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Forum: Personal Life 02/07/10, 10:23 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 3,635
Posted By Helpless
Sex on airplanes

Like nobody is gonna notice two people walking in and out of the bathroom.
Forum: Personal Life 01/18/10, 08:03 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,178
Posted By Helpless
tl;dr but apparently you two need a break

tl;dr


but apparently you two need a break
Forum: Personal Life 01/18/10, 01:27 PM
Replies: 146
Views: 6,957
Posted By Helpless
It's not difficult if it's a few months to year,...

It's not difficult if it's a few months to year, but after that, you'll find you're driving yourself up the wall constantly. It's not worth it. I broke mine off a few weeks ago because it was too...
Forum: Music 01/13/10, 12:36 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 304
Posted By Helpless
Fact's New Album

So, it came out today in Japan. I've decided we need to find a way to get our hands on this album without waiting for it to come in the mail by slowboat.
Forum: General 01/13/10, 06:04 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 6,611
Posted By Helpless
ignoring teh lols Cassadee, no question about...

ignoring teh lols

Cassadee, no question about it.
Forum: Personal Life 01/12/10, 03:50 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 3,412
Posted By Helpless
DONT HIT ME I'LL HIT ME

DONT HIT ME
I'LL HIT ME
Forum: Personal Life 01/12/10, 11:09 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,908
Posted By Helpless
They say it would be too hard to do in person,...

They say it would be too hard to do in person, but that really makes me feel like they don't give two shits about me at all.
Forum: Personal Life 01/08/10, 11:03 AM
Replies: 116
Views: 3,360
Posted By Helpless
you can never look too phat

you can never look too phat
Forum: News 01/06/10, 12:45 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 9,353
Posted By Helpless
She's attractive, but...Well, there are a lot of...

She's attractive, but...Well, there are a lot of hotter people in the music biz.
Forum: Personal Life 01/06/10, 07:12 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 1,828
Posted By Helpless
Looking For Alaska, John Green Also Paper Towns...

Looking For Alaska, John Green

Also Paper Towns by the same author

Romance and WTFs throughout both. Great reads.
Forum: Personal Life 12/26/09, 12:37 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,227
Posted By Helpless
I feel your pain, dude. Mother diagnosed with...

I feel your pain, dude.
Mother diagnosed with terminal brain cancer, two months tops.
Forum: Personal Life 12/18/09, 05:59 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,664
Posted By Helpless
Just seduce her, it'll be way easier than you...

Just seduce her, it'll be way easier than you think.
Forum: Personal Life 12/17/09, 05:06 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,861
Posted By Helpless
I killed a kids parents, baked them into chilli...

I killed a kids parents, baked them into chilli and fed it to him.
Forum: Entertainment 12/15/09, 08:10 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,361
Posted By Helpless
Nominations? I thought they gave these things...

Nominations? I thought they gave these things away for free.
Forum: General 12/14/09, 07:20 PM
Replies: 76
Views: 2,693
Posted By Helpless
Word.

Word.
Forum: News 12/11/09, 11:19 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 6,936
Posted By Helpless
Smart kid!

Smart kid!
Forum: General 12/11/09, 09:24 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,661
Posted By Helpless
Options should have been narrowed down more, but...

Options should have been narrowed down more, but Gob.
Forum: Personal Life 12/09/09, 12:08 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,620
Posted By Helpless
Only in Christmas specials.

Only in Christmas specials.
Forum: Personal Life 12/09/09, 09:20 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 2,620
Posted By Helpless
Almost, almost. It's not too bad here in Chicago,...

Almost, almost. It's not too bad here in Chicago, but I heard Wis. got fucking slammed.
Forum: Personal Life 12/09/09, 07:20 AM
Replies: 200
Views: 9,828
Posted By Helpless
One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat...

One time I had sex wit my girlfriend and her cat was in the room watching.
Pretty much the same, no?
Forum: Personal Life 12/08/09, 12:47 PM
Replies: 456
Views: 19,550
Posted By Helpless
I will be sure to inform you all of my excursions...

I will be sure to inform you all of my excursions once I get back to my apartment.
I'm so anxious.
Forum: News 12/08/09, 12:01 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 3,949
Posted By Helpless
I love you Fact. Now lets get some exclusives!

I love you Fact.
Now lets get some exclusives!
Forum: Personal Life 12/08/09, 11:24 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 4,637
Posted By Helpless
Practice your sexy seductive voice. Works like a...

Practice your sexy seductive voice.
Works like a charm no matter what they look like or how much self esteem they have.
Forum: Personal Life 12/08/09, 11:20 AM
Replies: 456
Views: 19,550
Posted By Helpless
After reading all 28 pages of this thread I have...

After reading all 28 pages of this thread I have determined the only way to continue calling myself a man is to perfect the art of AC Slatering.
Forum: Personal Life 12/07/09, 10:36 AM
Replies: 162
Views: 10,288
Posted By Helpless
My girlfriend dragged me to "the...

My girlfriend dragged me to "the proposal" a few months ago so that she could fawn over him and make me feel inadequate all at the same time.
oh god there is no way in hell I could ever be that good...


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