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02:26 PM on 06/25/13 
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ari telescope
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I keep remembering random things throughout my day

Like Craig's monkey flashlight keychain, Terrence Peterson
03:33 PM on 06/25/13 
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That's funny. I don't remember quoting you when I said that.

I didn't mean to infer that your were referring to my hate for the movie (which I don't have). It just seems like I'm one of the few people to have any criticism at all about the movie.
03:38 PM on 06/25/13 
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I didn't mean to infer that your were referring to my hate for the movie (which I don't have). It just seems like I'm one of the few people to have any criticism at all about the movie.
I had my gripes, but none were about the jokes. It was basically just as funny as I was expecting/wanted it to be. My only real complaint is that having them stuck in the house the whole movie was not the most interesting idea.
06:22 PM on 06/25/13 
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I keep remembering random things throughout my day

Like Craig's monkey flashlight keychain, Terrence Peterson

Ahaha that part killed me, I feel like barely anybody in the theatre even noticed Craig say its name
06:27 PM on 06/25/13 
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I keep remembering random things throughout my day

Like Craig's monkey flashlight keychain, Terrence Peterson

Hahahah almost forgot about that
09:25 AM on 06/26/13 
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You couldn't handle my midriff
07:45 PM on 06/26/13 
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Franco: I'm gonna shoot your fucking dick off.
Danny: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.
08:55 PM on 06/26/13 
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Franco: I'm gonna shoot your fucking dick off.
Danny: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.

this one killed me. that whole scene was great, but I feel like I was the only one that laughed at this line in the theater
09:19 PM on 06/26/13 
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Franco: I'm gonna shoot your fucking dick off.
Danny: You don't have enough bullets, bitch.
this one killed me. that whole scene was great, but I feel like I was the only one that laughed at this line in the theater
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT... NERD.
09:23 PM on 06/26/13 
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT... NERD.

That cracked me up too. I love how he used such an immature insult in such a serious way.
09:25 PM on 06/26/13 
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT... NERD.

10:40 PM on 06/26/13 
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Just thought of something else hilarious that I haven't seen mentioned.

In the scene where the bald guy breaks through the door and tries to get them to let him in, Franco says "We don't know you, you could be a looter or murderer or titty-fucker," and then Seth grabs his moobs and has the most terrified look on his face. I fucking choked on my popcorn, his expression was perfect.
10:46 PM on 06/26/13 
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Just thought of something else hilarious that I haven't seen mentioned.

In the scene where the bald guy breaks through the door and tries to get them to let him in, Franco says "We don't know you, you could be a looter or murderer or titty-fucker," and then Seth grabs his moobs and has the most terrified look on his face. I fucking choked on my popcorn, his expression was perfect.

There's so many jokes like that that I've forgotten. I can't wait to watch this again when it comes out on dvd.
10:57 PM on 06/26/13 
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11:55 PM on 06/26/13 
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One more thing. Did you guys notice that Franco didn't actually buy the Milky Way? Seth bought it when he and Jay went to the convenience store at the beginning of the movie. Franco only said he bought it for himself as a way of getting it.

I didn't even notice this until someone pointed it out a few days ago, and it makes the joke even funnier.



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