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04:13 PM on 01/28/12 
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Rob McWilliams
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They got tired of invading and occupying other countries. They want to occupy the moon!!!!!!!

What really makes me laugh is the fact that Newt says he's not trying to be grandiose and then he's like "by the end of my second term we'll have a base on ANOTHER CELESTIAL BODY."
06:35 PM on 01/28/12 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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The Cain Train endorses Gingrich. Will Birdman follow suit?
06:36 PM on 01/28/12 
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Rob McWilliams
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Stephen Colbert will be heartbroken.
06:40 PM on 01/28/12 
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David87
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<---------------Gears of War player that misread that as "The Cole Train"
06:45 PM on 01/28/12 
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caveBEAR
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Soul Train?
06:46 PM on 01/28/12 
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knash9
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I guess he took way his endorsement away from us.
11:54 AM on 02/06/12 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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A Newt Gingrich rally in Las Vegas was interrupted by grindcore band Traumatic Anal Devestation.
12:04 PM on 02/06/12 
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birdman
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I will not.
05:11 PM on 02/06/12 
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DeviateRogue
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Awesome.
05:28 PM on 02/06/12 
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Moses Malone
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This article reads really satirically. But if this actually happened...awesome.
05:58 PM on 02/06/12 
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Jake Gyllenhaal
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This article reads really satirically. But if this actually happened...awesome.

I'm guessing it's fake so I posted it as a joke.
06:11 PM on 02/06/12 
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Moses Malone
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I'm guessing it's fake so I posted it as a joke.



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