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Forum: News 04/15/14, 09:43 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,142
Posted By ChristianLFTW
Anyone who claims not to like "Ob-La-Di...

Anyone who claims not to like "Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da" is lying.
Forum: News 04/15/14, 09:37 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 4,855
Posted By ChristianLFTW
The phrase "'90s kid" never fails to...

The phrase "'90s kid" never fails to make me cringe.

- an 18.5 years old

ballin
Forum: News 04/15/14, 08:56 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,087
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I'd like someone to design me a keyblade guitar....

I'd like someone to design me a keyblade guitar. To whom could I make this request?
Forum: Personal Life 04/14/14, 03:30 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,602
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I'll give you Zoolander. I haven't seen the...

I'll give you Zoolander. I haven't seen the Heartbreak Kid, but the other two I know for sure suck.
Forum: News 04/11/14, 05:42 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 988
Posted By ChristianLFTW
But this song is 122 seconds. We all knew that...

But this song is 122 seconds.

We all knew that was coming.
Forum: News 04/11/14, 05:42 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,360
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I'm feeling douche-chills thinking of parents...

I'm feeling douche-chills thinking of parents watching their children moshing/fanboying/fangirling to whatever the flavor-of-the-week scene bands are playing.
Forum: Personal Life 04/07/14, 04:55 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,602
Posted By ChristianLFTW
This movie sounds terrible, exacerbated by the...

This movie sounds terrible, exacerbated by the fact that Ben Stiller is the lead actor. May I never have to watch it.
Forum: Personal Life 04/07/14, 09:43 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,602
Posted By ChristianLFTW
21 and married twice, there's your...

21 and married twice, there's your problem.

EDIT: This has to be the funniest case of "YOLO" I've ever read/seen/heard. I'm gonna get married shortly after my divorce, because, you know, YOLO and...
Forum: News 04/05/14, 06:15 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,476
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I'll buy one if it can make air guitar/air drums...

I'll buy one if it can make air guitar/air drums come to life.
Forum: Entertainment 04/05/14, 06:11 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,205
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I will never understand how people find Jennifer...

I will never understand how people find Jennifer Lawrence attractive.
Forum: Personal Life 04/05/14, 05:48 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,461
Posted By ChristianLFTW
R4apiZ4pOIo As much as I hate the words...

R4apiZ4pOIo

As much as I hate the words "alpha" and "beta" to describe men's attitudes, a guy doesn't classify as alpha if he complains about women on a regular basis to the Internet.

EDIT: ......
Forum: News 04/01/14, 11:14 AM
Replies: 296
Views: 20,211
Posted By ChristianLFTW
It isn't the ideal day to make an announcement,...

It isn't the ideal day to make an announcement, but what the hell. I'm stoked. I wonder what'll become of States and The Lulls In Traffic (as if that was a real thing that happened).
Forum: Music 03/31/14, 01:07 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 432
Posted By ChristianLFTW
No new songs, just a bunch of scales. It's been...

No new songs, just a bunch of scales. It's been that way for a few months.
Forum: Entertainment 03/30/14, 06:45 PM
Replies: 9,425
Views: 515,886
Posted By ChristianLFTW
Not exactly. I re-read it because it seemed...

Not exactly. I re-read it because it seemed somewhat close, and it's kind of there.
Forum: Entertainment 03/30/14, 06:22 PM
Replies: 9,425
Views: 515,886
Posted By ChristianLFTW
Did you all just see what I saw? That was insane.

Did you all just see what I saw? That was insane.
Forum: Personal Life 03/26/14, 07:25 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,400
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I've got dreams; dreams to remember,

I've got dreams; dreams to remember,
Forum: Music 03/22/14, 12:08 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 2,442
Posted By ChristianLFTW
Yo. While you're doing that, could you fix mine?...

Yo. While you're doing that, could you fix mine? If you could please change it to, "Who is Joe Bonamassa? Who is Aaron Sterling?" Also, in the parentheses, change the mistake in the BB Code with the...
Forum: Entertainment 03/19/14, 06:16 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 927
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I love this series, and will buy practically...

I love this series, and will buy practically anything it puts out, so I'll post to subscribe.

I don't know if it could top Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag given all of the potential fun that game...
Forum: Music 03/15/14, 09:11 PM
Replies: 741
Views: 14,138
Posted By ChristianLFTW
Damn, I forgot these need a description. Is it...

Damn, I forgot these need a description. Is it too late?
Forum: Personal Life 03/13/14, 02:55 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,518
Posted By ChristianLFTW
What riveting tales you've provided for us. I...

What riveting tales you've provided for us. I hope you consider them for publishing one day.
Forum: Music 03/13/14, 08:30 AM
Replies: 741
Views: 14,138
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I absolutely forgot about this. Hugh Laurie on...

I absolutely forgot about this.

Hugh Laurie on piano/rhythm guitar/backing vocals 2/harmonica

Band name: Douzebarres


Waiting on you.
Forum: Music 03/10/14, 09:44 AM
Replies: 741
Views: 14,138
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I wonder who will be in the center of all of that...

I wonder who will be in the center of all of that band's photos.
Forum: Personal Life 03/09/14, 07:57 PM
Replies: 211
Views: 5,225
Posted By ChristianLFTW
My noise suppresor gave and broke down. I just...

My noise suppresor gave and broke down. I just dropped $250 on a new one, after rationalizing spending $250 on new pedals yesterday.

I signed up for credit today, and I feel myself getting to that...
Forum: News 03/09/14, 05:51 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 10,396
Posted By ChristianLFTW
No auto-tune, but I can feel the Pain.

No auto-tune, but I can feel the Pain.
Forum: Personal Life 03/09/14, 03:52 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,909
Posted By ChristianLFTW
I didn't say that depression isn't a mood...

I didn't say that depression isn't a mood disorder.


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