[DickfaceChillah]

Have any other APers taken a vow of celibacy? I've personally chosen to refrain from engaging in sexual intercourse and thus far it's paid off in spades. I've been doing so much lately instead of having sex. The other day I watched all seven seasons of Golden Girls on DVD and even the entire series of the Don Cheadle spin-off entitled The Golden Palace.

[unicornurine]

It didn't work for Josh Hartnett.

[thesollopsist]

I'm celibate. Involuntarily of course, but sure.

[ParkwayTom]

I did that for a while when I was Morrissey. Then I got a sex change and hopped back into the dating scene.

[TheRealJohnOC]

Going the Tim Tebow approach?

[lp670sv]

Somehow I don't think you're supposed celibacy is voluntary....

[zion the lion]

I'm too afraid of the punishment that god will give me if I have sex, so I'm celibate.

[incognitojones]

I stopped getting pussy 24/7 about a year ago, now I'm the proud creator of the world's first documentary about the world's largest ant farm in Duluth, Minnesota. Plus I learned to knit. Its pretty sweet, I made a bandana the other day for my buddy Gus.

[cubs223425]

Originally Posted by incognitojones

I stopped getting pussy 24/7 about a year ago, now I'm the proud creator of the world's first documentary about the world's largest ant farm in Duluth, Minnesota. Plus I learned to knit. Its pretty sweet, I made a bandana the other day for my buddy Gus.

I thought this said you made your friend a banana. I was thoroughly confused by the idea of a knitted banana.

Also, no, I don't do the do. That's not to say it's something I've been offered, but if it was, I'd decline.

[DickfaceChillah]

Originally Posted by lp670sv

Somehow I don't think you're supposed celibacy is voluntary....

Why not? Is this a not-so-subtle jab at me not being able to make love to a woman? Why is the pot calling the kettle an African-American? I'm a gentleman who has went from being a misogynistic prick to a respecter of all genders in under a year and Jah has rewarded me with attention from some pretty beautiful women. I have declined their offers because I feel I do not deserve that reward yet. Being ugly and stupid does not prevent me from scoring badical babes, bro, because I'm an honest dude with a heart of silver.

[anthonydarko]

While it's cool you decided not to have sex and all, watching every season of the Golden Girls is not something I'd brag about.

[DickfaceChillah]

Do you not like great sitcom writing centered around hilarious leading women? Well, I'm sorry if it offends your masculinity, but I am very comfortable with mine, and I will be starting Designing Women (or should I say Womyn) tomorrow.

[chordwave]

I've been unintentionally celibate for almost a year. Of course, it was like three years before that, so really, I'm on a hot streak.

Fuck me, I'm turning into Liz Lemon.

[uglystar03]

I'm not sure if this thread is serious, but I've been abstinent for almost three years now. Life is about so much more than the pursuit of sex/romance. I'm taking some time to focus on myself. I need to be happy with myself before I can be happy with anyone else.

[Forever.Zero]