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Forum: News 06:57 PM - 05/05/09
Replies: 25
Views: 2,388
Posted By mavfan321
Sounds like that time I 69ed Willie Nelson and he came all over my face... It was so awkward and then he fisted my asshole that was pretty sweet. I love cum.
Forum: News 09:03 AM - 05/03/09
Replies: 127
Views: 16,313
Posted By mavfan321
Wow this was such an EPIC night I got jizzed on by Journey after their set. Not only that but we all 69ed and Bon Jovi was there with the devil wears chanel and they were all praying while jerking...
Forum: News 10:12 PM - 05/02/09
Replies: 529
Views: 40,823
Posted By mavfan321
jenny craig has a son who loves to sing like his balls were removed and snorts crack rocks while sucking cocks? COOL!
Forum: News 09:54 PM - 05/02/09
Replies: 76
Views: 5,054
Posted By mavfan321
I spotted this NICE dildo it was humongous and satisfying to my anus. Needless to say I got 4 of those suckers. Also needless to say my anus is vast. Also needless to say if anyone needs a place to...
Forum: News 02:37 PM - 04/30/09
Replies: 442
Views: 19,835
Posted By mavfan321
SATAN!!! 666 Cocks. Grandmas... Puppies and kittens all slaughtered for the sake of fucking slaughtered baby animals.
Forum: News 02:36 PM - 04/30/09
Replies: 14
Views: 1,078
Posted By mavfan321
The Hint loves to suck on large ****** dicks and anal cunt savages from Uzbekistan holla at cho boy lil weezy got that nice clit juice sandwich p.s. am I banned yet?

I love cocks in my ass btw so...
Forum: News 08:47 AM - 04/30/09
Replies: 56
Views: 5,544
Posted By mavfan321
I shall prodigiously enjoy my ban by listening to the devil wears prada whilst jerking off to the rhythms of their breakdowns till my penis falls off and then I will eat jizz filled cum. God Bless...
Forum: News 07:39 PM - 04/29/09
Replies: 56
Views: 5,544
Posted By mavfan321
You fuckin prick.

I meant to quote but I did not... NOW I AM THE PRICK!
Forum: News 06:54 PM - 04/29/09
Replies: 56
Views: 5,544
Posted By mavfan321
Shit dude I'm so sorry bro.
Forum: News 06:50 PM - 04/29/09
Replies: 78
Views: 7,645
Posted By mavfan321
I wonder if allowed on the bus I could 69 with all the guys and get them to fuck me in the ass while the devil wears prada sits in a corner and jerks off while crying because Jesus won't like that.
Forum: News 06:48 PM - 04/29/09
Replies: 56
Views: 5,544
Posted By mavfan321
Yoooo this band is soooo good omg they make me wanna jizz on baby cunt lips. Cum out my ass. Fuck Jay-Z. Fuck the devil wears dildos. Fuck Jason Tates cock hard.
Forum: News 07:04 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 49
Views: 5,643
Posted By mavfan321
Random My Ass
Forum: News 07:02 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 49
Views: 5,643
Posted By mavfan321
Dude to be honest I could give two shits about the band or the founder of this website I get bored and do random shit like jerk off rabbits. I don't own a car, I'm no longer in less than normal, and...
Forum: News 06:58 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 49
Views: 5,643
Posted By mavfan321
I would be joining you fellas in a circle jerk but seems like my car needs a new tranny, fuckin North Eastern coast weather.
Forum: News 06:53 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 49
Views: 5,643
Posted By mavfan321
Yo dude you got me man you win... Wanna fuck?
Forum: News 06:39 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 49
Views: 5,643
Posted By mavfan321
Nah I lied this band fuckin sucks cock and so does Jason Tate he sucked Bring Me The Horizons cocks and they came all over his puppy.
Forum: News 06:38 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 49
Views: 5,643
Posted By mavfan321
This fuckin band is tits!
Forum: News 06:02 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 29
Views: 1,996
Posted By mavfan321
Oh pleaseeee queef in my mouth seņor.
Forum: News 06:01 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 11
Views: 1,040
Posted By mavfan321
BTW my band Cunt Gobbler Atreyu Death Dick is playing the first leg of this tour catch you at the shows and we'll make out especially if you're a guy.
Forum: News 05:16 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 52
Views: 3,803
Posted By mavfan321
Oh shit I got an infraction jason tate loves big asian cocks because they are like unicorns they don't exist.
Forum: News 04:50 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 52
Views: 3,803
Posted By mavfan321
I'd sure love to queef in their faces after getting pumped hard body.
Forum: News 04:44 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 16
Views: 3,607
Posted By mavfan321
Piece of shit cock licker.
Forum: News 04:44 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 29
Views: 1,996
Posted By mavfan321
Oh shit they forgot to turn their delay and reverb off and now they are geniuses, btw I love cock.
Forum: Reviews 04:42 PM - 02/04/09
Replies: 131
Views: 17,954
Posted By mavfan321
Hoobastank is fuckin amazing so is 30 seconds to mars and i wanna lick jared letos used dildos.
Forum: News 12:32 AM - 05/30/08
Replies: 67
Views: 6,838
Posted By mavfan321
I don't even like blink that much but I'd rather see them back then either Plus 44 or Angel and Airwaves.


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