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01:58 PM on 02/26/08 
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micahistheballs
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Whats stopping you from kicking him out once you have spent the million?
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01:58 PM on 02/26/08 
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SgtSmegma
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Whats stopping you from kicking him out once you have spent the million?

Its explicitly against the rules. The Million Dollar Man will hunt you down and fucking kill you.

Am I guaranteed that he won't blow his load on me?

He blows his load on you the day you die.
01:59 PM on 02/26/08 
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TgE ARTdamage
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are we allowed to kill him?
02:00 PM on 02/26/08 
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JesusV2
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I would take a week long shower until the man pulverized his dick into commission
02:00 PM on 02/26/08 
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takeweakme
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My freezer isn't big enough for that.

i have seen movies, that doesn't matter. you probably cut them up and then when you are ready for them you sew them back up into dolls. probably even call up the spine fucker and give him the bones.
02:00 PM on 02/26/08 
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pickett47
Yup. I reckon.
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He blows his load on you the day you die.

That's just cruel.
02:01 PM on 02/26/08 
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SgtSmegma
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are we allowed to kill him?


No. A basic tenant of the Million Dollar Game is that you can't use the million dollars to undo any of the consequences of the task you did to get the million dollars.
02:02 PM on 02/26/08 
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burnsobright
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I would maybe possibly do it. He could be attractive, we could be soul m8z.
02:03 PM on 02/26/08 
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pickett47
Yup. I reckon.
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Its explicitly against the rules. The Million Dollar Man will hunt you down and fucking kill you.

If it were $2 million, you could kill the guy, buy the Million Dollar Man's services (to keep him from killing you), and still have some spending money.
02:03 PM on 02/26/08 
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micahistheballs
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I would take a week long shower until the man pulverized his dick into commission
He has a magic dick.
02:03 PM on 02/26/08 
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SgtSmegma
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I would take a week long shower until the man pulverized his dick into commission

This made me laugh out loud. His penis would be regenerated the next day though.

i have seen movies, that doesn't matter. you probably cut them up and then when you are ready for them you sew them back up into dolls. probably even call up the spine fucker and give him the bones.

Hahaha. That seems a bit extreme.
02:04 PM on 02/26/08 
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redsand62
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So I could just take baths from now on??
02:04 PM on 02/26/08 
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JesusV2
So it goes
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I have a million dollars, I'd imagine I could find a way to clean myself without showering.
02:05 PM on 02/26/08 
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SgtSmegma
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So I could just take baths from now on??

No. He'll be whacking it in there too.
02:06 PM on 02/26/08 
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TgE ARTdamage
Where are you Yeezy?
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i'll do it if mallory and kelly can take the dude's place.



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