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03:48 PM on 03/21/13 
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I am looking to get me some hot ass but I don't want the stress of a relationship. Well I can't even get a relationship but I'm really horny and masturbation doesn't lower the levels of horniness enough. My favorite type of girls would be emo looking girls but I guess if they are willing to sleep with me, they can have the face of Gollum for all I care. I don't think I could ask random girls at school without getting slapped and maybe hit in the no no zone, so I was thinking of posting an anonymous ad asking for casual sex. I would have little slips of paper with my number on it. Or is there a website for finding sex without a relationship? I tried OKCupid, all the girls want a relationship and make it clear in their profile they aren't just looking for a one night stand. Please, I'm so incredibly horny right now, it's not even funny. I NEED VAGINA ASAP

Thanks guys, I owe you one if you help me get laid. If I ever become famous, I will send you checks of billions of dollars.
04:24 PM on 03/21/13 
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startsacraze
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The girls on OKC are lying. They're liars. Keep trying, you'll nail it.
04:37 PM on 03/21/13 
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MedicineFrmRain
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Go to a bar, pick up a desperate slutty bar chick. You dont need to have anything in common with this girl or even like them as a person if its going to be a one night stand. Bar sluts are always the way to go haha.
05:06 PM on 03/21/13 
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StepsInADance
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http://vampirefreaks.com/
05:07 PM on 03/21/13 
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plentyoffish, or POF.com
05:15 PM on 03/21/13 
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startsacraze
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05:24 PM on 03/21/13 
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Ollie McKraut
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the eternal question
05:24 PM on 03/21/13 
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qwerty22
we're pieces on the board
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Craigslist

I am looking to get me some hot ass but I don't want the stress of a relationship. Well I can't even get a relationship but I'm really horny and masturbation doesn't lower the levels of horniness enough. My favorite type of girls would be emo looking girls but I guess if they are willing to sleep with me, they can have the face of Gollum for all I care.

or maybe a time machine to 2004...
05:35 PM on 03/21/13 
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startsacraze
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or maybe a time machine to 2004...
Hahahaha
05:57 PM on 03/21/13 
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steve187
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all time low shows. offer to buy them alcohol and drugs
06:23 PM on 03/21/13 
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StayFaithful
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Came in here to say craigslist.
06:42 PM on 03/21/13 
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Craigslist is useless, 90% of the ads are fake, 99% of the real ads are for middle aged women, and 100% of all ads for women receive hundreds of replies from desperate dudes daily. Might as well try to pick up a Mary statue.
06:44 PM on 03/21/13 
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Craigslist is useless, 90% of the ads are fake, 99% of the real ads are for middle aged women, and 100% of all ads for women receive hundreds of replies from desperate dudes daily. Might as well try to pick up a Mary statue.

Yeah but Craigslist is set up for exactly what this guy described. Maybe he can get one of those 9% that is a gross older lady who is real.
07:04 PM on 03/21/13 
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adult friend finder
07:28 PM on 03/21/13 
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Start a band called Blood On The Dance Floor.
 



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