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10:25 PM on 09/10/12
Steeeve Perry
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You calling this girl a "cunt" (for no reason at all) and me thinking it was unnecessary doesn't make me too sensitive. It makes you an asshole
And if you have a sensitive asshole, do not use Veet:

This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect.
10:26 PM on 09/10/12
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90% of the music being reported on this site is not punk.

Yeah but that 90% is still intelligent music, I never said anything about punk only. I don't want rubbish reported
10:28 PM on 09/10/12
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I've already posted 1d news before so you're a bit late.

I've been in Africa for 2months. Legit
10:34 PM on 09/10/12
Who Is Ryan?
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I've been in Africa for 2months. Legit
10:52 PM on 09/10/12
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Haha!! Yes! I know jambo well. I picked up some swahli
Jambo, poa, pole unu jamba,
Means "hello, I'm cool thanks, sorry, who farted?"
11:02 PM on 09/10/12
kianacarly
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Rofl Kudos for bringing out so many butthurt users. I'm not fond of her either. I'm still hoping she's a one-hit wonder.

You sound pleasant. I'm actually pleased that more than one user called out that comment. It's one thing to dislike an artist, but to try to tear her down using sexist language just isn't cute. I don't get why people can't just say something like, "I dislike her and her music. This song sucks." It's not hard to not sound like a bitter tool. Are you twelve?
11:05 PM on 09/10/12
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Great way to render your opinion illegitimate while also showing your extreme misogyny!!!
11:11 PM on 09/10/12
dany182
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Isn't there too much pop all around us, to have it also here on AP.net? What gives?
11:17 PM on 09/10/12
letdownagain
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You sound pleasant. I'm actually pleased that more than one user called out that comment. It's one thing to dislike an artist, but to try to tear her down using sexist language just isn't cute. I don't get why people can't just say something like, "I dislike her and her music. This song sucks." It's not hard to not sound like a bitter tool. Are you twelve?
I have to applaud you and back this post. There's no reason to use sexist language. You don't like her? Fine. You don't like the song? Fine. But do us all a favor and be a halfway decent human being about it. You using "cunt" doesn't make you edgy or shocking. It makes you ignorant and you used that word specifically because she's a young, successful female. Anyone being offended by it isn't too sensitive. They are sensitive enough to know that we live in a horrible patriarchy where people get away too often with treating women like shit and it's not okay.
11:30 PM on 09/10/12
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Cunt isn't really too bad a word in Australia, UK and NZ. But I can't see where the OP is from with iPhone
12:11 AM on 09/11/12
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Yeah but that 90% is still intelligent music, I never said anything about punk only. I don't want rubbish reported
But "rubbish" is subjective. While I'm not much of a fan, Carly Rae is one of those rare pop artists that has jumped genre boundaries as a "guilty pleasure" type that a lot of rock fans have admitted to liking.

Also, this thread is on page 6 while the Abandoned Pools thread has like 3 posts, so that should tell you something.
12:19 AM on 09/11/12
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But "rubbish" is subjective. While I'm not much of a fan, Carly Rae is one of those rare pop artists that has jumped genre boundaries as a "guilty pleasure" type that a lot of rock fans have admitted to liking.

Also, this thread is on page 6 while the Abandoned Pools thread has like 3 posts, so that should tell you something.

Yes rubbish is subjective

But I can't agree with any of this
She needs more than a hit single and a featured guest to be "genre boundary jumping" or apparently all these rock fans you know love. I'll wait til they buying and liking her whole album when it's out. Anyone can dig a catchy single

And half the comments in this thread are negative or about a swear word
01:25 AM on 09/11/12
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She's just fantastic.
01:44 AM on 09/11/12
Who Is Ryan?
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Isn't there too much pop all around us, to have it also here on AP.net? What gives?




It's called



UTILIZE IT!
01:53 AM on 09/11/12
Broden Terry
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I admit, I love this woman.
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