She'll probably be engaged to Nate Reuss in a few years.

I bet Deryck feels a lot better...

Originally Posted by WhaleSnake

funny how much this homo looks like dax shepard. both are equal tools.

Man, I bet you're a joy to hang around. Calling people homos and shit...

my stomach literally turned.

Great thread...

Originally Posted by NorthstarPark

2002 called and congratulated them.

this.

Originally Posted by Alex DiVincenzo

Oh, Canada.

Blame Canada!

Best thing to happen to Canada since Bieber was born...

Even Barney Stinson couldn't pull of such a great Canada joke as this one.

I can't believe the amount of people who get butthurt when Nickelback or a another shit band is made fun of. There are enough real problems in the world, save your breath. Hopefully whatever mutant offspring these two produce choose a different path in life than making even more commercial rock/pop.

Just, why?

i remember when i had a crush on Avril

oh lord

Originally Posted by VeryWittyName

And it was foretold that, as the 2030s dawned, the Unholy Child of Canada would form a pact with the God of Audio Mischief, Universal Music, and use their newfound power to wage a bloody one-sided war on ears.

lol

Well, there goes her credibility I guess. Oh well, hope they're happy and that we never have to hear about this ever again. The end.