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Forum: News 12/17/12, 02:33 PM
Replies: 79
Courtney Love Sucks
Views: 7,420
Posted By Neptune
shut up, cunt.

shut up, cunt.
Forum: News 10/04/12, 01:18 PM
Replies: 20
In My G4 Over Da Sea
Views: 2,500
Posted By Neptune
more like general consensus is that most people...

more like general consensus is that most people are self-important and want to place a reverential status on a fucking album, and this is actually just a fun project someone created so get over...
Forum: News 08/25/12, 10:19 AM
Replies: 154
Jack's Mannequin No More?
Views: 18,965
Posted By Neptune
wow, i never want to read his writing ever again.

wow, i never want to read his writing ever again.
Forum: News 06/01/12, 01:07 PM
Replies: 27
Aeroplane Over the Sea Rap Mash-Up
Views: 3,346
Posted By Neptune
quit acting like neutral milk hotel is as sacred...

quit acting like neutral milk hotel is as sacred as the magna carta you fucking dorks. this is awesome.
Forum: News 04/04/12, 02:41 PM
Replies: 101
Senses Fail's Greatest Hits Track Listing
Views: 10,507
Posted By Neptune
the point of best-of albums is no longer...

the point of best-of albums is no longer relevant. doubly so for this band. so fuck them for trying to shill more money out of those unfortunate enough to be their fans.
Forum: News 03/26/12, 10:27 AM
Replies: 13
Show Review: Bruce Springsteen In 2,200 Words
Views: 1,435
Posted By Neptune
a bunch of people on this website complimenting...

a bunch of people on this website complimenting you doesnt mean you arent an awful writer.
Forum: News 03/23/12, 05:27 AM
Replies: 13
Show Review: Bruce Springsteen In 2,200 Words
Views: 1,435
Posted By Neptune
your writing makes me want to vomit.

your writing makes me want to vomit.
Forum: News 02/22/10, 04:52 PM
Replies: 147
I Can Make A Release Date
Views: 9,223
Posted By Neptune
nothing like a spelling error in a press release....

nothing like a spelling error in a press release. riggers?
Forum: News 02/19/10, 05:11 PM
Replies: 21
Win Signed Saves The Day Guitar
Views: 1,996
Posted By Neptune
you mean a guitar signed by a bunch of random...

you mean a guitar signed by a bunch of random dudes and the singer from saves the day, right?
Forum: News 02/18/10, 09:43 AM
Replies: 52
Play with Jimi
Views: 2,034
Posted By Neptune
they need to put together a bruce springsteen...

they need to put together a bruce springsteen rock band. then ill start listening.
Forum: News 02/17/10, 05:40 PM
Replies: 153
If Pitchfork Wants It
Views: 8,762
Posted By Neptune
boo fucking hoo. if he was running a real blog...

boo fucking hoo. if he was running a real blog with more than 5 posts on it, maybe hed have something to bitch about.
Forum: News 02/11/10, 09:31 PM
Replies: 150
Introducing Lady Mac?
Views: 19,172
Posted By Neptune
your sisters cunt tastes like a football team.

your sisters cunt tastes like a football team.
Forum: News 02/11/10, 12:48 PM
Replies: 150
Introducing Lady Mac?
Views: 19,172
Posted By Neptune
go choke on your mothers dick

go choke on your mothers dick
Forum: News 02/11/10, 09:10 AM
Replies: 150
Introducing Lady Mac?
Views: 19,172
Posted By Neptune
who the fuck cares. im not watching a 5 minute...

who the fuck cares. im not watching a 5 minute video of some bitch with an idea for a fucking shoe
Forum: News 01/28/10, 10:27 PM
Replies: 32
It's Luis' Birthday
Views: 1,827
Posted By Neptune
fuck him.

fuck him.
Forum: News 01/04/10, 06:43 PM
Replies: 303
Philadelphia Weekly Responds to TSL/AP.net "Dipshits"
Views: 20,190
Posted By Neptune
actually, PW along with the city paper are the...

actually, PW along with the city paper are the two go-to sources for news and current events in philly and certainly matter more in this city than the philadelphia inquirer. so so so far from...
Forum: News 11/22/09, 09:49 PM
Replies: 614
Intolerance Isn't Welcome
Views: 34,785
Posted By Neptune
no idea who this band is, but this is a great...

no idea who this band is, but this is a great reason to get drunk and ride my bike up to the factory with big signs that say "sucking dick rules!" and "god loves my cock in his ass!"
Forum: News 11/09/09, 06:36 AM
Replies: 64
Aerosmith Without Steven Tyler Is Not Aerosmith
Views: 3,345
Posted By Neptune
hopefully he leaves more than aerosmith and just...

hopefully he leaves more than aerosmith and just dies already.
Forum: News 09/15/09, 06:08 PM
Replies: 1,223
AP.net Chat: Every Time I Die
Views: 76,886
Posted By Neptune
hey keith, whos your favorite author? jordan,...

hey keith, whos your favorite author?

jordan, whos your favorite porn star?

andy whos your favorite professional wrestler?
Forum: News 09/11/09, 07:06 AM
Replies: 124
Good Money Gone (To Waste)
Views: 7,181
Posted By Neptune
boo fucking hoo.

boo fucking hoo.
Forum: News 09/02/09, 07:12 AM
Replies: 84
Jason Mraz Single Record
Views: 3,760
Posted By Neptune
i had no idea this guy was still around anymore.

i had no idea this guy was still around anymore.
Forum: News 05/20/09, 01:39 PM
Replies: 6
Sunset Rubdown Pre-Order And Tour
Views: 1,013
Posted By Neptune
im glad they finally decided to play somewhere...

im glad they finally decided to play somewhere other than the church in philly. and im really fcking glad they went with johnny brendas
Forum: News 04/22/09, 10:41 AM
Replies: 166
Saves the Day Plan to Re-Release In Reverie
Views: 11,306
Posted By Neptune
ha. so now the abum has twice as many songs that...

ha. so now the abum has twice as many songs that i will never want to listen to.
Forum: News 04/13/09, 08:42 PM
Replies: 184
Of Legends Debut Song on Myspace
Views: 19,929
Posted By Neptune
so, im guessing secret is a code word for shitty.

so, im guessing secret is a code word for shitty.
Forum: News 04/11/09, 08:42 AM
Replies: 143
Next On PETA's List: Phish --> Sea Kittens
Views: 7,301
Posted By Neptune
i wonder how you get the job at PETA where you...

i wonder how you get the job at PETA where you kill a few thousand animals every year in their freezer?
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