Jonny Craig Asks You For Money

**Jack Appleby** · 01:57 PM on 02/12/13 #2

1. I hate when people criticize the amount of money asked for in these campaigns (see: Classic Crime), but $20,000 for an EP is a little much.

2. This is going to be fascinating to watch.

provee · 01:57 PM on 02/12/13 #3

$700 pledge gets you a macbook

**Miketheunicycle** · 01:58 PM on 02/12/13 #4

ahaha oh god this thread is gonna get comical

jakeisthebest · 01:58 PM on 02/12/13 #5

No MacBooks? :/

**NateFoundGlory** · 01:58 PM on 02/12/13 #6

*Joker 'here we go' meme*

**Keagan Ilvonen** · 01:58 PM on 02/12/13 #7

Damn you Jack, you ruined my perfect headline: Because Selling Macbooks Isn't A Full Time Job.

**Keagan Ilvonen** · 01:59 PM on 02/12/13 #8

Originally Posted by Jack Appleby

1. I hate when people criticize the amount of money asked for in these campaigns (see: Classic Crime), but $20,000 for an EP is a little much.

2. This is going to be fascinating to watch.

10K is going to heroin. Shit ain't cheap.

**incognitojones** · 01:59 PM on 02/12/13 #9

"For forty dollars, you get a video of me and the big pile of cocaine I bought with your money."

**irthesteve** · 02:00 PM on 02/12/13 #10

I'm actually curious to see if people will fund this

**Jack Appleby** · 02:00 PM on 02/12/13 #11

Originally Posted by Keagan Ilvonen

Damn you Jack, you ruined my perfect headline: Because Selling Macbooks Isn't A Full Time Job.

There were so many options.

Headlines I considered:
"Jonny reads prepared statement from Macbook"
"Donate to the Save-A-Jonny fund"
"Rise finally gave up on Jonny"
"LOL"