See, I would die first in a horror movie because I'm always joking and tempting "evil spirits." My Yorkie used to refuse to come down into the basement where my room is. He would sit on the top step and watch you, but never come down. One time I carried him down there to hang out with me and my dad, but he started wiggling and shaking a ton and ran off back upstairs. Sometimes he comes down just to try to get you to come upstairs. One of the times I went down there he was on the top stair watching me. I was downstairs but a few feet from the staircase and he was just staring. I said, "Is there a ghost behind me? Ooooh, is it right here?" then waved my arms around like an idiot and said, "Bark if there's a ghost!" basically just being an ass. He didn't bark though haha.
You seem really sure though. Have you ever encountered a spirit or anything?
I would be open to a Ouija board. My dad tried one when he was younger but nothing happened. He used to have a dumb little plastic Ouija board keychain that had a little drawer where the triangle thing was. My mom made him throw it out. A tiny little keychain! I would probably try one just once. I wouldn't go out of my way to do it, but if someone asked me to and had one I might.
Sometimes at work we tell creepy stories too, and idk I'm an ass during those also. A coworker was telling me about a creepy dream involving demons, and finished with, "Demon dreams are always the scariest because they're actually real!" and I know my friend's sister claims to have been possessed multiple times, but my money is on a bad case of sleep paralysis. idk... I guess I'm not superstitious in that way. I think I'm more paranoid of the stuff real life people do. I live in perpetual fear of being assaulted, kidnapped, murdered etc.
/tl;dr I'm a douchebag that would die in a scary movie
"Demons": actually no, I'm not, because I don't believe in them. Actually, he's the one who believes in them based on his stories of exorcisms from his formerly-catholic parents when he was a kid. I don't actually believe in them. But
I do believe in ghosts (a few pages back is my 'experience') and you cannot convince me otherwise, mostly because there is a witness and just generally, when it comes to spiritual planes and the afterlife, ghosts and common hauntings/appearances/experiences make sense to me. Demons? No, to me, they're just like fictional creatures, like Dragons. Except not dragons because I believe more in the likelihood of them haha.
On the other hand, when I refer to telling him not to joke about demons, I do still think there's a chance that there are ghosts who can carry a negative energy and its probably best not to piss them off. On that note, I fucking FEAR ghosts and I do think you can tempt some to make their presence known, and I don't like that.
Oh and I also don't believe in Ouija boards. I don't believe there are all-knowing, omniscient spirits. That does not make sense to me at all. Like how or why would a spirit know who you stole the red pencil from in third grade? Plus the fact that 95% of Ouija boards are made in some Parker Bros factory in Kansas, it's just. Nah, it doesn't do it for me.
TLDR; I was talking to my friend Kiana anyway