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Forum: General 10/12/07, 02:37 PM

Replies: 46

Poll: Better Halloween Costume?

Views: 2,368

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

I just can't wait to talk like Stewart's mom for...

I just can't wait to talk like Stewart's mom for the whole night.

Stewart Douglas, you are fresher than bread!

Forum: Personal Life 09/28/07, 03:30 PM

Replies: 130

Busted condom

Views: 5,090

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Hey "Pastorius02", I'm Dashboard's...

Hey "Pastorius02", I'm Dashboard's girlfriend, and I'm pretty sure he gets enough "play" for the both of you. And in order to do that, you have to come in contact with an actual female, which doesn't...

Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:57 AM

Replies: 61

Blue Balls Disappreciation Thread

Views: 2,698

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Hahaha I lol'ed. Goddamn Jesus, he can be such a...

Hahaha I lol'ed. Goddamn Jesus, he can be such a buzz killer sometimes.

Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:52 AM

Replies: 177

If you had to turn gay

Views: 16,386

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

second this!

second this!

Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:45 AM

Replies: 368

The Official ''I'm in love'' Thread

Views: 10,029

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

I'm in love with my best friend and it's pretty...

I'm in love with my best friend and it's pretty fucking awesome.

But I felt the same way before dating my boyfriend as your girlfriend does.

Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:42 AM

Replies: 127

Girls are shit at handjobs

Views: 5,446

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

I don't even have a dick and that gave me the...

I don't even have a dick and that gave me the willies.

Forum: Personal Life 09/01/07, 11:32 AM

Replies: 336

Awkward Moment Appreciation

Views: 17,449

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Wow, I think this thread was actually created for...

Wow, I think this thread was actually created for me. I have at least one awkward moment every day.

One of the worst ones was one time my boyfriend and I were eating in a restaurant where we saw...

Forum: General 08/16/07, 12:11 PM

Replies: 371

I wish I had an accent

Views: 4,515

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

I do a sick Minnesota accent. Anything other one...

I do a sick Minnesota accent. Anything other one I try to ends up sounding remotely like a Minnesota accent.

Forum: Personal Life 08/12/07, 07:38 AM

Replies: 67

I hate being hated....

Views: 2,311

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

My heart bleeds so bad when I read your threads.

My heart bleeds so bad when I read your threads.

Forum: Personal Life 08/12/07, 07:37 AM

Replies: 28

Need To Leave Him

Views: 1,050

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

One night at dinner, sucker punch his mother and...

One night at dinner, sucker punch his mother and THEN break up with him. I guarantee it will be much more emotionally rewarding.

Forum: Education 08/03/07, 06:56 PM

Replies: 134

School Pranks

Views: 10,708

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

For senior prank, someone thought of putting...

For senior prank, someone thought of putting pictures of porn in a lot of library books and putting them back on the shelf for the next year's classes. I don't know if it actually happened.

Forum: Education 08/03/07, 06:54 PM

Replies: 67

Cheating (Official Thread)

Views: 3,120

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

I had a really short, really smart girl who sat...

I had a really short, really smart girl who sat in front of me one time. I'm pretty tall. Greatest semester of my life.

Forum: Education 08/03/07, 06:51 PM

Replies: 606

What did you score on the SATs?

Views: 40,600

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

I wanted to bitch slap myself after getting back...

I wanted to bitch slap myself after getting back my math SAT scores.

Forum: Education 08/03/07, 06:47 PM

Replies: 299

What college are you going to?

Views: 14,339

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Emerson looks pretty sweet. I hear the students...

Emerson looks pretty sweet. I hear the students get laughed at by BU and BC for being "art gays" and all that, but the campus is awesome and crazy people are pretty fun. I'm liking the looks of it a...

Forum: Music 08/03/07, 06:42 PM

Replies: 82

The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me: Appreciation Thread

Views: 2,298

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

I put on TDAG when I'm incredibly pissed off and...

I put on TDAG when I'm incredibly pissed off and it's wonderful. I love, love, love this album.

Forum: Personal Life 08/03/07, 04:16 PM

Replies: 59

My parents used to beat the living shit out of me.

Views: 2,764

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Ahaha, I love people

Ahaha, I love people

Forum: Personal Life 08/03/07, 04:12 PM

Replies: 28

Have you ever had a bad trip?

Views: 1,058

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Ahah, god damn. I was going to say something to...

Ahah, god damn. I was going to say something to this extent and you beat me to it.

Forum: Personal Life 08/03/07, 03:25 PM

Replies: 62

I've been with this girl for 2.5 years

Views: 2,057

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Dump the bitch, she'll do it again

Dump the bitch, she'll do it again

Forum: Personal Life 08/03/07, 03:24 PM

Replies: 201

girlfriend over friends?

Views: 6,618

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Perhaps you should reconsider not going to...

Perhaps you should reconsider not going to college. You'll find it'll help you with your people skills, as well as your run-on sentences.

Forum: Personal Life 07/03/07, 05:11 PM

Replies: 58

Should I get a mullet?

Views: 1,977

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

When I first read this I thought you wrote...

When I first read this I thought you wrote "It (the mullet) looks good on Hannah Montana, figured I throw that out there" and I LOLED.

Forum: Personal Life 06/30/07, 07:17 AM

Replies: 31

Anniversary ideas

Views: 4,635

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

I suggest one of those plastic bubbles with cheap...

I suggest one of those plastic bubbles with cheap jewlery dispensed near the check-out line in Kmart.

It's only 25 cents and her neck will (probs) be green for a while. Score?

Forum: Personal Life 06/26/07, 09:42 PM

Replies: 486

Why is teenage sex so bad?

Views: 26,661

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Hahahaha. When you snatch fly from palm of...

Hahahaha.

When you snatch fly from palm of hand, that is when bearable sex comes to you.

Forum: Music 06/26/07, 09:38 PM

Replies: 20

I want to know

Views: 460

Posted By buterflinrvrse3

Yeah, I agree. They kind of just sound like every...

Yeah, I agree. They kind of just sound like every other band I've ever heard.