[micahistheballs]

Originally Posted by JesusV2

Whats stopping you from kicking him out once you have spent the million?

Karma

[SgtSmegma]

Originally Posted by JesusV2

Whats stopping you from kicking him out once you have spent the million?

Its explicitly against the rules. The Million Dollar Man will hunt you down and fucking kill you.

Originally Posted by pickett47

Am I guaranteed that he won't blow his load on me?

He blows his load on you the day you die.

[TgE ARTdamage]

are we allowed to kill him?

[JesusV2]

I would take a week long shower until the man pulverized his dick into commission

[takeweakme]

Originally Posted by SgtSmegma

My freezer isn't big enough for that.

i have seen movies, that doesn't matter. you probably cut them up and then when you are ready for them you sew them back up into dolls. probably even call up the spine fucker and give him the bones.

[pickett47]

Originally Posted by SgtSmegma

He blows his load on you the day you die.

That's just cruel.

[SgtSmegma]

Originally Posted by TgE ARTdamage

are we allowed to kill him?

No. A basic tenant of the Million Dollar Game is that you can't use the million dollars to undo any of the consequences of the task you did to get the million dollars.

[burnsobright]

I would maybe possibly do it. He could be attractive, we could be soul m8z.

[pickett47]

Originally Posted by SgtSmegma

Its explicitly against the rules. The Million Dollar Man will hunt you down and fucking kill you.

If it were $2 million, you could kill the guy, buy the Million Dollar Man's services (to keep him from killing you), and still have some spending money.

[micahistheballs]

Originally Posted by JesusV2

I would take a week long shower until the man pulverized his dick into commission

He has a magic dick.

[SgtSmegma]

Originally Posted by JesusV2

I would take a week long shower until the man pulverized his dick into commission

This made me laugh out loud. His penis would be regenerated the next day though.

Originally Posted by takeweakme

i have seen movies, that doesn't matter. you probably cut them up and then when you are ready for them you sew them back up into dolls. probably even call up the spine fucker and give him the bones.

Hahaha. That seems a bit extreme.

[redsand62]

So I could just take baths from now on??

[JesusV2]

I have a million dollars, I'd imagine I could find a way to clean myself without showering.

[SgtSmegma]

Originally Posted by redsand62

So I could just take baths from now on??

No. He'll be whacking it in there too.

[TgE ARTdamage]

i'll do it if mallory and kelly can take the dude's place.