[Fox83]

I was going to post this in the Valentines Day Thread, but figured it would get buried too quickly. Just a quick shout out to lovers on Facebook:

http://andrewfoxmiller.blogspot.com/...ouples-of.html

‎7 Cynical Pleas to the Happy Couples of Facebook on Valentine's Day:



1. Please tell your significant other that you love them on Facebook. I understand a direct expression either verbally or on a private channel (texting, e-mail, etc) is available to you at your convenience, but making it 100% public absolutely solidifies your love for one another. Don’t hesitate.

2. Please post pictures of anything you received for Valentines Day. Whether it’s chocolates, flowers, or a touching and personal letter, I feel we all deserve to share in your gift. Do not keep this from your Facebook friends. Logical, non-meddling people frown upon private expressions of love.

3. Please encourage everyone on Facebook to "size up" the level of love you have shown with your Valentine. This is a competition. I don’t want anyone to think differently.

4. Please eat up our news feed with loving conversation. The back and forth MUST consume no less than 75% of our feeds. If your significant other tells you how much they love you on Facebook, it’s expected that you respond no less than 10 times to one another. We all eat it up.

5. Please express that your significant other makes you the "luckiest" or that you have the "best" significant other in the world. There is nothing we all appreciate more than to feel for your absolute dominance in the field of partner selection.

6. Please make sure you MAKE THE MOST out of this day. There are 364 other days in the year that you will not be able to express your love for someone, so make this day count. No regrets.

7. Please take this list personally if you've done any of these things. Please don't laugh about it, because when do I ever joke? Please take offense to it, because that's my goal.

Happy Valentines Day!

[JoshSalas]

Yup, every year.

[zion the lion]

I'd find this funny but there are actually 365 other days this year to express your love.

[JoshSalas]

Dat leap year.

[Passion Man]

Originally Posted by zion the lion

I'd find this funny but there are actually 365 other days this year to express your love.

actually, there are 364 other days this year. check your math.

[zion the lion]

Originally Posted by Passion Man

actually, there are 364 other days this year. check your math.

its leap year.

[Passion Man]

Originally Posted by zion the lion

its leap year.

oh. okay.

...

well, this is embarassing.

[PHI Flyers10]

Originally Posted by zion the lion

I'd find this funny but there are actually 365 other days this year to express your love.

This is one of my favorite posts by you.

[dani1292]

Yep, that basically says it all.

[InTheatersNow]

After high school you no longer need to say I love you on your GF's wall.

[deFobbed14yrs]

grow up, just don't go on facebook for one day. plus you know who those people are and you should have them blocked already since you know that today is not the only day they make mushy love quotes of their significant other.
Go to a bar, hit on single depressed people and get laid
Happy valentines everyone!

[steve187]

my news feed is more people bitching that they are alone on valentines day. i can't tell which one is worse

[zachff]

Sounds like you just need to get better friends.

[Fox83]

Originally Posted by deFobbed14yrs

grow up, just don't go on facebook for one day. plus you know who those people are and you should have them blocked already since you know that today is not the only day they make mushy love quotes of their significant other.
Go to a bar, hit on single depressed people and get laid
Happy valentines everyone!

I'm married. This was humor. I would unsubscribe to your feed if we were friends on Facebook, though - burn...

[LamarVannoy]

Someones bitter...