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03:08 PM on 05/19/12 
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justsurrendrfan
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What kind of personality and physical traits would be in your dream girl or guy?
My dream girl would be...
Smart, funny, long blonde hair or black hair. Average body type, not thin. Some tatoos and piercings. Must be loyal, ambitious sucessfull :) haha what about everyone else?
04:25 PM on 05/19/12 
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brokenwings
Tear the scene down, start over.
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Germany
Male - 28 Years Old
A bisexual nymphomaniac with large breasts and an uncontrollable lust for anal sex.
04:25 PM on 05/19/12 
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Fame<Infamy
gonna bang bang fuck you up
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Wexford, Ireland
Male - 21 Years Old
Ideally anything penisless.
04:40 PM on 05/19/12 
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SomedayTheFire
when I die there'll be no trumpets
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a big cock.
04:42 PM on 05/19/12 
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White
Pornography and a bag of drugs.
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A bisexual nymphomaniac with large breasts and an uncontrollable lust for anal sex.

Interesting how desirable a woman with these traits would be, but a man like this would be utterly repulsive.

Anyhow. To answer the OP: I'm not very picky. The only thing I really want in a girl is for her to be Kristen Bell. If they've got that down, then I'm all hers. Otherwise, pass. I'd rather be with a bisexual satyromaniac with large breasts and an uncontrollable lust for anal sex.
04:58 PM on 05/19/12 
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seymourbuttes
I'd do anything for a free t-shirt
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What kind of personality and physical traits would be in your dream girl or guy?
My dream girl would be...
Smart, funny, long blonde hair or black hair. Average body type, not thin. Some tatoos and piercings. Must be loyal, ambitious sucessfull :) haha what about everyone else?

I have 3 of these girls right now... Perfection is overrated.
05:01 PM on 05/19/12 
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zion the lion
pull over that ass is too fat.
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The guys I'm drawn to have mental illnesses, because if I have kids with them there's less of a chance that they'll win the kids in a custody battle.

Other than that I look for a guy who is responsible. Maybe someone who shares the same political beliefs as me but doesnt look down on my family for having the ridiculous political/religious beliefs they have.
07:03 PM on 05/19/12 
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ParkwayTom
Forgive me, Nashville
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Male - 25 Years Old
A responsible, ambitious girl that can hang but is smart enough to realize that she isn't "one of the guys." A nice ass is a major plus, and her breasts should be propotional to the rest of her body. Tattoos are a plus.
07:08 PM on 05/19/12 
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KingMax01
Theres no good in your eyes anymore
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Alberta, Canada
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Athletic for sure. Shy but emotionally stable. Adventurous.
09:40 PM on 05/19/12 
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EarnestMuse
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bumb ubm!
09:50 PM on 05/19/12 
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Alex_supertramp
Happiness only real when shared.
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Iowa City
Male - 23 Years Old
A bisexual nymphomaniac with large breasts and an uncontrollable lust for anal sex.

yup, yup and yup.... looks like you got it all covered here.
10:09 PM on 05/19/12 
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deFobbed14yrs
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10:54 PM on 05/19/12 
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incognitojones
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Like one of those porns with a girl with giant natural tits and a ridiculous body is a CEO of a company. Except she's really a CEO and as smart as one, only it doesn't take up all her time so we can do cute shit and she likes cats and is some sort of Latin/Asian combination and has a an adorable voice with a British accent and loves me for me.

EDIT: But shorter than the usual porn girl, and not as trashy. Like 5'4'' and knows karate. Plus she'd play violin.
10:57 PM on 05/19/12 
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juice182
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11:00 PM on 05/19/12 
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UntilItKillsYou
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Male - 27 Years Old
Here goes

Physically - I prefer slender to skinny girls but curves can and will be appreciated. Breast size and ass size aren't a big deal. I like perky in both cases. Long red hair. Soft, sensitive skin.

Personality - Fun and open. Willing to be adventurous but can appreciate a day in. Music taste isn't a big deal as long as they're willing to let me make them a mix of what I like and genuinely try to appreciate or enjoy it. Love of hip hop and only hip hop is a deal breaker. Willing to sex to our mutual desire's needs. Open minded. Politically left. Sane, relitavely. Willing to put up the the heaping ball of crazy that is Clayton.



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