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Forum: Personal Life 10/23/11, 12:59 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 12,109
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Nah man, I just did it to make money, I'm not gay...

Nah man, I just did it to make money, I'm not gay or anything.
Forum: Personal Life 10/21/11, 11:03 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 12,109
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Aw shoot I'm sorry.

Aw shoot I'm sorry.
Forum: Personal Life 10/21/11, 11:19 AM
Replies: 129
Views: 12,109
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Orgasmville Nebraska.

Orgasmville Nebraska.
Forum: Personal Life 10/20/11, 08:11 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 12,109
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
So, I did it. Looks like I can make rent this...

So, I did it. Looks like I can make rent this month but he's also moving in. I'm not sure about this guys, help!
Forum: Personal Life 10/17/11, 04:24 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 9,236
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I am getting high as fuck on pain killers and...

I am getting high as fuck on pain killers and reefer and celebrating. I even bought a beer because I hardly ever have an excuse to drink.
Forum: Music 10/17/11, 04:22 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,240
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
How about that Fok Punk?

Please recommend me some folk punk bands, I'm just starting to get into this stuff and it's pretty rockin'.
Forum: Personal Life 10/17/11, 04:09 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 12,109
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
lol

lol
Forum: Personal Life 10/17/11, 02:29 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 12,109
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
He kinda looks like a girl so I think it'll be...

He kinda looks like a girl so I think it'll be okay. What do you guys think?
Forum: Personal Life 10/17/11, 02:26 PM
Replies: 129
Views: 12,109
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I will pay you $200 to have sex with me.

My gay friend gave me this proposition. It's hard economic times and I'm confused as to whether or not I should take him up on it.
Forum: Personal Life 10/17/11, 02:22 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 4,329
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Touch butts.

Touch butts.
Forum: Music 10/06/11, 11:25 PM
Replies: 2,562
Views: 124,815
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
6.66/10

6.66/10
Forum: Music 10/06/11, 11:09 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,390
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I Am Famous. Someone Asked And I Say Yes. Steve...

I Am Famous. Someone Asked And I Say Yes.
Steve Jobs Is Dead
Forum: Music 10/05/11, 12:12 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,390
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
This will be the most Official Thread any other...

This will be the most Official Thread any other thread has ever seen.
Forum: Music 10/04/11, 09:54 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,390
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Yes, kindness comes this time of year. How are...

Yes, kindness comes this time of year. How are you?
Forum: Music 10/04/11, 09:43 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,390
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
The Official Thread (Official Thread)

Hey, moderator, please pin this so that everyone knows this is the official Official thread.

Okay so I've been thinking about this for a while guys, but here it goes:
How is it going?
Forum: Music 06/01/11, 05:03 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 21,831
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I see I've built a weird combination between a...

I see I've built a weird combination between a forum thread and an internet empire, let us expand to unify the cyber world in hatred for shitty music and ugly girls with caked on make up and...
Forum: Music 05/31/11, 09:34 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 21,831
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I have returned to bump once more to ask a...

I have returned to bump once more to ask a serious question.
Gentleman, when was the last time you masturbated to Hayley Williams?
Forum: General 07/05/10, 11:38 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,222
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Go for it man, that shit will change your life.

Go for it man, that shit will change your life.
Forum: General 07/05/10, 11:36 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,222
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Yeah, I bet that frog wanted his mouth pried open.

Yeah, I bet that frog wanted his mouth pried open.
Forum: General 06/29/10, 01:15 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,222
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Still needed to be posted.

Still needed to be posted.
Forum: General 06/29/10, 01:13 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 776
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
You're a nubby.

You're a nubby.
Forum: General 06/29/10, 12:57 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,222
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
You have no balls.

You have no balls.
Forum: General 06/29/10, 11:48 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,222
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
I am limp (NSFW)

And I hope you all are too, you sick bastards.

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Forum: Self-Promotion 06/26/10, 10:53 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 899
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
This is partial as shit. Oh, and it's not very...

This is partial as shit.

Oh, and it's not very good either.
Forum: Music 06/25/10, 12:04 PM
Replies: 261
Views: 11,124
Posted By Fuckmaxbemis
Original: mfO45AVQBLE Bardo Pond...

Original:
mfO45AVQBLE
Bardo Pond cover:
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