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08:11 AM on 05/28/10 
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first thing i thought of too
08:14 AM on 05/28/10 
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This would be a great ad for Five Guys, sort of.
09:57 AM on 05/28/10 
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That's a nice story. I bet that cheeseburger was worth every penny.
10:10 AM on 05/28/10 
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mir·a·cle
   /ˈmɪrəkəl/ Show Spelled[mir-uh-kuhl] Show IPA
–noun
1. an effect or extraordinary event in the physical world that surpasses all known human or natural powers and is ascribed to a supernatural cause.

mir·a·cle (mĭr'ə-kəl)

n.
1. An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature and so is held to be supernatural in origin or an act of God.

Damn, this was a miracle after all! God is great!

Yeah, you're right. It's a miracle that he was hungry, saw a delicious hamburger restaurant, and decided to patronize it.
10:25 AM on 05/28/10 
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mir·a·cle
   /ˈmɪrəkəl/ Show Spelled[mir-uh-kuhl] Show IPA
–noun
1. an effect or extraordinary event in the physical world that surpasses all known human or natural powers and is ascribed to a supernatural cause.

mir·a·cle (mĭr'ə-kəl)
n.
1. An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature and so is held to be supernatural in origin or an act of God.

Damn, this was a miracle after all! God is great!

MAGNETS? HOW DO THOSE WORK?
10:28 AM on 05/28/10 
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you're lucky your fat ass couldn't...weight! get it... just joking. That's amazing man, i'm happy for you. That would have been a nightmare!
10:30 AM on 05/28/10 
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anyone else notice that all the guys in the article look like they just got finished eating FiveGuys before leaving to go to the gym?
11:35 AM on 05/28/10 
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this thread makes me want some 5 guys. i'm goin' to eat some now.
11:38 AM on 05/28/10 
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wow. crazy.
i'm glad you're okay though

you should definitely sell your story to 5 Guys.
they could make a killer ad campaign out of it :)
12:41 PM on 05/28/10 
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The whole idea that going to eat a cheeseburger saved your life is a bit of an exaggeration, no? The article says only one person was wounded (and now in stable condition, mind you) out of everyone there. And the suspect got killed.
don't be silly.
01:50 PM on 05/28/10 
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Richard Maxim
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I heard about that place for the first time like last week and thought it was only a Florida/Miami thing.
01:55 PM on 05/28/10 
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This would be a great ad for Five Guys, sort of.

Dammit, that's what I came here to say.

But yes, this.
02:23 PM on 05/28/10 
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I couldn't help but laughing at the pictures on that article. Great facial expressions.



After seeing this, I couldn't help but have a peek and proceeded with the lolz myself. but then I realized they probably really traumatized, so really we are not very nice people. haha.
02:43 PM on 05/28/10 
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After seeing this, I couldn't help but have a peek and proceeded with the lolz myself. but then I realized they probably really traumatized, so really we are not very nice people. haha.

Hah yeah, I came to the same conclusion.
02:52 PM on 05/28/10 
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mir·a·cle
   /ˈmɪrəkəl/ Show Spelled[mir-uh-kuhl] Show IPA
–noun
1. an effect or extraordinary event in the physical world that surpasses all known human or natural powers and is ascribed to a supernatural cause.

mir·a·cle (mĭr'ə-kəl)
n.
1. An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature and so is held to be supernatural in origin or an act of God.

Damn, this was a miracle after all! God is great!
Fuck, you make me laugh sometimes. People from Minnesota rule. Haha.

With that said, Five Guys is awesome.



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