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Forum: News 08:27 AM - 04/08/15
Replies: 46
Views: 7,643
Posted By reedard
These girls were uber-moist.
Forum: News 08:57 AM - 04/01/15
Replies: 115
Views: 7,292
Posted By reedard
Well, at least Arkansas sucks as bad as Indiana now.

Garbage states.
Forum: News 03:25 PM - 03/15/15
Replies: 189
Views: 17,332
Posted By reedard
Warped Tour is fucking lame. Been fucking lame for a long long time now.
Forum: News 04:44 AM - 03/10/15
Replies: 71
Views: 8,537
Posted By reedard
Proof!

Liking Dashboard = getting mad pussy!
Forum: News 09:44 AM - 03/09/15
Replies: 71
Views: 8,537
Posted By reedard
You're married. Proof the soothing voice of Chris Carabababrbrbabababrbrbbababba fuels the loins of the youth.
Forum: News 09:13 AM - 03/09/15
Replies: 71
Views: 8,537
Posted By reedard
Only from macho dudes who never use it to their advantage.

Am I right?
Forum: News 08:47 AM - 03/09/15
Replies: 71
Views: 8,537
Posted By reedard
Liking this band use to get you so much pussy.
Forum: News 11:58 AM - 03/05/15
Replies: 66
Views: 7,246
Posted By reedard
...those are MASSIVE headliners. You may not like the music, but how is that downhill? Plus, the undercard is always stacked.
Forum: News 08:36 AM - 03/05/15
Replies: 66
Views: 7,246
Posted By reedard
You couldn't pay me to go to Warped Tour.

Riotfest is where its at.
Forum: News 04:54 AM - 03/03/15
Replies: 26
Views: 2,579
Posted By reedard
Don't live in Chicago anymore. Moved to the US Virgin Islands.

Only saw pics of Punker crowd surfing (which I hate) at LTJ.
Forum: News 12:20 PM - 03/02/15
Replies: 26
Views: 2,579
Posted By reedard
In this day and age of garbage music....

Wrestling > Band life
Forum: News 09:04 AM - 03/02/15
Replies: 26
Views: 2,579
Posted By reedard
Let the kid have his fun.

I always wanted to be a wrestler. Then I stopped growing in about 11th grade. Gave up on that dream right quick.

Rollins is quality. Listens to some decent music...
Forum: News 04:49 AM - 02/26/15
Replies: 81
Views: 6,123
Posted By reedard
Very solid finale. I thought I'd be crying like a baby but I didn't shed a tear. The show is far too positive and optimistic to cry and I think that's the point. We can't cry because we know each...
Forum: News 06:25 PM - 02/20/15
Replies: 81
Views: 7,326
Posted By reedard
You're a fucking dork.

Harris would've laughed at this.
Forum: News 09:08 AM - 02/20/15
Replies: 81
Views: 7,326
Posted By reedard
Hey buddy!
Forum: News 09:06 AM - 02/20/15
Replies: 81
Views: 7,326
Posted By reedard
I can do drugs better than Harris Wittels. #humblebrag

Drugs are terrible.
Forum: News 04:32 PM - 02/19/15
Replies: 48
Views: 5,603
Posted By reedard
Love these dudes as human beings.
Forum: News 06:02 AM - 01/28/15
Replies: 305
Views: 43,891
Posted By reedard
What fucking jackass ranks Jurassic Park 2 higher than the original?

What a dickhead.

This band, like many bands of my youth, are old hat. Time for you kids to grown up and listen to AM Radio...
Forum: News 11:43 AM - 01/09/15
Replies: 36
Views: 3,853
Posted By reedard
I don't really want to argue with any dipshits (well one), but bands pay taxes. Waitresses and other people in the service industry pay taxes. Even if your entire salary is based on tips, you get...
Forum: News 08:52 AM - 11/25/14
Replies: 70
Views: 6,642
Posted By reedard
I have little to no faith that this will be "good movie."

That being said, as long as is has dinosaurs chasing people, it will entertain me.
Forum: News 08:27 AM - 11/19/14
Replies: 15
Views: 2,314
Posted By reedard
SXSW is a cluster fuck. Lots of shit band. Some good ones but you gotta sift through a lot of turds to find a diamond.

Riot Fest is the best festival in the country.
Forum: News 08:50 AM - 11/14/14
Replies: 32
Views: 3,947
Posted By reedard
There is a Hell is easily their best.
Forum: News 02:34 PM - 11/27/13
Replies: 14
Views: 2,328
Posted By reedard
Regardless, it's worth your money.
Forum: News 03:33 PM - 11/10/13
Replies: 21
Views: 3,441
Posted By reedard
I'll sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' you and feedin' you.
Forum: News 03:52 PM - 09/10/13
Replies: 28
Views: 6,902
Posted By reedard
Every time I move out of the country these cock suckers tour. Brilliant.


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