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Forum: General 02:37 PM - 10/12/07
Replies: 42
Views: 3,029
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I just can't wait to talk like Stewart's mom for the whole night.

Stewart Douglas, you are fresher than bread!
Forum: Personal Life 03:30 PM - 09/28/07
Replies: 129
Views: 5,514
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Hey "Pastorius02", I'm Dashboard's girlfriend, and I'm pretty sure he gets enough "play" for the both of you. And in order to do that, you have to come in contact with an actual female, which doesn't...
Forum: Personal Life 11:57 AM - 09/01/07
Replies: 56
Views: 2,938
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Hahaha I lol'ed. Goddamn Jesus, he can be such a buzz killer sometimes.
Forum: Personal Life 11:52 AM - 09/01/07
Replies: 175
Views: 17,198
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
second this!
Forum: Personal Life 11:45 AM - 09/01/07
Replies: 368
Views: 11,255
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I'm in love with my best friend and it's pretty fucking awesome.

But I felt the same way before dating my boyfriend as your girlfriend does.
Forum: Personal Life 11:42 AM - 09/01/07
Replies: 127
Views: 6,801
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I don't even have a dick and that gave me the willies.
Forum: Personal Life 11:32 AM - 09/01/07
Replies: 336
Views: 19,051
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Wow, I think this thread was actually created for me. I have at least one awkward moment every day.

One of the worst ones was one time my boyfriend and I were eating in a restaurant where we saw...
Forum: General 12:11 PM - 08/16/07
Replies: 368
Views: 5,280
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I do a sick Minnesota accent. Anything other one I try to ends up sounding remotely like a Minnesota accent.
Forum: Personal Life 07:38 AM - 08/12/07
Replies: 67
Views: 2,536
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
My heart bleeds so bad when I read your threads.
Forum: Personal Life 07:37 AM - 08/12/07
Replies: 28
Views: 1,191
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
One night at dinner, sucker punch his mother and THEN break up with him. I guarantee it will be much more emotionally rewarding.
Forum: Politics 06:56 PM - 08/03/07
Replies: 134
Views: 12,208
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
For senior prank, someone thought of putting pictures of porn in a lot of library books and putting them back on the shelf for the next year's classes. I don't know if it actually happened.
Forum: Politics 06:54 PM - 08/03/07
Replies: 66
Views: 3,436
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I had a really short, really smart girl who sat in front of me one time. I'm pretty tall. Greatest semester of my life.
Forum: Politics 06:51 PM - 08/03/07
Replies: 604
Views: 44,558
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I wanted to bitch slap myself after getting back my math SAT scores.
Forum: Politics 06:47 PM - 08/03/07
Replies: 298
Views: 15,701
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Emerson looks pretty sweet. I hear the students get laughed at by BU and BC for being "art gays" and all that, but the campus is awesome and crazy people are pretty fun. I'm liking the looks of it a...
Forum: Music 06:42 PM - 08/03/07
Replies: 82
Views: 2,617
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I put on TDAG when I'm incredibly pissed off and it's wonderful. I love, love, love this album.
Forum: Personal Life 04:16 PM - 08/03/07
Replies: 59
Views: 3,011
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Ahaha, I love people
Forum: Personal Life 04:12 PM - 08/03/07
Replies: 28
Views: 1,211
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Ahah, god damn. I was going to say something to this extent and you beat me to it.
Forum: Personal Life 03:25 PM - 08/03/07
Replies: 61
Views: 2,300
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Dump the bitch, she'll do it again
Forum: Personal Life 03:24 PM - 08/03/07
Replies: 198
Views: 7,450
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Perhaps you should reconsider not going to college. You'll find it'll help you with your people skills, as well as your run-on sentences.
Forum: Personal Life 05:11 PM - 07/03/07
Replies: 58
Views: 2,281
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
When I first read this I thought you wrote "It (the mullet) looks good on Hannah Montana, figured I throw that out there" and I LOLED.
Forum: Personal Life 07:17 AM - 06/30/07
Replies: 31
Views: 4,999
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
I suggest one of those plastic bubbles with cheap jewlery dispensed near the check-out line in Kmart.

It's only 25 cents and her neck will (probs) be green for a while. Score?
Forum: Personal Life 09:42 PM - 06/26/07
Replies: 486
Views: 28,905
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Hahahaha.

When you snatch fly from palm of hand, that is when bearable sex comes to you.
Forum: Music 09:38 PM - 06/26/07
Replies: 20
Views: 542
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Yeah, I agree. They kind of just sound like every other band I've ever heard.
Forum: General 07:51 PM - 06/26/07
Replies: 113
Views: 4,887
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Well, I'm kind of with you on that one.
Forum: General 07:46 PM - 06/26/07
Replies: 113
Views: 4,887
Posted By buterflinrvrse3
Ouch.


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