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Forum: Recommendations 11/02/09, 10:05 PM
Replies: 472
Views: 49,671
Posted By absolutecrunk
Oh I'm always here, my friend. I may not ever...

Oh I'm always here, my friend. I may not ever post, but I'm always ever vigilant. And redundant.
Forum: Recommendations 10/31/09, 05:18 PM
Replies: 472
Views: 49,671
Posted By absolutecrunk
Quiet, jackass, you've never even heard of The...

Quiet, jackass, you've never even heard of The High Speed Scene.

And don't you dare go listen to the 30-second iTunes snippets and then come back here and say they suck. I've got my eye on you.
Forum: News 02/20/09, 11:43 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,911
Posted By absolutecrunk
I'll be there

I'll be there
Forum: Music 02/16/09, 08:12 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,065
Posted By absolutecrunk
This is what I'm talking about....

This is what I'm talking about. (http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=879132) Ugh I can't stand this garbage.
Forum: Music 02/16/09, 04:50 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,065
Posted By absolutecrunk
I'm a big English advocate so I appreciate his...

I'm a big English advocate so I appreciate his skill in forming coherent sentences. Of course his ideas are all very sexuality-centric and he has a very one-track mind but the majority of the people...
Forum: News 02/10/09, 08:32 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 23,005
Posted By absolutecrunk
And that's how rumors get continued. Provide a...

And that's how rumors get continued.

Provide a source or don't fuel the situation.
Forum: News 02/10/09, 08:14 AM
Replies: 354
Views: 23,005
Posted By absolutecrunk
Chris has to take a lesson from Bring the Pain:...

Chris has to take a lesson from Bring the Pain: "I would never EVER hit a woman in my life. That ain't cool, I will never hit a woman. But I'll shake the shit outta one!"
Forum: Music 02/09/09, 01:32 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,728
Posted By absolutecrunk
What can I say, I like this one better than the...

What can I say, I like this one better than the Kings of Crunk album cover. Although micah recommended a sweet avatar that may become my next. I'll post it once I find it.

Edit:...
Forum: Music 02/09/09, 01:28 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,728
Posted By absolutecrunk
I'll bash this band because I had never heard of...

I'll bash this band because I had never heard of 3 Ninjas until last year and I watched it and it sucked.

Edit: Surf Ninjas, now THERE'S a movie.
Forum: General 02/08/09, 03:41 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 3,340
Posted By absolutecrunk
I made an official thread for her in Music Forum...

I made an official thread for her in Music Forum a while ago and no one posted in it :-(
Forum: General 02/07/09, 02:57 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,052
Posted By absolutecrunk
Good song. Conversely, that "Don't Worry...

Good song.

Conversely, that "Don't Worry Baby" cover is horrrible.
Forum: General 02/05/09, 09:57 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 400
Posted By absolutecrunk
Promotion forum!

Promotion forum!
Forum: Music 02/05/09, 09:53 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,114
Posted By absolutecrunk
Aw come on man I love that album. I usually liken...

Aw come on man I love that album. I usually liken it to those commercials where they have those children in suits and ties in workplace settings talking about office issues and stuff. That stuff is...
Forum: Music 02/05/09, 07:55 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,169
Posted By absolutecrunk
That one kid called Ben a Yank. That's pretty...

That one kid called Ben a Yank. That's pretty inexcusable, ban him.
Forum: Music 02/05/09, 07:51 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,523
Posted By absolutecrunk
Hahaha what the hell? This forum sucks now, what...

Hahaha what the hell? This forum sucks now, what happened?
Forum: General 02/04/09, 10:29 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 16,395
Posted By absolutecrunk
I applied as a driver and they said they had an...

I applied as a driver and they said they had an opening in a different location so I went there and they didn't know what I was talking about. Overall, Jimmy John's cost me about 5 dollars in gas....
Forum: General 02/03/09, 08:42 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 4,099
Posted By absolutecrunk
I've been a ChaCha guide for like 6 months now....

I've been a ChaCha guide for like 6 months now. It's such a great way to make money when traffic is high. However, it SUUUUCKS sometimes to be on the question-asking end. Take today for example:

Me:...
Forum: General 02/02/09, 08:05 PM
Replies: 113
how
Views: 2,648
Posted By absolutecrunk
I don't know what I was thinking. That wasn't in...

I don't know what I was thinking. That wasn't in '07 that was in like '97 and my mom bought it for me. I have to stop trying to act cool on AP and just be myself.
Forum: News 02/02/09, 01:42 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 8,333
Posted By absolutecrunk
James Harrison also phoned in his performance of...

James Harrison also phoned in his performance of "Angry Black Man: Insane" by James Harrison so it was a weak spectacle overall.
Forum: Music 01/26/09, 07:49 PM
Replies: 1,171
Views: 25,520
Posted By absolutecrunk
Way to go Pittsburgh, good to see you're still...

Way to go Pittsburgh, good to see you're still churning out the best and the brightest.
Forum: Music 01/22/09, 11:12 PM
Replies: 334
Views: 7,657
Posted By absolutecrunk
There are a lot of holes in my thoughts no doubt,...

There are a lot of holes in my thoughts no doubt, but I've always thought they weren't deserved on account of their lack of technical skill. I certainly don't think that skill merits accolade, but it...
Forum: Music 01/22/09, 08:14 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 405
Posted By absolutecrunk
If I were to post extreme pornography, would that...

If I were to post extreme pornography, would that warrant a lock?

in before the "no, but it would get you banned"
Forum: Music 01/22/09, 08:12 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 604
Posted By absolutecrunk
I guarantee you could check my post history and...

I guarantee you could check my post history and find at least 3 mentions of his "Little Wing" cover. That is easily one of the best songs of my lifetime thus far.
Forum: News 01/22/09, 08:10 PM
Replies: 324
Views: 20,131
Posted By absolutecrunk
Since when have women not been treated with...

Since when have women not been treated with respect? Next thing I know, you'll be telling me that minorities struggle to maintain equality as well! Pshhhhhhhh.
Forum: Music 01/22/09, 08:07 PM
Replies: 334
Views: 7,657
Posted By absolutecrunk
I am familiar with nearly everything U2 has done...

I am familiar with nearly everything U2 has done courtesy of my roommate freshman year but I still don't like them. Maybe not overrated, but certainly not as good as is assumed. I guess that would...


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