It also leads to an uncomfortable cell phone in your pocket.

I liked the last couple seconds of that.

EDIT: In my opinion, skinny jeans are the least of some kids problems.

Yea but I mean, they look good.

Bye scenekids

I love my skinny jeans.

Oh well, till I can find myself a pair of jeans that don't drag on the bottom I'm going to keep wearing them. Besides, I look good in them.

Thigh Never Syndrome pretty much sounds made up.
"Hmm, let's see. There's this problem, it effects your nerves, on your thighs, but we have no name for it!"


Oh, and I didn't know there were things called "treggings"?

Skinny jeans also give you "hug your nuts" syndrome.

They also lead to fat kid depression.

and crushed unmentionables. lOL

Now there is two reason not to wear these scene kids. First you look stupid and second its bad for you.

I wear baggy jeans, so I have excellent nerves. How do you like me now?

Good.

Loose straight for the fucking win!