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Forum: News 03/24/14, 04:15 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 5,539
Posted By danofthedead
if you read the original article closely, it...

if you read the original article closely, it states that the girlfriend called because he was "passed out drunk and unresponsive"
Forum: News 03/24/14, 04:08 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 5,539
Posted By danofthedead
First responders are allowed to defend themselves...

First responders are allowed to defend themselves and others. ASSUMING this guy was extremely intoxicated and INFERRING, based on the quotes given by the girlfriend, that he was upset when she was...
Forum: News 03/24/14, 04:04 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 5,539
Posted By danofthedead
"after the he was already sub-dued" I'm...

"after the he was already sub-dued" I'm assuming means "after HE was already subdued". But really, is that what happened? you were there? Please, complete a sworn written statement attesting to your...
Forum: News 03/22/14, 03:54 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 5,539
Posted By danofthedead
Next time I'm asked to stop a mother from beating...

Next time I'm asked to stop a mother from beating her child with a wire hanger so violently the gashes are visibly deep, I'll remember that no one there called me. By your standards, I must not be...
Forum: News 03/22/14, 03:57 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 5,539
Posted By danofthedead
what force? YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. you only...

what force? YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. you only "know" what you were told. a broken orbital doesn't mean excessive force. It means during the course of whatever it is that happened, he got hit in...
Forum: News 03/21/14, 05:22 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 5,539
Posted By danofthedead
lets all assume that this posted document is...

lets all assume that this posted document is completely accurate and lets disregard the possibility that there are other factors at play and/or other accounts of this incident. Since we're all...
Forum: Personal Life 07/14/12, 08:08 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,679
Posted By danofthedead
im a cop. i am trained in this. the tasers we...

im a cop. i am trained in this. the tasers we carry shoot two prongs out of a cartridge that are connected to the taser device via wires that carry the voltage. the shock lasts for 5 seconds, and its...
Forum: Personal Life 07/14/12, 07:38 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,679
Posted By danofthedead
I've been tased, its in no way similar to what...

I've been tased, its in no way similar to what you quoted. my point was to make fun of him IN JEST and confirm that yes, she's a looney toon. calm down, son.
Forum: Personal Life 07/14/12, 04:25 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,679
Posted By danofthedead
if she hit you with one of those hand held stun...

if she hit you with one of those hand held stun guns quit crying, its not that bad. if she shot you with an actual taser (with hooks that embed themselves in your skin), quit crying it only last 5...
Forum: Music 06/18/12, 06:18 PM
Replies: 155
Views: 7,028
Posted By danofthedead
Motion City Soundtrack 1. My Favorite...

Motion City Soundtrack

1. My Favorite Accident
2. A-OK
3. L.G. Fuad
4. Hold Me Down
5. Last Night
6. Delerium
7. The Worst is Yet to Come
Forum: News 05/03/12, 08:23 PM
Replies: 163
Views: 25,748
Posted By danofthedead
i thought the class was a good show...

i thought the class was a good show...
Forum: Music 12/28/11, 06:40 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 12,987
Posted By danofthedead
if youve recently lost a loved one, "I felt...

if youve recently lost a loved one, "I felt your ghost tonight" would be a nice tribute. I have "hand in hand in hell" across my chest from Bayside - Already Gone.
Forum: Music 11/20/11, 06:04 AM
Replies: 169
Views: 9,538
Posted By danofthedead
she hates any and all things Anthony Green. when...

she hates any and all things Anthony Green. when we first started dating i had Circa on in my car and she freaked the fuck out. now when she pisses me off i play "Get Out"
Forum: Entertainment 08/29/11, 07:39 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,444
Posted By danofthedead
Ocean's Twelve is an under rated awesome film

Ocean's Twelve is an under rated awesome film
Forum: Entertainment 04/22/11, 04:33 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 22,535
Posted By danofthedead
No joke, Johnny Cage is ridiculously fun. Moves...

No joke, Johnny Cage is ridiculously fun. Moves flow together pretty easily and he is really quick. Baraka was my favorite in MKII but he is so slow and methodical that he is really not a lot of fun...
Forum: Personal Life 04/09/11, 03:31 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,581
Posted By danofthedead
i make a tofu scramble thats bananas...

i make a tofu scramble thats bananas good

ingredients:
tofu, hash browns, asparagus, carrot, tomato, nutritional yeast, spinach, mushroom, onion, garlic

start with half a block of extra firm tofu,...
Forum: General 04/07/11, 05:36 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 4,093
Posted By danofthedead
Jim/Dwight trumps all others

Jim/Dwight trumps all others
Forum: Entertainment 04/04/11, 09:10 PM
Replies: 1,530
Views: 92,872
Posted By danofthedead
book is such an easy but engrossing read. been...

book is such an easy but engrossing read. been using this book as our class literature assignment (i work in a 9th grade classroom) and the kids actually enjoy reading it. having read the entire...
Forum: Music 04/02/11, 08:33 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 21,803
Posted By danofthedead
HONESTLY, the horns at the end of 1000 Times a...

HONESTLY, the horns at the end of 1000 Times a Day by The Early November kills me. it's just such a great compliment to the song
Forum: Personal Life 03/30/11, 12:49 PM
Replies: 177
Views: 6,010
Posted By danofthedead
more accurate

more accurate
Forum: Personal Life 03/30/11, 12:48 PM
Replies: 177
Views: 6,010
Posted By danofthedead
study for the written...oral boards are tricky....

study for the written...oral boards are tricky. Try to think about the question they ask in relation to 1. yourself 2. the department 3. the town. be honest if they ask stuff that seems tricky like...
Forum: Personal Life 03/30/11, 04:32 AM
Replies: 177
Views: 6,010
Posted By danofthedead
getting a dream job

A while back there was a thread about police officers, some dude was ranting about how they're the biggest and worst gang in the country. Whatever, fuck that kid. I start my job as a police officer...
Forum: Personal Life 03/29/11, 04:52 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 5,969
Posted By danofthedead
my girlfriend and I have been together for 5...

my girlfriend and I have been together for 5 months now. we decided pretty much instantly that no matter the cost, every thing we do as a couple, we will alternate who pays. I might spend $50 on...
Forum: Entertainment 03/05/11, 06:05 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,056
Posted By danofthedead
100% The Muppets

100% The Muppets
Forum: Entertainment 02/26/11, 09:02 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 4,053
Posted By danofthedead
as much as I did enjoy 4 and 5, I kind of hate...

as much as I did enjoy 4 and 5, I kind of hate the idea that I have to search around the environment for treasures and gems in what was the most original survival horror series. It was pretty...


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