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12:25 PM on 10/25/10 
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DevinDomino
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12:38 PM on 10/25/10 
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Gaston
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Fuck PL. Fuck this forum. Seriously.

i agree
12:39 PM on 10/25/10 
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Gaston
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also, fuck this thread. you kids disgust me. this offends my sensibilities. i thought we had standards around here.
12:59 PM on 10/25/10 
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allthewaysaid
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I've heard a lot of people say this. Is it from a movie or something?

Girls are made sugar, spice and everything nice....Girls don't poop.
01:08 PM on 10/25/10 
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allthewaysaid
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also, fuck this thread. you kids disgust me. this offends my sensibilities. i thought we had standards around here.

Nah, when I signed up for this site and decided PL would be the forum where I'd be spending my valuable time on I never agreed to having any kind of standards.

That's just how we roll around here.
01:12 PM on 10/25/10 
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JoshCool7717
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At what point did anything I say seem to you as even vaguely suggesting I like All Time Low?

Also, me being a bit weirded out by pictures of feces qualifies as being a 'pussy?' Christ, I don't want to know the shit (pun intended) you're into.

My point stands. PL is worthless.

Because you came here insisting that an All Time Low thread is not shittier than a thread about shit. Which is bullshit.

Seriously, you must be one of those kids that overhears someone fart and demand they excuse themselves. People like you bitch and cry at the drop of a hat. You see a turd properly placed on some passed out girl's head and you can't help but unveil how disgusted you are. You don't even see the humor and the hilarity. Fuck you mister. Open your mind to that which comes from your behind.
01:33 PM on 10/25/10 
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Because you came here insisting that an All Time Low thread is not shittier than a thread about shit. Which is bullshit.

Hahahahah sig'd
02:46 PM on 10/25/10 
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The_Blackout94
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I know this chick that tied her BF up and they did extreme anal. Afterwords, she shit on his wall. Apparently, it almost exploded out of her. Fucking disgusting. And the mark is still stained on his wall. Erghh.
10:07 AM on 10/27/10 
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hurryupbrett
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Sorry. No pics.
12:45 PM on 10/27/10 
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The shit/boner story was so fucking hilarious, I'm sittin here in Tearing up and trying to not laugh hysterically
01:18 PM on 10/27/10 
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As I was washing my hands in the bathroom before class last week, a girl came in with head phones on and was singing along to some rap song. It was 8am, so her singing was a bit much. Except when she started having explosive diarhea, whilst singing in between atrociously loud excretion. I stood there frozen at the mirror, not knowing to cough to announce my presence or to quietly run the hell out of there and let her explode in peace.

That was my morning.

HAHA



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