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05:21 AM on 03/16/13 
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Make.It.Blur
My tailwind destroyed your wings
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Roanoke, VA
Male - 29 Years Old
Agreed. I definetly have penis evny. I want one for just one day. I wouldnt leave my bedroom, but I really want to know what an orgasm feels like, what blow jobs feel like etc. They seem so simple and straight forward, and lady bits are too complicated haha.

No! Penises are hard to maintain, hard to aim, Get up whenever they feel like...It's ridiculous!

Just kidding, this thing is awesome!
07:14 AM on 03/16/13 
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11:11
Soft sound
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Temple, PA
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I'd be okay if I never heard/read "lady bits" ever again
Fewer words bother me as much as those two together
12:03 AM on 03/17/13 
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IceAge/HeatWave
Jesus rides beside me
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wanna have sex? show a girl this video:

02:37 PM on 03/17/13 
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WireFare
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wanna have sex? show a girl this video:

Kristen Bell and I both want to thank you for a wild night in the sack.
08:39 PM on 03/17/13 
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Every Time I Ty
One tree per nerd!
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Ontario
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lol'd pretty hard at that. Sloths are the shit.
07:33 AM on 03/18/13 
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Passion Man
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Kenosha, Wisconsin
Male - 23 Years Old
Still no girl hopping aboard the Passion Man Sex Train.
10:20 AM on 03/18/13 
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dirty sanchez
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAADBOLTTTTT
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STAY TRUEEEE
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I don't get the appeal of sloths.
03:57 PM on 03/18/13 
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Every Time I Ty
One tree per nerd!
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Ontario
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I don't get the appeal of sloths.
I laughed at how absurd that sentence sounds.
07:31 AM on 03/19/13 
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Fourchordwonder
Guess our wishes don't do dishes
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Chicago, IL
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I don't get the appeal of sloths.

Definitely read that in the voice of Tobias Fünke.
12:17 AM on 03/20/13 
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Every Time I Ty
One tree per nerd!
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Ontario
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Definitely read that in the voice of Tobias Fünke.
lmao that makes it so much better
09:38 AM on 03/20/13 
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ClassAct
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Sex is great
10:51 AM on 03/20/13 
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suicidesaints
A Million F@$% Diamonds
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Dallas
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/thread
06:55 PM on 03/20/13 
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surette
kill the switch
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Boston, MA
Male - 23 Years Old
Waaay easier to go to one thread than search out sex stories/discussions in other threads.
do you read other threads in hopes of finding a sex story?
07:13 PM on 03/20/13 
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IceAge/HeatWave
Jesus rides beside me
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moar sloths.
11:52 PM on 03/20/13 
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kbomb001
Jesus Saves
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The World of Dreams
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ALL THE SLOTHS



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