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Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 10:35 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 2,278
Posted By White
I made my first post 7 minutes before Lu made...

I made my first post 7 minutes before Lu made his. Strombone ripped me off.
Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 09:36 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 2,278
Posted By White
Man, fuck you Alex Steen. I was looking forward...

Man, fuck you Alex Steen. I was looking forward to watching another period. Selfish prick. :-(
Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 09:28 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 2,278
Posted By White
Varlamov/Bryzgalov Yeah, it's gonna be a crazy...

Varlamov/Bryzgalov

Yeah, it's gonna be a crazy finish.
Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 09:16 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 2,278
Posted By White
Goddamn Miller has been on fucking point the last...

Goddamn Miller has been on fucking point the last 3 periods.
Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 07:59 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 2,278
Posted By White
Miller/Crawford Yeah, get ready for a crazy...

Miller/Crawford

Yeah, get ready for a crazy finish.
Forum: Personal Life 04/17/14, 07:08 PM
Replies: 3,483
Views: 161,455
Posted By White
Pretty sure I've bitched about this recently in...

Pretty sure I've bitched about this recently in here, but if you subscribe to astrology, I sincerely hope you die alone.
Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 07:02 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 2,278
Posted By White
Sounds like there's a power outage in the arena.

Sounds like there's a power outage in the arena.
Forum: Entertainment 04/17/14, 05:27 PM
Replies: 10,022
Views: 562,707
Posted By White
What an intensely strange half an hour this has...

What an intensely strange half an hour this has been.
Forum: Entertainment 04/17/14, 05:06 PM
Replies: 10,022
Views: 562,707
Posted By White
ELLIOT GOULD, FUCK YOU GUYS

ELLIOT GOULD, FUCK YOU GUYS
Forum: Personal Life 04/17/14, 03:13 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 251
Posted By White
I don't know if it is a Stiller reference, that's...

I don't know if it is a Stiller reference, that's what I want to find out.

We must sit in wait and hope the OP comes through with the answer we so earnestly seek.
Forum: Personal Life 04/17/14, 02:53 PM
Replies: 930
Views: 183,394
Posted By White
Except they didn't all get...

Except they didn't all get paid.

http://oi61.tinypic.com/x1lydi.jpg

Mrs. Malkova is ahead of the game.
Forum: Personal Life 04/17/14, 02:50 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 251
Posted By White
Before I attempt to offer my hand, I have to ask:...

Before I attempt to offer my hand, I have to ask: is this another Ben Stiller plot?
Forum: Personal Life 04/17/14, 02:46 PM
Replies: 3,483
Views: 161,455
Posted By White
In my defense, pizazz isn't a trait commonly...

In my defense, pizazz isn't a trait commonly associated with fat, lazy slobs.

Unless of course irony is the goal.

In which case "I love running" would be a good shirt.
Forum: News 04/17/14, 02:44 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 6,058
Posted By White
Look, I get you're desperate to prove you're...

Look, I get you're desperate to prove you're super privy to the ongoings of your favourite band for scene points or whatever it is you're gunning for, but it's getting really pathetic at this point....
Forum: News 04/17/14, 02:36 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 6,058
Posted By White
Another thing we've established is BNO's humour...

Another thing we've established is BNO's humour and flippancy. If you actually believe them when they say they're from "Burlington, Ontario" then I bet you also believe them when they say their bass...
Forum: News 04/17/14, 02:26 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 6,058
Posted By White
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlington,_Newfoundl...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlington,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlington,_Nova_Scotia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlington,_Prince_Edward_Island
http://en.wikipedi...
Forum: News 04/17/14, 01:47 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 6,058
Posted By White
Boys Night Out aren't from Canada, they're from...

Boys Night Out aren't from Canada, they're from Burlington, you fucking moron.
Forum: Personal Life 04/17/14, 01:39 PM
Replies: 3,483
Views: 161,455
Posted By White
"Disregard physical activity, acquire early...

"Disregard physical activity, acquire early onset diabetes and high blood pressure"

Or is that too wordy?
Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 11:12 AM
Replies: 6,782
Views: 161,313
Posted By White
Kadri + 8th overall + Gunnarsson + B prospect idk

Kadri + 8th overall + Gunnarsson + B prospect

idk
Forum: Personal Life 04/17/14, 10:24 AM
Replies: 3,483
Views: 161,455
Posted By White
Unfortunately, with the advancements in medicine...

Unfortunately, with the advancements in medicine and technology, a grossly unhealthy lifestyle may soon no longer be the danger it once was, and before you know it, we're gonna be immortal.

Modern...
Forum: Sports 04/17/14, 09:40 AM
Replies: 6,782
Views: 161,313
Posted By White
Except with, like you said, higher offensive...

Except with, like you said, higher offensive potential.

I'm just fantasizing now about packaging Kadri++ for Eric Staal, and then bouncing Bozie, Bolland, and Burmi up and down the 2nd and 3rd lines.
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 11:34 PM
Replies: 6,782
Views: 161,313
Posted By White
So, in non-playoff news, Alex Burmistrov...

So, in non-playoff news, Alex Burmistrov apparently has gotten himself a new agent, and consequently speculation be abound that he's coming back to the NHL.

Would love for TML to pick this kid up if...
Forum: News 04/16/14, 08:19 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 6,058
Posted By White
I'm really impressed by your ability to look up...

I'm really impressed by your ability to look up random miscellany on the Internet. Take your tragic efforts for validation elsewhere.


Srsly. Everyone born there and living there is a worthless...
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 07:31 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 2,278
Posted By White
Man, watching this MTL/TBL game makes me slightly...

Man, watching this MTL/TBL game makes me slightly glad Toronto bombed the last 15 games. Last year's playoffs was the most nerve-wracking shit I've ever experienced. I'd be losing my goddamn mind...
Forum: Sports 04/16/14, 05:33 PM
Replies: 190
Views: 2,278
Posted By White
Steven Stamkos is a good hockey player.

Steven Stamkos is a good hockey player.


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