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And When You Thought Limp Bizkit Was Rock Bottom

Posted by: Keagan Ilvonen (05/22/13)
Paris Hilton has signed to Cash Money Records.

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12:42 PM on 05/22/13
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Sounds about right.
12:44 PM on 05/22/13
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12:47 PM on 05/22/13
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12:48 PM on 05/22/13
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Hahahah, beat me too it. I hope her rap career is as good as her DJ career

also, the only good thing that Paris has ever done was the Simple Life.
12:49 PM on 05/22/13
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It's for the kids
12:55 PM on 05/22/13
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I wonder who she had to blow to get that record contract.

Oh wait, no I don't. It was everyone at Cash Money Records.
12:55 PM on 05/22/13
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music will be forever changed!
12:56 PM on 05/22/13
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I wonder if any music listener really wholeheartedly supports this.
12:56 PM on 05/22/13
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01:03 PM on 05/22/13
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ok.
01:08 PM on 05/22/13
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Soooo...she's working on new material then?
01:09 PM on 05/22/13
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Sits in the studio and approves house beats made by someone else to put on her album. Takes pictures and chooses a name for the songs and the album.
01:11 PM on 05/22/13
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This has me so excited right now <3. All you haterz need to learn what real music is, not that TWY shit.
01:11 PM on 05/22/13
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She's probably richer than everyone on the label. Why sign with them? She could put the album out herself.
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