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Forum: Politics 12:08 PM - 12/14/09
Replies: 256
Views: 8,948
Posted By ted is lying
Wait so if we ban porn that will lead to book burning? Indeed it is a very slippery slope. So are you saying that me not being hundred percent serious all the time is the slippery slope or letting...
Forum: General 12:06 PM - 12/14/09
Replies: 56
Views: 2,667
Posted By ted is lying
Maybe it is another betsy johnson one, cause I know it has that stupid thing on the top.
Forum: General 11:37 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 56
Views: 2,667
Posted By ted is lying
my friend has that one I love it.
/thread.
Forum: General 11:31 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 661
Views: 13,795
Posted By ted is lying
Earlier today I drove my friend to the abortion clinic, to bad condoms didn't help her that time.
Forum: Personal Life 11:29 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 8,209
Views: 1,034,766
Posted By ted is lying
Why thank you and question are you a lesbian?
Forum: Politics 11:27 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 256
Views: 8,948
Posted By ted is lying
You are correct I am one of those non-serious accounts, but I people that enjoy bestiality is the same as people who are gay, or whatever it is to be called when you are attracted to bridges or...
Forum: General 11:16 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 36
Views: 1,227
Posted By ted is lying
I could make deeper lyrics then anything that came out daisy.
Forum: General 11:15 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 661
Views: 13,795
Posted By ted is lying
Fuck Smash Adam I want you to adopt me, you had the same avatar for ever of a person which I think is an angry Doug Benson.
Forum: Personal Life 11:13 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 128
Views: 10,376
Posted By ted is lying
I feel like every anberlin song is good for every situation.
Forum: General 11:12 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,607
Posted By ted is lying
http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae179/Irku/motivator0e1ceba8c8034798f1d1346544.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w52/jdinmaui/Posters/motivator9121829ej9-1.jpg
http://i860.photobucket.com/albu...
Forum: Site Improvements / Get Help 11:08 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 7
Views: 1,527
Posted By ted is lying
Jason Tate why you so sneaky.
Forum: General 11:07 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,607
Posted By ted is lying
It was posted on the last page. DELETE OR GET FLAMED FOR EVER!
Forum: General 11:06 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,607
Posted By ted is lying
http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp184/Selfbias/gifs/Star_Trek_suicide.gif
Poor black guy on star trek
Forum: General 11:02 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,607
Posted By ted is lying
False. True Story.
Forum: General 11:01 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 32
Views: 1,523
Posted By ted is lying
I wear a bit of everything, I got a lot of just plain logo shirts, some flashy look at me shirts, plain t shirts. I wear all fear me!
Forum: General 10:56 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,607
Posted By ted is lying
This must be a lie Canadians can't laugh unless maple trees or beer is involved.
Forum: General 10:56 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 62
Views: 1,618
Posted By ted is lying
Now I feel bad for the tree if it is taking second grade math when it is an adult.
Forum: Personal Life 10:53 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 684
Views: 16,328
Posted By ted is lying
MOST EPIC DREAM LAST NIGHT
Okay so I was in my middle school for some reason and then this cult was trying to take over the WORLD, with some sort of DOOMS DAY DEVICE, and it turns out I was the...
Forum: Politics 10:46 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 256
Views: 8,948
Posted By ted is lying
What is weird about it? Maybe it is the same thing why some people feel homosexual are weird.
Forum: General 10:45 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,607
Posted By ted is lying
Nope rewatch it.
Forum: General 10:43 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 140
Views: 4,250
Posted By ted is lying
Halo 3 is the most amazing game I have ever played, beats cod anyday of the week even Tuesdays.
Forum: Politics 10:41 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 256
Views: 8,948
Posted By ted is lying
We were talking about how you don't find having save with camels gross so I asked about small dogs.

How about meaning less.
Forum: Personal Life 10:35 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 8,209
Views: 1,034,766
Posted By ted is lying
My red ninja is not a penguin it is a ninja and he is really sneaky.
Forum: Personal Life 09:42 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 8,209
Views: 1,034,766
Posted By ted is lying
Cause I hunt the red ninja.
Forum: Politics 09:41 AM - 12/14/09
Replies: 256
Views: 8,948
Posted By ted is lying
All I don't believe in singling out a single type of small dog.


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