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Forum: News 02/14/10, 06:02 PM
Replies: 2,710
Views: 98,870
Posted By Durden, T.
Yes, have the gf see TWLOHA, and she can buy a...

Yes, have the gf see TWLOHA, and she can buy a totally super sweet shirt.
Forum: News 02/14/10, 05:50 PM
Replies: 2,710
Views: 98,870
Posted By Durden, T.
So, honestly, once I wanted to kill myself. Then...

So, honestly, once I wanted to kill myself. Then I bought one of your shirts. The shirt didn't fit. I wasted my money, and in the end, I still wanted to end my life.
Forum: Music 10/27/09, 11:24 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 348
Posted By Durden, T.
Happy Birthday, teh profit David.

Happy Birthday, teh profit David.
Forum: Music 10/27/09, 10:30 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
Drug use isn't disappointing, at all. It's a very...

Drug use isn't disappointing, at all. It's a very enjoyable experience. It's people who don't know how to do them, or when to stop that are disappointing. And Raditude would be good if I'm Your...
Forum: Music 10/27/09, 09:55 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
Actually, Raditude would be good if I'm Your...

Actually, Raditude would be good if I'm Your Daddy, The Girl Got Hot, and Can't Stop Partying weren't on the record.
Forum: Music 10/27/09, 09:47 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
Yeah, I know. It was fun for a while, but got...

Yeah, I know. It was fun for a while, but got old. I mean, I could go back to doing so, because I fucking love the book and movie, but I'd rather just be my asshole self.
Forum: Music 10/27/09, 09:41 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
lol, let me guess... Fight Club? Know what's...

lol, let me guess... Fight Club? Know what's funny? My name actually is Tyler Durden. Named that before the book even came out.



Brad Pitt is one sexy beast. Who's Max?
Forum: Music 10/27/09, 09:33 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
I do? Who do I remind you of?

I do? Who do I remind you of?
Forum: Music 10/27/09, 09:17 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
It's disappointing.

It's disappointing.
Forum: Music 10/27/09, 08:31 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
either Tigers In A Cage or The Republic of...

either Tigers In A Cage or The Republic of Wolves.

I'm not going to download the link, so just check out those two bands on myspace.
Forum: Personal Life 10/27/09, 06:33 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 4,367
Posted By Durden, T.
This wins.

This wins.
Forum: Personal Life 10/27/09, 12:37 PM
Replies: 171
Views: 4,367
Posted By Durden, T.
Well, you're a girl, and girls regret eating...

Well, you're a girl, and girls regret eating everything because of calories.
Forum: Personal Life 10/27/09, 11:24 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 4,367
Posted By Durden, T.
Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's damn...

Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's damn good. When it's ok, it's still pretty good.
Forum: Music 10/27/09, 10:51 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 504
Posted By Durden, T.
you win the internetz :)

you win the internetz :)
Forum: News 10/27/09, 09:20 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,326
Posted By Durden, T.
Plus, I'd fuckin love to learn Time Turned...

Plus, I'd fuckin love to learn Time Turned Fragile. That song is incredible.
Forum: News 10/27/09, 09:19 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,326
Posted By Durden, T.
Note how I also included the word...

Note how I also included the word "notation" in that sentence... which means sheet music. Idiot.
Forum: News 10/27/09, 07:35 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 3,326
Posted By Durden, T.
Probably guitar tabs and notation, same for bass...

Probably guitar tabs and notation, same for bass and keys.
Forum: Music 10/26/09, 10:08 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
I'm afraid of myself? Well, that makes no sense...

I'm afraid of myself? Well, that makes no sense whatsoever.
Forum: Music 10/26/09, 10:03 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
I think your avatar is stupid and immature.

I think your avatar is stupid and immature.
Forum: Music 10/26/09, 09:55 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
Stanley, your heart sucks and you crush your wife...

Stanley, your heart sucks and you crush your wife during sex. Boom. Roasted.
Forum: Music 10/26/09, 09:48 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 542
Posted By Durden, T.
Why.

Why.
Forum: Music 10/26/09, 09:46 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 6,943
Posted By Durden, T.
oh dear god no.

oh dear god no.
Forum: Music 10/26/09, 09:43 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
Nope.

Nope.
Forum: Music 10/26/09, 09:24 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you?
Forum: Music 10/26/09, 09:19 PM
Replies: 5,000
Views: 85,530
Posted By Durden, T.
You know what the mid-west is? Young and restless.

You know what the mid-west is? Young and restless.


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