Peel slowly and see
St. Paul, MN
Male - 28 Years Old
She asked me if she came to my room in a robe and de-robed herself, revealing her naked body, what would I do then. Would you have sex with a fat girl? This girl's pretty fat.
She has this really hot friend, however. I said I'd have sex with her if she convinced her hot friend to have sex with me first. This is a reasonable proposition, no?
She asked me if I would rather she goes home and forgets about me and never bothers me again, and I said that would be fine. Eventually, by the end of her drunken rant to get in my pants, she was screaming at me and saying she never wanted to talk to me again.
Today she texted me and said she was, "soo sorry about last night." I replied that I wasn't sorry and that I still only wanted to have sex with her hot friend, not her. She replied something like, "your so silly. hehe! your just trying to make me mad ;)!"
Wtf is that shit?