proof that a mac isn't the answer to everything. and don't even think about saying "get office for the mac". it fucking sucks and you know it. i have a macbook pro and this is the one thing that drives me absolutely batshit - i can't bring a ppt deck home and have it render properly in office 2008 for mac. it's absurd.
or that if microsoft tells you they will give you free things you will take it.