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04:18 AM on 12/08/08 
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bung
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Male - 27 Years Old
She asked me if she came to my room in a robe and de-robed herself, revealing her naked body, what would I do then. Would you have sex with a fat girl? This girl's pretty fat.

She has this really hot friend, however. I said I'd have sex with her if she convinced her hot friend to have sex with me first. This is a reasonable proposition, no?

She asked me if I would rather she goes home and forgets about me and never bothers me again, and I said that would be fine. Eventually, by the end of her drunken rant to get in my pants, she was screaming at me and saying she never wanted to talk to me again.

Today she texted me and said she was, "soo sorry about last night." I replied that I wasn't sorry and that I still only wanted to have sex with her hot friend, not her. She replied something like, "your so silly. hehe! your just trying to make me mad ;)!"

Wtf is that shit?
04:32 AM on 12/08/08 
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RamInGoreville
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Simple solution.

Let her give you a BJ, that's the only thing fat girls are good for.
05:47 AM on 12/08/08 
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lolwut
05:54 AM on 12/08/08 
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immorehxcthanu
who the fuck is mat devine?
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Newton, NJ
Female - 27 Years Old
Wow, you're an asshole.
05:58 AM on 12/08/08 
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disco.tetris
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Chennai, India
Female - 22 Years Old
I'm glad I don't know guys like you.
06:23 AM on 12/08/08 
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FOALS!! U legend! R u english by any chance?
06:31 AM on 12/08/08 
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hahahaha
06:44 AM on 12/08/08 
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kaycey
shut up girlfriends from the past.
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Male - 24 Years Old
every fat girl has a hot friend, its a scientific fact.
06:44 AM on 12/08/08 
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I'm glad I don't know guys like you.
most of the guys you know are like this.
06:50 AM on 12/08/08 
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JJJ
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Simple solution.

Let her give you a BJ, that's the only thing fat girls are good for.

^ he knows what's up.
07:00 AM on 12/08/08 
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4N6 science
You look nice today.
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Dover, DE
Male - 27 Years Old
Sometimes its fun to go hoggin.
07:21 AM on 12/08/08 
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MarsEatWorld
This is it.
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wow.
07:27 AM on 12/08/08 
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jco3
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hahaha wow, this is terrible but oh so sweet. I'm sure it was a real confidence booster when she recieved your text in the morning. what a way to start off the day, Hung-over and depressed.
07:39 AM on 12/08/08 
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schenksta
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Salem, CT
Male - 26 Years Old
how fat is she exactly? is she like the "i'd be hot if i lost like 10 or 20 pounds" fat, or like "in desperate need of triple bypass" fat?
07:44 AM on 12/08/08 
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sjb2k1
5-5, i hate everything
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the bull city
Female - 31 Years Old
you know, fat chicks need lovin too.


they just gotta pay for it



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