From what I've heard, this shit's as bad as Brokencyde. Will be avoiding this record like the plague.

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Your little sister will get pregnant to Animal, then listen to it again on her way to the clinic, and then once more when she gets her stomach pumped after a night of champagne binge drinking.

I laughed for a while after I read this... haha.

Best. Review. Ever.

Haha, nice review. I love "Tik Tok" but probably will never listen to this album... my favorite part is the interview linked on her Wikipedia page where she mentions her older brother exposing her to Dinosaur Jr. and Fugazi.

As much hate as there is, I've had this album DLed for a few days now, and I really like it, with the exception of one or two tracks. Dinosaur being one of the fail ones. There are some ballads on the album, too. In no way does this come close to being Millionaires - the girl actually has talent!

If you're going to write a review, it would be nice to actually ... I don't know, 'review' the album?

Originally Posted by foreverSWEET

As much hate as there is, I've had this album DLed for a few days now, and I really like it, with the exception of one or two tracks. Dinosaur being one of the fail ones. There are some ballads on the album, too. In no way does this come close to being Millionaires - the girl actually has talent!

If you're going to write a review, it would be nice to actually ... I don't know, 'review' the album?

agreed. actually a catchy album. enjoyed it

I actually am liking this... Nice.

Blake I love your reviews, you never fail to make me laugh.

As for the music, there is a lot less love involved.

Originally Posted by the1

That first paragraph was the best thing I've read on this site.
I downloaded this the other day....dare I unzip it?

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol @ people who trash Millionaires but like this

hilarious review

Is this review a joke?

3 comments on this:

- "A weird producer named Dr. Luke"? Really? Dr. Luke's credits read like a who's who of pop music these days having worked with artists ranging from Weezer to Kelly Clarkson to Santana to Avril Lavigne. He has written some of the biggest pop hits of recent memory (most recently would be Party in The USA by miley). I think that you should at least have done a bit of research on him before just dismissing him solely as "a weird producer named Dr. Luke."

- Was the "Boom, absolved" a reference to HIMYM?

- While I found this review to be incredibly amusing, I would've liked to see some actual reviewing of the album. I'm never one to pass up an opportunity to lambast the noise pollution that keeps coming out, but I would at least like to see some descriptive and insightful reviewing mixed in there.

This review is amazing.

I had to remix Tik Tok at work, sort of got hooked on it. There are a few other potential hits on the album (Your Love Is A Drug, Kiss N Tell). Basically, I get the impression she's this year's Katy Perry. Next year, there will be another chick like this and so on.

She does love talking about penis though -- she was also on Flo Rida's "Right Round."