Showing results 1 to 25 of 320 Search: Posts made by Helpless
Forum: Personal Life 11:23 PM - 02/07/10
Replies: 59
Views: 4,045
Posted By Helpless
Like nobody is gonna notice two people walking in and out of the bathroom.
Forum: Personal Life 09:03 PM - 01/18/10
Replies: 48
Views: 2,326
Posted By Helpless

but apparently you two need a break
Forum: Personal Life 02:27 PM - 01/18/10
Replies: 146
Views: 7,948
Posted By Helpless
It's not difficult if it's a few months to year, but after that, you'll find you're driving yourself up the wall constantly. It's not worth it. I broke mine off a few weeks ago because it was too...
Forum: Music 01:36 PM - 01/13/10
Replies: 1
Views: 362
Posted By Helpless
So, it came out today in Japan. I've decided we need to find a way to get our hands on this album without waiting for it to come in the mail by slowboat.
Forum: General 07:04 AM - 01/13/10
Replies: 84
Views: 7,617
Posted By Helpless
ignoring teh lols

Cassadee, no question about it.
Forum: Personal Life 04:50 PM - 01/12/10
Replies: 105
Views: 3,662
Posted By Helpless
Forum: Personal Life 12:09 PM - 01/12/10
Replies: 78
Views: 3,223
Posted By Helpless
They say it would be too hard to do in person, but that really makes me feel like they don't give two shits about me at all.
Forum: Personal Life 12:03 PM - 01/08/10
Replies: 116
Views: 3,712
Posted By Helpless
you can never look too phat
Forum: News 01:45 PM - 01/06/10
Replies: 119
Views: 10,557
Posted By Helpless
She's attractive, but...Well, there are a lot of hotter people in the music biz.
Forum: Personal Life 08:12 AM - 01/06/10
Replies: 56
Views: 1,985
Posted By Helpless
Looking For Alaska, John Green

Also Paper Towns by the same author

Romance and WTFs throughout both. Great reads.
Forum: Personal Life 01:37 PM - 12/26/09
Replies: 46
Views: 3,371
Posted By Helpless
I feel your pain, dude.
Mother diagnosed with terminal brain cancer, two months tops.
Forum: Personal Life 06:59 AM - 12/18/09
Replies: 33
Views: 1,757
Posted By Helpless
Just seduce her, it'll be way easier than you think.
Forum: Personal Life 06:06 PM - 12/17/09
Replies: 40
Views: 2,069
Posted By Helpless
I killed a kids parents, baked them into chilli and fed it to him.
Forum: Entertainment 09:10 AM - 12/15/09
Replies: 45
Views: 1,583
Posted By Helpless
Nominations? I thought they gave these things away for free.
Forum: General 08:20 PM - 12/14/09
Replies: 76
Views: 2,816
Posted By Helpless
Forum: News 12:19 PM - 12/11/09
Replies: 162
Views: 7,559
Posted By Helpless
Smart kid!
Forum: General 10:24 AM - 12/11/09
Replies: 65
Views: 2,897
Posted By Helpless
Options should have been narrowed down more, but Gob.
Forum: Personal Life 01:08 PM - 12/09/09
Replies: 78
Views: 2,799
Posted By Helpless
Only in Christmas specials.
Forum: Personal Life 10:20 AM - 12/09/09
Replies: 78
Views: 2,799
Posted By Helpless
Almost, almost. It's not too bad here in Chicago, but I heard Wis. got fucking slammed.
Forum: Personal Life 08:20 AM - 12/09/09
Replies: 200
Views: 10,356
Posted By Helpless
One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat was in the room watching.
Pretty much the same, no?
Forum: Personal Life 01:47 PM - 12/08/09
Replies: 456
Views: 20,730
Posted By Helpless
I will be sure to inform you all of my excursions once I get back to my apartment.
I'm so anxious.
Forum: News 01:01 PM - 12/08/09
Replies: 49
Views: 4,617
Posted By Helpless
I love you Fact.
Now lets get some exclusives!
Forum: Personal Life 12:24 PM - 12/08/09
Replies: 91
Views: 5,034
Posted By Helpless
Practice your sexy seductive voice.
Works like a charm no matter what they look like or how much self esteem they have.
Forum: Personal Life 12:20 PM - 12/08/09
Replies: 456
Views: 20,730
Posted By Helpless
After reading all 28 pages of this thread I have determined the only way to continue calling myself a man is to perfect the art of AC Slatering.
Forum: Personal Life 11:36 AM - 12/07/09
Replies: 162
Views: 12,087
Posted By Helpless
My girlfriend dragged me to "the proposal" a few months ago so that she could fawn over him and make me feel inadequate all at the same time.
oh god there is no way in hell I could ever be that good...

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