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Forum: Politics 12/14/09, 12:08 PM
Replies: 256
Views: 8,929
Posted By ted is lying
Wait so if we ban porn that will lead to book...

Wait so if we ban porn that will lead to book burning? Indeed it is a very slippery slope. So are you saying that me not being hundred percent serious all the time is the slippery slope or letting...
Forum: General 12/14/09, 12:06 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,653
Posted By ted is lying
Maybe it is another betsy johnson one, cause I...

Maybe it is another betsy johnson one, cause I know it has that stupid thing on the top.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 11:37 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,653
Posted By ted is lying
my friend has that one I love it. /thread.

my friend has that one I love it.
/thread.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 11:31 AM
Replies: 661
Views: 13,700
Posted By ted is lying
Earlier today I drove my friend to the abortion...

Earlier today I drove my friend to the abortion clinic, to bad condoms didn't help her that time.
Forum: Personal Life 12/14/09, 11:29 AM
Replies: 8,209
Views: 1,033,242
Posted By ted is lying
Why thank you and question are you a lesbian?

Why thank you and question are you a lesbian?
Forum: Politics 12/14/09, 11:27 AM
Replies: 256
Views: 8,929
Posted By ted is lying
You are correct I am one of those non-serious...

You are correct I am one of those non-serious accounts, but I people that enjoy bestiality is the same as people who are gay, or whatever it is to be called when you are attracted to bridges or...
Forum: General 12/14/09, 11:16 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,225
Posted By ted is lying
I could make deeper lyrics then anything that...

I could make deeper lyrics then anything that came out daisy.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 11:15 AM
Replies: 661
Views: 13,700
Posted By ted is lying
Fuck Smash Adam I want you to adopt me, you had...

Fuck Smash Adam I want you to adopt me, you had the same avatar for ever of a person which I think is an angry Doug Benson.
Forum: Personal Life 12/14/09, 11:13 AM
Replies: 128
Views: 10,346
Posted By ted is lying
I feel like every anberlin song is good for every...

I feel like every anberlin song is good for every situation.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 11:12 AM
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,199
Posted By ted is lying
http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae179/Irku/moti...

http://i969.photobucket.com/albums/ae179/Irku/motivator0e1ceba8c8034798f1d1346544.jpg
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w52/jdinmaui/Posters/motivator9121829ej9-1.jpg
http://i860.photobucket.com/albu...
Forum: Site Improvements / Get Help 12/14/09, 11:08 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,526
Posted By ted is lying
Jason Tate why you so sneaky.

Jason Tate why you so sneaky.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 11:07 AM
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,199
Posted By ted is lying
It was posted on the last page. DELETE OR GET...

It was posted on the last page. DELETE OR GET FLAMED FOR EVER!
Forum: General 12/14/09, 11:06 AM
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,199
Posted By ted is lying
http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp184/Selfbias/...

http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp184/Selfbias/gifs/Star_Trek_suicide.gif
Poor black guy on star trek
Forum: General 12/14/09, 11:02 AM
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,199
Posted By ted is lying
False. True Story.

False. True Story.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 11:01 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,520
Posted By ted is lying
I wear a bit of everything, I got a lot of just...

I wear a bit of everything, I got a lot of just plain logo shirts, some flashy look at me shirts, plain t shirts. I wear all fear me!
Forum: General 12/14/09, 10:56 AM
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,199
Posted By ted is lying
This must be a lie Canadians can't laugh unless...

This must be a lie Canadians can't laugh unless maple trees or beer is involved.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 10:56 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,614
Posted By ted is lying
Now I feel bad for the tree if it is taking...

Now I feel bad for the tree if it is taking second grade math when it is an adult.
Forum: Personal Life 12/14/09, 10:53 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 16,277
Posted By ted is lying
MOST EPIC DREAM LAST NIGHT Okay so I was in my...

MOST EPIC DREAM LAST NIGHT
Okay so I was in my middle school for some reason and then this cult was trying to take over the WORLD, with some sort of DOOMS DAY DEVICE, and it turns out I was the...
Forum: Politics 12/14/09, 10:46 AM
Replies: 256
Views: 8,929
Posted By ted is lying
What is weird about it? Maybe it is the same...

What is weird about it? Maybe it is the same thing why some people feel homosexual are weird.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 10:45 AM
Replies: 4,970
Views: 411,199
Posted By ted is lying
Nope rewatch it.

Nope rewatch it.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 10:43 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 4,236
Posted By ted is lying
Halo 3 is the most amazing game I have ever...

Halo 3 is the most amazing game I have ever played, beats cod anyday of the week even Tuesdays.
Forum: Politics 12/14/09, 10:41 AM
Replies: 256
Views: 8,929
Posted By ted is lying
We were talking about how you don't find having...

We were talking about how you don't find having save with camels gross so I asked about small dogs.

How about meaning less.
Forum: Personal Life 12/14/09, 10:35 AM
Replies: 8,209
Views: 1,033,242
Posted By ted is lying
My red ninja is not a penguin it is a ninja and...

My red ninja is not a penguin it is a ninja and he is really sneaky.
Forum: Personal Life 12/14/09, 09:42 AM
Replies: 8,209
Views: 1,033,242
Posted By ted is lying
Cause I hunt the red ninja.

Cause I hunt the red ninja.
Forum: Politics 12/14/09, 09:41 AM
Replies: 256
Views: 8,929
Posted By ted is lying
All I don't believe in singling out a single type...

All I don't believe in singling out a single type of small dog.


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