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Forum: News 09:09 PM - 11/16/08
Replies: 50
Views: 3,625
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Listening to this is a greater experience than jason tate and his girlfriend making loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove.
Forum: News 05:20 PM - 11/16/08
Replies: 161
Views: 10,446
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
When I win, the set list will only be five songs, all from An Evening With Your Girlfriend. The rest of the set will be Pete reading "The Great Gatsby" to the crowd.
Forum: News 06:42 AM - 11/16/08
Replies: 58
Views: 5,374
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Oh yea? Let's see you try to produce something better!
Forum: News 10:32 PM - 11/14/08
Replies: 48
Views: 3,318
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
I never understood the "golden ticket" promotion for the new record. If I get one, does this mean I get to finger bang andy hurley?
Forum: News 09:14 PM - 11/13/08
Replies: 175
Views: 38,712
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Who's Sherri Dupree? I looked her up on google image and this is what came up.

http://i3.tinypic.com/6jpqloy.jpg
Forum: News 09:28 AM - 11/12/08
Replies: 106
Views: 6,709
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
And even if every music critic gives this album a negative rating, I guarantee Chinese Democracy will sell at least 500k in the first week. The same people who bought Use You Illusion will be the...
Forum: News 09:23 AM - 11/12/08
Replies: 106
Views: 6,709
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
They over hype Obama because its their magazine and if a majority of the staff love Obama, then they can devote multiple articles to him as they please. In case you haven't paid particular attention...
Forum: News 09:48 AM - 11/11/08
Replies: 23
Views: 1,933
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
I wonder if Adam has any advice regarding tongue techniques when going down on a girl.
Forum: News 08:34 PM - 11/10/08
Replies: 71
Views: 4,227
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
so Pete's mom is an Indian?
Forum: News 09:47 PM - 11/07/08
Replies: 77
Views: 7,661
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
oh yea I do, you freakin' clit
Forum: News 08:24 PM - 11/07/08
Replies: 77
Views: 7,661
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Like she'd ever go down on you. Get a life.
Forum: News 11:08 AM - 11/06/08
Replies: 21
Views: 2,376
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
and to think, if McCain won, we'd have to pay for that remix!
Forum: News 10:06 AM - 11/06/08
Replies: 39
Views: 3,715
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Dave Grohl is producing the next Every Time I Die record
Forum: News 08:16 AM - 11/04/08
Replies: 113
Views: 8,796
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
they certainly have not lost track on how to make money. As bright young capitalists as they are, you would think they were Republicans.
Forum: News 08:12 AM - 11/04/08
Replies: 76
Views: 7,125
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
This dude is a mix between trent reznor, the madden twins and a pile of dead aborted fetuses
Forum: News 05:11 PM - 11/02/08
Replies: 45
Views: 4,331
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
suicide is such a bummer
Forum: News 05:10 PM - 11/02/08
Replies: 92
Views: 4,471
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Congratulations. These guys deserve it. The amount of talking and coffee intake is seriously admirable. Forget about records sold and money raised for Uganda support, I seriously hope this is what...
Forum: News 05:00 PM - 11/02/08
Replies: 80
Views: 7,341
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
That sucks. I remember being a fan of "Milo Goes To College" back in the ealy 80s when I too was in college.
Forum: News 04:59 PM - 11/02/08
Replies: 50
Views: 3,837
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
I'm just curious. Since the original release didn't sell well, do you think a "limited edition" will do better?
Forum: News 04:52 PM - 11/02/08
Replies: 50
Views: 3,837
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
for what reason?
Forum: News 09:33 PM - 10/31/08
Replies: 29
Views: 3,512
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
go fuck yourself.
Forum: News 09:32 PM - 10/31/08
Replies: 47
Views: 4,017
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
You would think otherwise, but the boys in Aiden receive a considerable amount of pussy.
Forum: News 09:24 PM - 10/31/08
Replies: 103
Views: 16,286
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
what have you done with your life?
Forum: News 08:42 PM - 10/31/08
Replies: 103
Views: 16,286
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
explain.
Forum: News 07:36 PM - 10/31/08
Replies: 103
Views: 16,286
Posted By J. Swartzwelder
Is he going to talk about how to make a quick buck disguised as a non-profit organization? tax fraud for teh win!


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