[zion the lion]

Originally Posted by DanTGD

Nah I never saw that, I'd search for it but I wouldn't know what to search other than "gay monkey porn" and that could raise all sorts of questions if someone looks through here.

If it's both your first time it's not so much of an orgasm it's more of feeling close to someone, and then you work at it together. If you're with someone who has before (and he's not a dickhead he'll do what I did) and go slow and gentle, instead of being a retard and just instantly going full force into it only thinking of himself...... but then again 90% of the population think that.

well you never know really, pre-civilisation was too long to tell, but ancient Greece were fans of beastiality and sodomy.

I'm on the opposite end of that problem that sometimes girls do need to "adjust", but it's all about the one your with really, you shouldn't be with someone just for sex, that's just a delightful bonus if you do it right.

We had a programme here about a girl who was never told about sex and home schooled, and then she snuck out one night to meet up with someone on the internet and had sex with him, then when she had a baby she had no idea what was happening and took her life halfway through labour cause she couldn't stand the pain and not knowing what was happening, which is pretty awful.

I saw another one where the monkeys were swinging around in their little monkey room and each male would take a turn swinging around while the others would blow him...Not like I look at monkey porn.

My ex boyfriend (who's the only one I would ever consider doing it with) isnt a virgin, and I know he wont go full force or anything...it's just huge. And I know too many girls who were expecting to see the face of god or something when they had sex for the first time, and were really disappointed. I've been smart enough to realize that its not going to be romantic or amazing, but awkward and painful. One of my friends told me she knew nothing about queefing until her first time when...I laughed for days about it.

How did she kill herself? People really should be way more open about both sex and having children. I know from personal experience there's a lot about labor and pregnancy that isnt talked about, until it actually happens. So then 44 hours after this mucous plug plops out, you're trying to push a baby out and then you realize that a doctor is cutting your taint, and that you never see that part when you watch someone a character give birth in a sitcom. It's something that everyone needs to know.

[DanTGD]

Originally Posted by zion the lion

I saw another one where the monkeys were swinging around in their little monkey room and each male would take a turn swinging around while the others would blow him...Not like I look at monkey porn.

My ex boyfriend (who's the only one I would ever consider doing it with) isnt a virgin, and I know he wont go full force or anything...it's just huge. And I know too many girls who were expecting to see the face of god or something when they had sex for the first time, and were really disappointed. I've been smart enough to realize that its not going to be romantic or amazing, but awkward and painful. One of my friends told me she knew nothing about queefing until her first time when...I laughed for days about it.

How did she kill herself? People really should be way more open about both sex and having children. I know from personal experience there's a lot about labor and pregnancy that isnt talked about, until it actually happens. So then 44 hours after this mucous plug plops out, you're trying to push a baby out and then you realize that a doctor is cutting your taint, and that you never see that part when you watch someone a character give birth in a sitcom. It's something that everyone needs to know.

Haha, fair enough, I saw one where a monkey had sex with like the highest ranked female monkey in the group, and then the other monkey's beat him to death with rocks.

Once you get over the pain you'll realise bigger is better until it gets to freakish sizes haha. (also kind of depends on how tall you are)

Hahahaha one of my ex girlfriends done that, I couldn't continue I was too busy laughing, got me in abit of trouble but it was just to damn funny to ignore.

It can be romantic, if you know the pains worth it to be close to the person you're with.

Yeah there's alot of stuff that's not shown on TV, but I think Friends would have been different if there was a whole episode with Rachel depressed that she'd been stretched out.

[papa_smurf]

I wish I was bored enough to read all this.

[zion the lion]

Originally Posted by DanTGD

Haha, fair enough, I saw one where a monkey had sex with like the highest ranked female monkey in the group, and then the other monkey's beat him to death with rocks.

Once you get over the pain you'll realise bigger is better until it gets to freakish sizes haha. (also kind of depends on how tall you are)

Hahahaha one of my ex girlfriends done that, I couldn't continue I was too busy laughing, got me in abit of trouble but it was just to damn funny to ignore.

It can be romantic, if you know the pains worth it to be close to the person you're with.

Yeah there's alot of stuff that's not shown on TV, but I think Friends would have been different if there was a whole episode with Rachel depressed that she'd been stretched out.

Ohh monkey murder. I've never seen that. I'm totally fine with watching people get killed, or seeing dead people, but I get so sad when I see dead animals.

What's a freakish size though? And how does being tall change it?

I heard that happens with big penises. If it ever happens to me I dont know if I'm going to start crying or laughing. I'll probably start laughing, and then the moment will be killed.

Being stretched out is probably the least of the problems. But once someone goes through all of that crazy pregnancy shit, they dont tell other people who are about to have babies. Its kind of mean, but hilarious at the same time.

[DanTGD]

Originally Posted by zion the lion

Ohh monkey murder. I've never seen that. I'm totally fine with watching people get killed, or seeing dead people, but I get so sad when I see dead animals.

What's a freakish size though? And how does being tall change it?

I heard that happens with big penises. If it ever happens to me I dont know if I'm going to start crying or laughing. I'll probably start laughing, and then the moment will be killed.

Being stretched out is probably the least of the problems. But once someone goes through all of that crazy pregnancy shit, they dont tell other people who are about to have babies. Its kind of mean, but hilarious at the same time.

I don't like seeing anything killed thats real tbh. In films it's just slightly funny sometimes.

Well, if you're like 5 foot, a larger penis could seem even bigger cause of your proportion lol. (from experience I know this.) so it might be abit more adjusting but overall worth it. that's what i was told anyway.

well, it's happened with me, but I wouldn't really be comfortable asking my friends if its happened to them and the size of their penis lol. thats an awkward moment.

it is kinda funny, it's the same as when you do something stupid that hurts and then trick people into doing it as well.

[zion the lion]

Originally Posted by DanTGD

I don't like seeing anything killed thats real tbh. In films it's just slightly funny sometimes.

Well, if you're like 5 foot, a larger penis could seem even bigger cause of your proportion lol. (from experience I know this.) so it might be abit more adjusting but overall worth it. that's what i was told anyway.

well, it's happened with me, but I wouldn't really be comfortable asking my friends if its happened to them and the size of their penis lol. thats an awkward moment.

it is kinda funny, it's the same as when you do something stupid that hurts and then trick people into doing it as well.

I used to cry hysterically when anyone died in a movie, even if it was just an extra, until I was about 8. My mom took me to go see Kill Bill when it came out in theaters and we had to leave because I couldnt handle it, and then all of the sudden it kind of changed and I couldnt give two shits, even if I saw it in real life.

I'm 5'2"...I think I'm screwed. I actually thought the most awkward thing would be the fact that he's 14 inches taller than me, until I remembered the other stuff.

It must be easier for girls to talk about that shit than it is for guys to.

I love it! But then it seems like people who have already had children forget exactly how much pregnancy sucks when they get pregnant again. As if they dont realize there's a tumor growing inside them for almost a year.

[DanTGD]

Originally Posted by zion the lion

I used to cry hysterically when anyone died in a movie, even if it was just an extra, until I was about 8. My mom took me to go see Kill Bill when it came out in theaters and we had to leave because I couldnt handle it, and then all of the sudden it kind of changed and I couldnt give two shits, even if I saw it in real life.

I'm 5'2"...I think I'm screwed. I actually thought the most awkward thing would be the fact that he's 14 inches taller than me, until I remembered the other stuff.

It must be easier for girls to talk about that shit than it is for guys to.

I love it! But then it seems like people who have already had children forget exactly how much pregnancy sucks when they get pregnant again. As if they dont realize there's a tumor growing inside them for almost a year.

I can't handle real life death, but that's cause of family members and close friends passing away. But I try not to let that bring me down in every aspect of life cause I don't want it to control my life.

I'm 5'6 and erm... "out of proportion" in a good way. It's abit of surprise for most girls, but i was with someone who's 4'10" and they adjusted pretty quickly, its just the initial shock haha. after that you'll probably appreciate you're smaller so you can experience things better ;) hahahaha.

Girls seem to be alot more open, I've had full on conversations with on my best friends in person about (and examined) her nipples cause she thought they were odd. But I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to check out my best guy friends testicles haha.

Well I think after the pregnancy it's worth that they have a child, the pain's probably worth it. But then I guess it's your view on children to, and as you called them "tumours" i don't think yours is very high

[zion the lion]

Originally Posted by DanTGD

I can't handle real life death, but that's cause of family members and close friends passing away. But I try not to let that bring me down in every aspect of life cause I don't want it to control my life.

I'm 5'6 and erm... "out of proportion" in a good way. It's abit of surprise for most girls, but i was with someone who's 4'10" and they adjusted pretty quickly, its just the initial shock haha. after that you'll probably appreciate you're smaller so you can experience things better ;) hahahaha.

Girls seem to be alot more open, I've had full on conversations with on my best friends in person about (and examined) her nipples cause she thought they were odd. But I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to check out my best guy friends testicles haha.

Well I think after the pregnancy it's worth that they have a child, the pain's probably worth it. But then I guess it's your view on children to, and as you called them "tumours" i don't think yours is very high

A lot of the people in my family died in 95, so I was still a baby pretty much, then a whole bunch died in 07/08...they die in waves.

Yeah until I do the nasty, I'm going to hate being short. I was supposed to be 6 foot or 5'10 and I'm not. I went to the book store and I was trying to reach a book, and I'm like standing on my tip toes and stretching and everyone was just watching me. I let the old lady with osteoporosis have a free pass but everyone else was just an asshole for not helping me.

I dont get why guys arent as open with each other...like I assumed that they would stand next to each other in the bathroom (like girls do) or all share one dressing room while shopping. Its so weird. We model our underwear for each other and take showers with each other half of the time and its not a big deal at all.

Haha no, I like kids, I watch my friend's kids all the time so that they can go to work and school and whatever. I just made an observation once that they're like parasitic tumors growing inside you for 10 months...by the end of it, a lot of the people I know who have been pregnant are miserable and angry at the world.

[SilenceBrokenTT]

Is this thread even on the OT anymore? lol...

Haven't talked to her since. Don't think I will...

[DanTGD]

Originally Posted by zion the lion

A lot of the people in my family died in 95, so I was still a baby pretty much, then a whole bunch died in 07/08...they die in waves.

Yeah until I do the nasty, I'm going to hate being short. I was supposed to be 6 foot or 5'10 and I'm not. I went to the book store and I was trying to reach a book, and I'm like standing on my tip toes and stretching and everyone was just watching me. I let the old lady with osteoporosis have a free pass but everyone else was just an asshole for not helping me.

I dont get why guys arent as open with each other...like I assumed that they would stand next to each other in the bathroom (like girls do) or all share one dressing room while shopping. Its so weird. We model our underwear for each other and take showers with each other half of the time and its not a big deal at all.

i'm sorry to hear that, outside of the family thats inside my house I haven't talked to all of them but one in about six years, so I don't know whats happening really.

The fear of doing it before hand is quite big, there's a fear for guys as well, well some guys, mine was afraid of not being good enough for the girl, i'm that kind of person, but it was all good. You just gotta wait til the special someone... or who you think is the special someone at the time... to come along.

Ahhh I know the feeling, I've only recently but on the 6 inches, but I'm still I.D'd for 15 and 18 films / dvds / anything, cause I look like a 13 year old, it's really bad. Eventually I'll get to about 26 / 27 and love that I look young, but until then I'll hate it haha.

Also... "I let the old lady with osteoporosis have a free pass" made me lmao.

you need to have a real bromance with someone to go past the usual short sentences of things. My two closest guy friends we'll talk about alot of things and things that probably shouldn't be talked about, but we don't "compare" there's discussions about it, but nothing really specific, I think it's like the fear of knowing your friend is bigger than you haha. My friend Chris seemed to be genuinly amazed / annoyed he couldn't beat a story that I told him the other day.

[zion the lion]

Originally Posted by DanTGD

i'm sorry to hear that, outside of the family thats inside my house I haven't talked to all of them but one in about six years, so I don't know whats happening really.

The fear of doing it before hand is quite big, there's a fear for guys as well, well some guys, mine was afraid of not being good enough for the girl, i'm that kind of person, but it was all good. You just gotta wait til the special someone... or who you think is the special someone at the time... to come along.

Ahhh I know the feeling, I've only recently but on the 6 inches, but I'm still I.D'd for 15 and 18 films / dvds / anything, cause I look like a 13 year old, it's really bad. Eventually I'll get to about 26 / 27 and love that I look young, but until then I'll hate it haha.

Also... "I let the old lady with osteoporosis have a free pass" made me lmao.

you need to have a real bromance with someone to go past the usual short sentences of things. My two closest guy friends we'll talk about alot of things and things that probably shouldn't be talked about, but we don't "compare" there's discussions about it, but nothing really specific, I think it's like the fear of knowing your friend is bigger than you haha. My friend Chris seemed to be genuinly amazed / annoyed he couldn't beat a story that I told him the other day.

They were all sick and miserable and crazy anyway, so its like they're in a way better place now. My mom was really upset to find out a couple of my aunts died though, we lost touch with them and nobody told my mom when they died. My friend/whatever is really afraid of hurting me, because of his size. So I dont tell hem how worried I am about the pain.

People say I look like I'm 13...I dont get I.D'd but its because I just do a lot of that stuff with my mom.

Yeah, comparing doesnt work with girls because the parts to compare are pretty visible. I dont get the whole penis size thing though, unless its like 3 inches, theres nothing to worry about.

[DanTGD]

Originally Posted by zion the lion

They were all sick and miserable and crazy anyway, so its like they're in a way better place now. My mom was really upset to find out a couple of my aunts died though, we lost touch with them and nobody told my mom when they died. My friend/whatever is really afraid of hurting me, because of his size. So I dont tell hem how worried I am about the pain.

People say I look like I'm 13...I dont get I.D'd but its because I just do a lot of that stuff with my mom.

Yeah, comparing doesnt work with girls because the parts to compare are pretty visible. I dont get the whole penis size thing though, unless its like 3 inches, theres nothing to worry about.

my outside family made alot of my life difficult so thats why we don't talk, but i'll probably still feel something if I know they've gone.

If you talk to him about it, that could lead to your decision of wether he is right for you or not, if he just laughs, then kick him in the nads, if he talks you through it and its genuinely nice it might help.

Lol well my size was talked about quite abit by a drunk girlfriend at a party... that may have something to do with it. Girls seem to find it more funnier comparing, guys as always, make things a competition.

[zion the lion]

Originally Posted by DanTGD

my outside family made alot of my life difficult so thats why we don't talk, but i'll probably still feel something if I know they've gone.

If you talk to him about it, that could lead to your decision of wether he is right for you or not, if he just laughs, then kick him in the nads, if he talks you through it and its genuinely nice it might help.

Lol well my size was talked about quite abit by a drunk girlfriend at a party... that may have something to do with it. Girls seem to find it more funnier comparing, guys as always, make things a competition.

No he's like really self conscious about it, he hates how big his is. I'm so much smaller than he is anyway, he's always so careful with me, he acts like he might break me in half or something.

Some of my friends would get mean about comparing things, like back when I was only a D and they were all B and A cups they would always go "oh well at least our boobs dont block us from seeing our feet" and then when mine got bigger and they stayed the same size, they would always go "oh well at least our boyfriends can fit our boob in just a handful" or my favorite "well yours are gonna sag soon anyway"