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Forum: News 11/16/08, 08:09 PM
Replies: 51
Kanye West Clips
Views: 2,987
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Listening to this is a greater experience than...

Listening to this is a greater experience than jason tate and his girlfriend making loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove.
Forum: News 11/16/08, 04:20 PM
Replies: 161
Last Fall Out Boy Golden Ticket
Views: 9,267
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
When I win, the set list will only be five songs,...

When I win, the set list will only be five songs, all from An Evening With Your Girlfriend. The rest of the set will be Pete reading "The Great Gatsby" to the crowd.
Forum: News 11/16/08, 05:42 AM
Replies: 59
New Fall Out Boy Song Clip
Views: 4,691
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Oh yea? Let's see you try to produce something...

Oh yea? Let's see you try to produce something better!
Forum: News 11/14/08, 09:32 PM
Replies: 48
Mr. Beckett, You've Been Holding Out On Us
Views: 2,886
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
I never understood the "golden ticket"...

I never understood the "golden ticket" promotion for the new record. If I get one, does this mean I get to finger bang andy hurley?
Forum: News 11/13/08, 08:14 PM
Replies: 175
Sherri Dupree Announces Engagement
Views: 32,764
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Who's Sherri Dupree? I looked her up on google...

Who's Sherri Dupree? I looked her up on google image and this is what came up.

http://i3.tinypic.com/6jpqloy.jpg
Forum: News 11/12/08, 08:28 AM
Replies: 106
13 Years, 14 Studios, 14 Songs, 4 Stars
Views: 4,996
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
And even if every music critic gives this album a...

And even if every music critic gives this album a negative rating, I guarantee Chinese Democracy will sell at least 500k in the first week. The same people who bought Use You Illusion will be the...
Forum: News 11/12/08, 08:23 AM
Replies: 106
13 Years, 14 Studios, 14 Songs, 4 Stars
Views: 4,996
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
They over hype Obama because its their magazine...

They over hype Obama because its their magazine and if a majority of the staff love Obama, then they can devote multiple articles to him as they please. In case you haven't paid particular attention...
Forum: News 11/11/08, 08:48 AM
Replies: 24
Great Romance Advice Of The 21st Century
Views: 1,560
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
I wonder if Adam has any advice regarding tongue...

I wonder if Adam has any advice regarding tongue techniques when going down on a girl.
Forum: News 11/10/08, 07:34 PM
Replies: 71
Joe Biden Played a Part In Pete Wentz's Birth
Views: 3,613
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
so Pete's mom is an Indian?

so Pete's mom is an Indian?
Forum: News 11/07/08, 08:47 PM
Replies: 78
Paramore's Final Riot! Artwork
Views: 6,645
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
oh yea I do, you freakin' clit

oh yea I do, you freakin' clit
Forum: News 11/07/08, 07:24 PM
Replies: 78
Paramore's Final Riot! Artwork
Views: 6,645
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Like she'd ever go down on you. Get a life.

Like she'd ever go down on you. Get a life.
Forum: News 11/06/08, 10:08 AM
Replies: 23
Thom Yorke <3 Obama
Views: 1,611
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
and to think, if McCain won, we'd have to pay for...

and to think, if McCain won, we'd have to pay for that remix!
Forum: News 11/06/08, 09:06 AM
Replies: 40
Dave Grohl Drums for Prodigy
Views: 2,845
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Dave Grohl is producing the next Every Time I Die...

Dave Grohl is producing the next Every Time I Die record
Forum: News 11/04/08, 07:16 AM
Replies: 114
Fall Out Boy Don't Care on Leno
Views: 7,898
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
they certainly have not lost track on how to make...

they certainly have not lost track on how to make money. As bright young capitalists as they are, you would think they were Republicans.
Forum: News 11/04/08, 07:12 AM
Replies: 85
William Control - Beautiful Loser [Video]
Views: 5,942
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
This dude is a mix between trent reznor, the...

This dude is a mix between trent reznor, the madden twins and a pile of dead aborted fetuses
Forum: News 11/02/08, 04:11 PM
Replies: 45
Def Jam VP Found Dead
Views: 3,353
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
suicide is such a bummer

suicide is such a bummer
Forum: News 11/02/08, 04:10 PM
Replies: 92
Congratulations to Fall Out Boy
Views: 3,939
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Congratulations. These guys deserve it. The...

Congratulations. These guys deserve it. The amount of talking and coffee intake is seriously admirable. Forget about records sold and money raised for Uganda support, I seriously hope this is what...
Forum: News 11/02/08, 04:00 PM
Replies: 80
Frank Navetta Passes Away
Views: 5,573
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
That sucks. I remember being a fan of "Milo...

That sucks. I remember being a fan of "Milo Goes To College" back in the ealy 80s when I too was in college.
Forum: News 11/02/08, 03:59 PM
Replies: 50
Jimmy Eat World to Release Limited Edition
Views: 3,296
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
I'm just curious. Since the original release...

I'm just curious. Since the original release didn't sell well, do you think a "limited edition" will do better?
Forum: News 11/02/08, 03:52 PM
Replies: 50
Jimmy Eat World to Release Limited Edition
Views: 3,296
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
for what reason?

for what reason?
Forum: News 10/31/08, 09:33 PM
Replies: 29
Noel Gallagher Interview
Views: 2,749
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
go fuck yourself.

go fuck yourself.
Forum: News 10/31/08, 09:32 PM
Replies: 57
God or Julie Tour With Aiden
Views: 3,141
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
You would think otherwise, but the boys in Aiden...

You would think otherwise, but the boys in Aiden receive a considerable amount of pussy.
Forum: News 10/31/08, 09:24 PM
Replies: 103
To Write Love On Her Arms Tour
Views: 10,344
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
what have you done with your life?

what have you done with your life?
Forum: News 10/31/08, 08:42 PM
Replies: 103
To Write Love On Her Arms Tour
Views: 10,344
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
explain.

explain.
Forum: News 10/31/08, 07:36 PM
Replies: 103
To Write Love On Her Arms Tour
Views: 10,344
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Is he going to talk about how to make a quick...

Is he going to talk about how to make a quick buck disguised as a non-profit organization? tax fraud for teh win!
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