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Forum: General 04/29/13, 02:43 PM
Replies: 22
Boards of Canada - Tomorrow's Harvest [June 11; Warp]
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Posted By Tristan Needler
This is all that matters.

This is all that matters.
Forum: News 04/29/13, 02:40 PM
Replies: 13
Boards Of Canada Announce New LP
Views: 1,228
Posted By Tristan Needler
I honestly can't remember any piece of music news...

I honestly can't remember any piece of music news that was more exciting than this.
Forum: General 06/25/12, 07:32 AM
Replies: 9,988
Jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot 12: APopPopCalypse Nyan
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Posted By Tristan Needler
Disappointed. I was thinking it was going to be...

Disappointed. I was thinking it was going to be a "Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix reference.

During the snowflake one I kept thinking to myself "enhance. enhance. enhance..."
Forum: General 06/21/12, 06:48 AM
Replies: 9,988
Jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot 12: APopPopCalypse Nyan
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Posted By Tristan Needler
I feel like this would be better as a "deal...

I feel like this would be better as a "deal with it" meme.
Forum: General 06/21/12, 06:47 AM
Replies: 9,988
Jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot 12: APopPopCalypse Nyan
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Posted By Tristan Needler
Actually, it is apart from it.

Actually, it is apart from it.
Forum: General 06/09/12, 12:40 PM
Replies: 9,988
Jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot 12: APopPopCalypse Nyan
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Posted By Tristan Needler
At least you've learned. Passed is always a past...

At least you've learned. Passed is always a past tense verb (or an adjective like this is the passed salt, meaning this is the salt that was just passed). Past is a noun (the past), adjective (my...
Forum: General 06/08/12, 12:03 PM
Replies: 9,988
Jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot 12: APopPopCalypse Nyan
Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
We had wolf spiders when I lived in Vermont. I...

We had wolf spiders when I lived in Vermont. I once found one in the shed whose body was bigger than quarter size. It's let span was probably an inch and a half or two. So cool. Not when they're on...
Forum: General 05/29/12, 08:36 AM
Replies: 9,988
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Posted By Tristan Needler
http://i.imgur.com/ljCim.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ljCim.jpg
Forum: General 05/26/12, 04:54 PM
Replies: 9,988
Jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot 12: APopPopCalypse Nyan
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Posted By Tristan Needler
I my experience, ??? is equal to marijuana or...

I my experience, ??? is equal to marijuana or alcohol. Otherwise I'm pretty good at articulating myself.
Forum: News 05/23/12, 12:14 PM
Replies: 92
Call fun. Maybe
Views: 9,351
Posted By Tristan Needler
Mainly the music they play. Also his voice. I...

Mainly the music they play. Also his voice.

I know tons of people love his voice, but I don't understand how. It's incredibly irritating.
Forum: News 05/22/12, 11:31 PM
Replies: 92
Call fun. Maybe
Views: 9,351
Posted By Tristan Needler
Hyperbole. I still strongly dislike both.

Hyperbole. I still strongly dislike both.
Forum: News 05/22/12, 11:03 PM
Replies: 92
Call fun. Maybe
Views: 9,351
Posted By Tristan Needler
An amalgamation of two of the shittiest...

An amalgamation of two of the shittiest performers in music right now. I'll pass.
Forum: General 05/22/12, 09:04 PM
Replies: 9,988
Jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot 12: APopPopCalypse Nyan
Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
Is it this...

Is it this (http://www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/)? There's a write-up to go along with it.
Forum: General 05/22/12, 09:35 AM
Replies: 9,988
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Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
Red liquorice tastes like plastic. Black...

Red liquorice tastes like plastic. Black liquorice tastes like food.
Forum: General 05/22/12, 08:51 AM
Replies: 9,988
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Posted By Tristan Needler
Black Liquorice is infinitely better than red...

Black Liquorice is infinitely better than red liquorice.
Forum: General 05/21/12, 02:18 PM
Replies: 9,988
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Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
I wouldn't know if it wasn't for the shitty music...

I wouldn't know if it wasn't for the shitty music videos they play at the store where I work.
Forum: General 05/21/12, 08:43 AM
Replies: 9,988
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Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
The thing it, Blink is making fun of those kind...

The thing it, Blink is making fun of those kind of bands in that shot, and then One Direction goes ahead and does it seriously. Unless One Direction turns out to be the best meta-troll of all time.
Forum: General 05/19/12, 09:06 PM
Replies: 9,988
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Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
He must be a redditor. It's part of their terms...

He must be a redditor. It's part of their terms of service.
Forum: General 05/16/12, 07:07 PM
Replies: 9,988
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Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
Hahaha that's fantastic.

Hahaha that's fantastic.
Forum: General 05/15/12, 11:28 AM
Replies: 9,988
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Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
You also now have the first google result for the...

You also now have the first google result for the search term 'wompidoodles'.
Forum: General 05/15/12, 11:27 AM
Replies: 9,988
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Posted By Tristan Needler
Hahahahaha.

Hahahahaha.
Forum: General 05/14/12, 07:32 PM
Replies: 9,988
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Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
I don't get that Spider-man one.

I don't get that Spider-man one.
Forum: General 05/10/12, 08:46 PM
Replies: 9,988
Jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot 12: APopPopCalypse Nyan
Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
The ears. Definitely the ears.

The ears. Definitely the ears.
Forum: General 05/04/12, 12:15 AM
Replies: 9,988
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Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
Newest...

Newest xkcd:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/visited.png
Forum: General 04/27/12, 08:04 AM
Replies: 9,988
Jokes, pics you wouldn't normally psot 12: APopPopCalypse Nyan
Views: 974,822
Posted By Tristan Needler
This person has never watched Trailer Park...

This person has never watched Trailer Park Boys.

I remember in high school we once noticed that it's impossible to seem angry and then drink through a straw.
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