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02:28 PM on 01/07/13 
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Lord_Shmi
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http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/07/al-rok...ypass-surgery/

Funniest story.
02:37 PM on 01/07/13 
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lightcollapse
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heh
02:40 PM on 01/07/13 
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lightcollapse
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we need to get this TMZ user to post here:

"FEEBS
I think we need clarification here:
.
Was it really just "a little something extra",
or didja drop a fully-loaded Shidoobee in there?"
02:41 PM on 01/07/13 
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wall e
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poor guy
03:20 PM on 01/07/13 
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drudo182
You Are Not Alone
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Kind of funny until you watch him talk about it. Then you realize he's completely serious and talking about his surgery.
03:23 PM on 01/07/13 
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thesafeword
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the look of suspense at :12
04:28 PM on 01/07/13 
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Mirrorsandfevers
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My nightmare.
07:56 PM on 01/07/13 
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movingxpictures
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That's humiliating.
08:00 PM on 01/07/13 
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Theseventhson
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ploop!
11:26 PM on 01/07/13 
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lightcollapse
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plop!
05:05 AM on 01/08/13 
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wall e
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It's like you keep expecting a laugh track to kick in but then you just feel guilt instead

also, not a single pun in this thread yet.
05:37 AM on 01/08/13 
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suicidesaints
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TMZ is the lowest of the low. I can't lie, the headline is a little funny, but TMZ is the paparazzi equivalent of Fox News
12:21 PM on 01/08/13 
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IAmNietzche
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"What did that tell you?"

Hard-hitting reporting there.
02:01 PM on 01/08/13 
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herestoyoufla
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It's like you keep expecting a laugh track to kick in but then you just feel guilt instead

also, not a single pun in this thread yet.
What a shitty situation.
03:15 PM on 01/08/13 
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"What did that tell you?"

Hard-hitting reporting there.
Yes. Following the line: "You pooped your pants."



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