.
Waldorf: Are you surprised?
Statler: I'm surprised someone allowed it to be released, yes.

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Forum: News 07:21 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 21
Views: 4,190
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Oh thank goodness!
Waldorf: I thought you hated all of them.
Statler: Oh, I do. But now I know where to avoid.

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Forum: News 06:44 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 26
Views: 4,134
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: They've finally been recognized for their talents!
Waldorf: Or lack thereof! What an appropriate record label to sign to.

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Forum: News 06:42 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 28
Views: 3,502
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Why's your girlfriend in the hospital?
Waldorf: She must have listened to that Yellowcard performance.

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Forum: News 06:37 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 8
Views: 2,285
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Beyonce's generating buzz again?
Waldorf: They should call her Bee-yonce
Statler: Yeah, especially since her voice stings!

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Forum: News 06:33 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 8
Views: 2,396
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: Ugh. So December 5th is the new Doomsday?
Waldorf: Seems to be so. Call all your loved ones!
Statler: But we don't love anything!

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Forum: News 06:28 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 17
Views: 4,181
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I really hope they never make a sequel to Muppets in Manhattan.
Waldorf: Me too, but why do you say that?
Statler: Because I don't want this song to be stuck in my head the entire...
Forum: News 06:22 AM - 11/05/14
Replies: 139
Views: 15,693
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: My hypothesis was correct!
Waldorf: What was your hypothesis?
Statler: My hypothesis was that the world's music taste was still declining!
Waldorf: So is our hearing.
Forum: News 04:44 PM - 10/28/14
Replies: 66
Views: 7,726
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: What?! Somebody likes us?!
Waldorf: Don't listen to him. He liked the new Chris Brown album.
Statler: Good point. His judgement is flawed.

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Forum: News 10:50 AM - 10/28/14
Replies: 66
Views: 7,726
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: The album wasn't the only thing pushed back.
Waldorf: What do you mean?
Statler: The 'S' in "pushed" was apparently pushed back too!

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Forum: News 11:40 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 17
Views: 6,142
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: What a terrible song!
Waldorf: Yeah, it should have been called "Harsh Noise."

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Forum: News 11:39 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 25
Views: 7,310
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: That headline was misleading.
Waldorf: How so?
Statler: Because it said: "Third Eye Blind Almost Done." What a letdown.

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Forum: News 11:36 AM - 07/02/14
Replies: 31
Views: 7,185
Posted By StatlerWaldorf
Statler: I know the Muppets were in one of their videos, but I was over them even back then.
Waldorf: Yeah, everything will finally be alright once this band ends.

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