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11:58 PM on 10/13/09 
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Bringing back the banana suit for the first time in four years. It will be epic.
12:27 AM on 10/14/09 
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There's always money in the banana stand ;)
12:28 AM on 10/14/09 
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lol I'd like to see someone do Billy Mays and advertise Chipoltaway.
02:04 AM on 10/14/09 
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[ron howard] So michael used his detective skills.
[Michael] Did you burn down the banana stand?
[Anthony Anderson] Oh most definitely.

hahaha I love that scene. I think "Afternoon Delight" might be my favorite episode ever.

Maeby: My mom signed me out of school early so that she wouldn’t have to pick me up later so then she wouldn’t be late for the Christmas party.
Michael: That’s about the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
Maeby: I had to drive because she had a little bit of a buzz on…
Michael: No, that’s it.
11:26 AM on 10/27/09 
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I'm thinking about fucking up everyone's world and going as 2pac.
11:35 AM on 10/27/09 
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make sure you die at some point in the night, but keep appearing even though you're dead.

haha Just hide in closets and pop out yelling "I'm back bitches!!".
04:51 PM on 10/28/09 
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Seriously thinking about buying this and wearing it with my banana costume.
08:10 PM on 10/28/09 
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That seems a little bit too racist...

Fine, I'll cover my face and hands in shoe polish instead.
11:03 PM on 10/29/09 
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Because of my procrastination on getting a costume, and my blackout drunkness last Friday which resulted in me losing my debit card, I do not have a costume for this weekend.

Does anyone have any last minute homemade costume ideas? Good ones? Last year I slapped together a last minute costume by covering myself from head-to-toe with tin foil and duct taped some glow sticks to my chest, then made a tinfoil hat with glow sticks, and called myself The Future. I kind of want to do this again but at the same time feel lame doing it a second year in a row.
11:07 PM on 10/29/09 
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Aluminum Foil. If you go to Chipotle dressed up as one they give you a free burrito

I was sorta looking for ideas outside the only one I already had....
11:32 PM on 10/29/09 
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Wear the same exact thing, but call yourself a bioluminescent fish instead. Boom, done.

hahaha Does my face really have fish-like features?
11:47 PM on 10/29/09 
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Unless you're actually Joe Pesci, I have no idea what you look like. Plus it's Halloween. I'm being Jack from Fight Club but I can only hope that I could look like Edward Norton.

I guess it doesn't really matter if you're around a bunch of drunk people. I'm just bummed I can't go with my original plan of being 2pac dressed in a banana suit. Really had my heart set on that.
11:56 PM on 10/29/09 
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TMZ will inevitably report it as yet another Makaveli sighting. At that point you should just be Tupac in a Big Foot suit.

That'd be sweet. It'd be sweeter if I wasn't a drunken buffoon who lost his debit card so I can actually purchase a costume. Fuck me.
12:28 AM on 10/30/09 
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Drunken buffoon? Dude: paper bag over face with eyes cut out. Then you can be a mistake.

lol I don't know why I used that word; I never have before. I'll think about it. My ride to the party tomorrow seems like he's going to puss out so if he does, that will buy me another day to figure out something epic.
01:13 AM on 10/31/09 
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I hope to God you check this in the morning, because I just had the greatest idea for a costume, that I'm probably using:

Vegetable strainer + lab goggles + leather jacket =



Hell, if you have one of those Preskool "My First Keyboard" pianos that would be great.

Holy fuck thats an amazing idea! Thank you! If I can find some goggles, I could pull this off. If I can't, I've actually have had requests by people I know to return again as the future.



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