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Forum: News 05/05/09, 06:57 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,259
Posted By mavfan321
Sounds like that time I 69ed Willie Nelson and he...

Sounds like that time I 69ed Willie Nelson and he came all over my face... It was so awkward and then he fisted my asshole that was pretty sweet. I love cum.
Forum: News 05/03/09, 09:03 AM
Replies: 127
Views: 15,359
Posted By mavfan321
Wow this was such an EPIC night I got jizzed on...

Wow this was such an EPIC night I got jizzed on by Journey after their set. Not only that but we all 69ed and Bon Jovi was there with the devil wears chanel and they were all praying while jerking...
Forum: News 05/02/09, 10:12 PM
Replies: 531
Views: 39,038
Posted By mavfan321
jenny craig has a son who loves to sing like his...

jenny craig has a son who loves to sing like his balls were removed and snorts crack rocks while sucking cocks? COOL!
Forum: News 05/02/09, 09:54 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 4,849
Posted By mavfan321
I spotted this NICE dildo it was humongous and...

I spotted this NICE dildo it was humongous and satisfying to my anus. Needless to say I got 4 of those suckers. Also needless to say my anus is vast. Also needless to say if anyone needs a place to...
Forum: News 04/30/09, 02:37 PM
Replies: 450
Views: 18,391
Posted By mavfan321
SATAN!!! 666 Cocks. Grandmas... Puppies and...

SATAN!!! 666 Cocks. Grandmas... Puppies and kittens all slaughtered for the sake of fucking slaughtered baby animals.
Forum: News 04/30/09, 02:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 913
Posted By mavfan321
The Hint loves to suck on large ****** dicks and...

The Hint loves to suck on large ****** dicks and anal cunt savages from Uzbekistan holla at cho boy lil weezy got that nice clit juice sandwich p.s. am I banned yet?

I love cocks in my ass btw so...
Forum: News 04/30/09, 08:47 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 4,586
Posted By mavfan321
I shall prodigiously enjoy my ban by listening to...

I shall prodigiously enjoy my ban by listening to the devil wears prada whilst jerking off to the rhythms of their breakdowns till my penis falls off and then I will eat jizz filled cum. God Bless...
Forum: News 04/29/09, 07:39 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 4,586
Posted By mavfan321
You fuckin prick. I meant to quote but I did...

You fuckin prick.

I meant to quote but I did not... NOW I AM THE PRICK!
Forum: News 04/29/09, 06:54 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 4,586
Posted By mavfan321
Shit dude I'm so sorry bro.

Shit dude I'm so sorry bro.
Forum: News 04/29/09, 06:50 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 7,284
Posted By mavfan321
I wonder if allowed on the bus I could 69 with...

I wonder if allowed on the bus I could 69 with all the guys and get them to fuck me in the ass while the devil wears prada sits in a corner and jerks off while crying because Jesus won't like that.
Forum: News 04/29/09, 06:48 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 4,586
Posted By mavfan321
Yoooo this band is soooo good omg they make me...

Yoooo this band is soooo good omg they make me wanna jizz on baby cunt lips. Cum out my ass. Fuck Jay-Z. Fuck the devil wears dildos. Fuck Jason Tates cock hard.
Forum: News 02/04/09, 06:04 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,863
Posted By mavfan321
Random My Ass

Random My Ass
Forum: News 02/04/09, 06:02 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,863
Posted By mavfan321
Dude to be honest I could give two shits about...

Dude to be honest I could give two shits about the band or the founder of this website I get bored and do random shit like jerk off rabbits. I don't own a car, I'm no longer in less than normal, and...
Forum: News 02/04/09, 05:58 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,863
Posted By mavfan321
I would be joining you fellas in a circle jerk...

I would be joining you fellas in a circle jerk but seems like my car needs a new tranny, fuckin North Eastern coast weather.
Forum: News 02/04/09, 05:53 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,863
Posted By mavfan321
Yo dude you got me man you win... Wanna fuck?

Yo dude you got me man you win... Wanna fuck?
Forum: News 02/04/09, 05:39 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,863
Posted By mavfan321
Nah I lied this band fuckin sucks cock and so...

Nah I lied this band fuckin sucks cock and so does Jason Tate he sucked Bring Me The Horizons cocks and they came all over his puppy.
Forum: News 02/04/09, 05:38 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 4,863
Posted By mavfan321
This fuckin band is tits!

This fuckin band is tits!
Forum: News 02/04/09, 05:02 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,912
Posted By mavfan321
Oh pleaseeee queef in my mouth seņor.

Oh pleaseeee queef in my mouth seņor.
Forum: News 02/04/09, 05:01 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 996
Posted By mavfan321
BTW my band Cunt Gobbler Atreyu Death Dick is...

BTW my band Cunt Gobbler Atreyu Death Dick is playing the first leg of this tour catch you at the shows and we'll make out especially if you're a guy.
Forum: News 02/04/09, 04:16 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,476
Posted By mavfan321
Oh shit I got an infraction jason tate loves big...

Oh shit I got an infraction jason tate loves big asian cocks because they are like unicorns they don't exist.
Forum: News 02/04/09, 03:50 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,476
Posted By mavfan321
I'd sure love to queef in their faces after...

I'd sure love to queef in their faces after getting pumped hard body.
Forum: News 02/04/09, 03:44 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,180
Posted By mavfan321
Piece of shit cock licker.

Piece of shit cock licker.
Forum: News 02/04/09, 03:44 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,912
Posted By mavfan321
Oh shit they forgot to turn their delay and...

Oh shit they forgot to turn their delay and reverb off and now they are geniuses, btw I love cock.
Forum: Reviews 02/04/09, 03:42 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 16,711
Posted By mavfan321
Hoobastank is fuckin amazing so is 30 seconds to...

Hoobastank is fuckin amazing so is 30 seconds to mars and i wanna lick jared letos used dildos.
Forum: News 05/30/08, 12:32 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 6,219
Posted By mavfan321
I don't even like blink that much but I'd rather...

I don't even like blink that much but I'd rather see them back then either Plus 44 or Angel and Airwaves.


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