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08:40 PM on 02/14/12 
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Passion Man
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An introduction I think is necessary.

Valentine's day is a special time of day for many guys and girls. old and young. small and big (penises, that is). Yes, it is true we should show our affection to that special someone every day of the year. What people don't realize is that affection is usually put on the back burner. Work. School. Getting high. The main point is that celebrating affection is not only fun, it brings it to attention to those who love feeling loved. And what's wrong with that? Why shouldn't it be a holiday?

The TV wants you to believe that you need to buy a ring for the girl. I don't think that is a sign of true love, some may disagree, but they are rich and are generally hated by most men. For your average Joe, simply making an effort...a true effort...is enough. That may be different for each person. Common methods are dinner. flowers. delicious candies. if you're lucky, a nice kinky, dirty, no strings attached...hug.

For those of us who are socially inept, the internet has made it possible to interact with the species known as "female." It's as easy as signing up, updating a profile, and contacting another member on the dating website. The most famous of these websites is one known as "Absolute Punk." And the coolest, most intelligent, sexiest, generally all-around badass is a user known as Passion Man.

If you made it this far, congrats. I will wrap this up so we can all go home and watch the football games.

ChrisLauren, will you be my E-Valentine?
08:53 PM on 02/14/12 
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I read it all. Your writing isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Good choice for your e-vanlentine. I mean, you do have like, 8 more minutes.
08:56 PM on 02/14/12 
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I read it all. Your writing isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Good choice for your e-vanlentine. I mean, you do have like, 8 more minutes.

Ya I just realized that. Fail on my part.
09:03 PM on 02/14/12 
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I answered for her...
09:06 PM on 02/14/12 
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Sean Rizzo
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This is genuinely adorable.

EDIT: Also, giving OP moral support by voting yes.
09:22 PM on 02/14/12 
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said no just because i read the thread 22 minutes after valentines day
09:30 PM on 02/14/12 
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It is only the internet...
09:38 PM on 02/14/12 
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Passion Man
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this makes me so uncomfortable.


EDIT: wait what do you mean "alright" is that a yes? is it? is it!??!?!
09:42 PM on 02/14/12 
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ouch... this is a trainwreck
09:44 PM on 02/14/12 
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As a wise man once said, "nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

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09:48 PM on 02/14/12 
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I...I don't believe you. Doesn't sound convincing enough.
09:49 PM on 02/14/12 
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there's also a saying that goes "a girl that doesn't love you is like a bee stinging your fingernail, it's weird."
wait. what?
09:51 PM on 02/14/12 
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Sean Rizzo
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I now pronounce you AP.net man and wife. You may now kiss the e-bride.
09:53 PM on 02/14/12 
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*Kisses ChrisLauren*
09:56 PM on 02/14/12 
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White
Tell me about your day, you slut.
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Although Passion Man has staked his claim in chrislauren for Valentine's Day, I'd like to call dibs on her for Steak & Blowjob Day.



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