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07:19 PM on 10/26/12 
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TSLROCKS
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I was going to say it would be cool if we could do three team trades, but I can't even put a regular damn trade together.

Don't ask for Stephen Curry for Lillard and maybe you could lol
08:02 PM on 10/26/12 
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Don't ask for Stephen Curry for Lillard and maybe you could lol

That was a joke (obviously), but Lillard is my only true PG right now (and he's not exactly a distributor) so Curry would be the only player I could take in a one-for-one trade with your team. I tried putting a real trade together with the evaluator but I couldn't come up with anything.
08:04 PM on 10/26/12 
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That was a joke (obviously), but Lillard is my only true PG right now (and he's not exactly a distributor) so Curry would be the only player I could take in a one-for-one trade with your team. I tried putting a real trade together with the evaluator but I couldn't come up with anything.

In that case a 1-1 would never work

It would be more realistic to offer Curry and Camby for Lillard and another decent player

Either way Curry not going anywhere. I was so freaking excited to see him sitting there
08:16 PM on 10/26/12 
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Either way Curry not going anywhere. I was so freaking excited to see him sitting there

As you should be, getting him in the 6th round is crazy. I was watching him fall to me, and then you grabbed him just a couple picks ahead of me. I had to take Unibrow instead. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I got him, but I had already drafted Dirk, Pau, and Horford at that point.

Likewise, I'm all in on Lillard. I think he'll compete with Unibrow for ROTY.
08:19 PM on 10/26/12 
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As you should be, getting him in the 6th round is crazy. I was watching him fall to me, and then you grabbed him just a couple picks ahead of me. I had to take Unibrow instead. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I got him, but I had already drafted Dirk, Pau, and Horford at that point.

Likewise, I'm all in on Lillard. I think he'll compete with Unibrow for ROTY.

That's kinda my dilemma on Rudy

I love him but I got a lot forwards. Need more guards
08:30 PM on 10/26/12 
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That's kinda my dilemma on Rudy

I love him but I got a lot forwards. Need more guards

I need a SF. Right now mine are Wes Matthews and Gordon Hayward, who are both really SGs, so we might be able to work something out there.
08:34 PM on 10/26/12 
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I need a SF. Right now mine are Wes Matthews and Gordon Hayward, who are both really SGs, so we might be able to work something out there.

Draw something up
09:37 PM on 10/26/12 
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I should probably keep this research to myself as a strategic advantage, but it's too fun not to share.

Here are our projected stats:



Field Goal Percentage
  1. 0.485 - Paid in Hamburgers
  2. 0.477 - Super Mario Bros.
  3. 0.465 - Human Beings
  4. 0.464 - yay nets
  5. 0.464 - Jrue Chainz
  6. 0.461 - SCORGASIMS
  7. 0.458 - TSLROCKS
  8. 0.456 - Moose
  9. 0.454 - Canon Fairy
  10. 0.452 - Adam Morrison

Free Throw Percentage
  1. 0.807 - Adam Morrison
  2. 0.797 - Human Beings
  3. 0.784 - TSLROCKS
  4. 0.775 - SCORGASIMS
  5. 0.774 - Paid in Hamburgers
  6. 0.774 - Jrue Chainz
  7. 0.773 - Moose
  8. 0.761 - yay nets
  9. 0.752 - Canon Fairy
  10. 0.690 - Super Mario Bros.

Three Pointers Made
  1. 1006 - TSLROCKS
  2. 861 - Super Mario Bros.
  3. 851 - Moose
  4. 775 - Human Beings
  5. 771 - Adam Morrison
  6. 752 - Paid in Hamburgers
  7. 700 - Jrue Chainz
  8. 652 - SCORGASIMS
  9. 649 - Canon Fairy
  10. 594 - yay nets

Points
  1. 16635 - Adam Morrison
  2. 15372 - Human Beings
  3. 15299 - yay nets
  4. 14968 - TSLROCKS
  5. 14740 - SCORGASIMS
  6. 14714 - Canon Fairy
  7. 14580 - Paid in Hamburgers
  8. 14223 - Moose
  9. 14059 - Jrue Chainz
  10. 13690 - Super Mario Bros.

Rebounds
  1. 6608 - Canon Fairy
  2. 6031 - Super Mario Bros.
  3. 5907 - yay nets
  4. 5905 - TSLROCKS
  5. 5835 - Jrue Chainz
  6. 5757 - Paid in Hamburgers
  7. 5731 - Human Beings
  8. 5724 - SCORGASIMS
  9. 5723 - Adam Morrison
  10. 5110 - Moose

Assists
  1. 4229 - Moose
  2. 3938 - Adam Morrison
  3. 3835 - Jrue Chainz
  4. 3644 - SCORGASIMS
  5. 3423 - Paid in Hamburgers
  6. 3385 - Human Beings
  7. 3023 - Super Mario Bros.
  8. 2890 - yay nets
  9. 2563 - TSLROCKS
  10. 2561 - Canon Fairy

Steals
  1. 1162 - Adam Morrison
  2. 1015 - Jrue Chainz
  3. 1014 - Super Mario Bros.
  4. 997 - Canon Fairy
  5. 992 - SCORGASIMS
  6. 969 - Moose
  7. 937 - Paid in Hamburgers
  8. 930 - TSLROCKS
  9. 901 - Human Beings
  10. 852 - yay nets

Blocks
  1. 902 - Canon Fairy
  2. 841 - Human Beings
  3. 722 - Paid in Hamburgers
  4. 713 - yay nets
  5. 684 - Super Mario Bros.
  6. 676 - TSLROCKS
  7. 655 - Moose
  8. 605 - Jrue Chainz
  9. 547 - SCORGASIMS
  10. 443 - Adam Morrison

Turnovers
  1. 1901 - TSLROCKS
  2. 1925 - Canon Fairy
  3. 1970 - Paid in Hamburgers
  4. 2055 - yay nets
  5. 2057 - Jrue Chainz
  6. 2097 - Human Beings
  7. 2111 - SCORGASIMS
  8. 2113 - Super Mario Bros.
  9. 2212 - Moose
  10. 2319 - Adam Morrison
11:38 PM on 10/26/12 
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So nobody is going to run that last team than ? What are we gonna do?
11:57 PM on 10/26/12 
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Damn, not lookin good for me. Rebounds and blocks thooooo
06:58 PM on 10/27/12 
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I'm always missing these, damn.
07:02 PM on 10/27/12 
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Trade me Bradley Beal, whoever has him.
07:42 PM on 10/27/12 
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I'm always missing these, damn.
We need someone to take over a team if you're interested...
07:42 PM on 10/27/12 
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I'm doing a pay league draft right now and someone took Samuel Dalembert with the 13th pick overall.

Lol.
07:47 PM on 10/27/12 
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TSLROCKS
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James hardens value just went through the roof



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